SEO

October 10, 2010

Meet the new Twitter (pretend it's a person) FALL IN LOVE. ASK IT TO MARRY YOU. HAVE ITS BABY ! IT'S THAT FUCKING GOOD!

Meet the new Twitter.com (pretend it's a person) FALL IN LOVE, ASK IT TO MARRY YOU. HAVE ITS BABY ! IT'S THAT FUCKING GOOD!

Meet the new Twitter.com

An easier, faster, and richer experience. Coming soon to all users!
New design

You will now find @mentions, retweets, searches, and lists just above your timeline – creating a single, streamlined view on the left of the screen. On the right, you can see the features you’re familiar with, including whom you recently followed and who recently followed you, favorites, and Trending Topics.
View photos, videos, and other media content

Now, it’s easy to see embedded photos and videos directly on Twitter, thanks to partnerships with DailyBooth, DeviantART, Etsy, Flickr, Justin.TV, Kickstarter, Kiva, Photozou, Plixi, Twitgoo, TwitPic, TwitVid, USTREAM, Vimeo, yfrog, and YouTube.
Discover related content

When you click a Tweet, the details pane shows additional information related to the author or subject. Depending on the Tweet’s content, you may see: @replies, other Tweets by that same user, a map of where a geotagged Tweet was sent from, and more.
Mini profiles

You can click a @username to see a mini profile without navigating from the page, which provides quick access to account information, including bio and recent Tweets.
Follow @Twitter
Rollout timing

These changes will roll out as a preview over the next several weeks. During the preview, you'll be able to switch back and forth so you have time to grow accustomed to the way things work. Eventually, everyone will have the updated version of Twitter.com.
Got feedback? Tell us what you think about the #NewTwitter »

Posted to See Ya At What Gets Me hot via Dogmeat

Top 10 Mr. Dante Fontana's Visual Guidance Ltd. See Ya At What Gets Me Hot Blogposts of ALL TIME!

Posted to See Ya At What Gets Me hot via Dogmeat

Top-10 Status On being hyper-vigilant for 60 hours: an apologia of shorts (or not?)

Sunday, October 10, 2010 at 7:55am 05:55:18 -0700

Top-10 Status On being hyper-vigilant for 60 hours: an apologia of shorts (or not?)

If i flirted with you unmercifully

i haven’t laid it down so enjoyably [in an OFF-Facebook way] since one oxidized FB user had to take a pregnancy test the next morning

if i didn't (in a couple of your  cases)

i haven’t laid it down so sincerely or enjoyably [in an OFF-Facebook way] since one nameless, oxidized FB user had to take a pregnancy test the next morning.

if i posted 'something' to your wall

(i haven’t been that mendacious since a certain Rory McGee disbelieved my prowess of ‘privacy settings’ know-how.

if i shape-shifted (thanks lenny smith) anything inappropriate your way as Jim Morrison

(i haven’t felt that close to my spirit guide since the new orleans tourism committee put me in charge of shuttling around the organizers of the Shaman Convention).

if i offended the  author of the lyrics to La Vie en Rose by dreaming up better lyrics to  his song last night   ...and the top reason why i'm apologizing for 60 hours of hyper-vigilantiism,   IS:    ME AND KEITH RICHARDS WANT TO  KNOW...  WHAT'S FACEBOOK?

Asia Argento Strips for this Dog!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001667584014

Cyno Phagie

video/?id=100001667584014

video_length 2:26

http://post.ly/12zWY

THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT MY PREVIOUS PROFILES BECOMING DELETED (FOR YOU, THAT IS)

IS THAT THE DOG JOKES WERE FUNNIER, AND JOHN STICH AND TAQUILA

were apparently able to afford a good hotel back then.

Jay, congratulations, they make you look like that Facebook user without the hands or keyboard guy!!

 

 

  1. *Your status update is too witty.
The maximum status wit is 420 characters, but you are 1077. you must delete 600 wits.
     **This is your Publisher, not WILL ROGERS' Top-10 Status On being hyper-vigilant for 60 hours: an apologia of shorts (or not?) Sunday, October 10, 2010

 

Posted to See Ya At What Gets Me hot via Dogmeat

THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT MY PREVIOUS PROFILES BECOMING DELETED (FOR YOU, THAT IS) IS

 

Cyno Phagie THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT MY PREVIOUS PROFILES BECOMING DELETED (FOR YOU, THAT IS) IS THAT THE DOG JOKES WERE FUNNIER, AND JOHN STICH AND TAQUILA were apparently able to afford a good hotel back then. Jay, congratulations, they make you look like that Facebook user without the hands or keyboard guy!! good morning

<script src="http://audio.thisamericanlife.org/widget/widget.min.js" type="text/javascript"></script><div id="this-american-life-342" class="this-american-life" style="width:540px;"></div>

Posted to See Ya At What Gets Me hot via Dogmeat