BETTORS! LESS THAN 2 DAYS! They're Frank Bough!...4-WAY ['Gaesaekki dul jokka...' +' Va t'empaler encule' + 'Ich werde...' + '*Je bent de reden']

BETTORS!

2 DAYS
[less than twenny meters]

PLACE ACTION NOW:

"Excuse me, but could you give me directions to the nearest Starbucks, or should I go 'fuck meself'?"

Sidewalks of New York
[song played during post parade]

Daahhhn in front of casey's,
old brahn wooden stoop,
on a summers evenin',
we formed a merry group,
boys and ocean pearls together,
we would sin' and waltz,
while "ginnie" played' Molly O'Morgan
chuffin sidewalks of new york

Chorus:

East side, west side,
all 'round the Joe Brahn,
the tot sang "rin' a rosie,"
"london bridge is fallin' daahhhn.
" boys and ocean pearls together,
me and mamie o'rourke,
tripped the Isle Of Wight fantastic,
on the sidewalks of new york

Pretty nellie shannon,
wif a dude as Isle Of York,
first picked up the waltz step,
on the sidewalks of new york.
wif jakey krause the baker
who always 'ad the dough
first picked up the waltz step,
on the sidewalks of new york

by Charles B. Lawlor and James W. Blake, 1894

Good Donald Duck!
[LUCK]

PLAY AUDIO FOR RACE IN PROGRESS

"and they're Frank Bough!...
[OFF]..

Ek gee nie 'n moer om nie	1 (11%)
Jeg kneppede din mor igår	2 (22%)
*Je bent de reden dat mensen zelfmoord plegen	3 (33%)
Ich werde dich ausstopfen und auf ebay versteigern	3 (33%)
Va t'empaler encule	3 (33%)
Ne ssi v kompot, tam povor nogi moet	2 (22%)
Jama Shinaide	1 (11%)
Gaesaekki dul jokka ra kuh hae	3 (33%)
Forpulte søppelnerd	2 (22%)
Zozo ou gro tankou yon tik tak	1 (11%)
Cau Dy wyneb a Ffwcio dy ewyrth!	2 (22%)

POLE POSITION ADVANCE
FROM
HALF FURLONG to HOMESTRETCH

- STATS FOR 4-WAY ONLY:

(ONLY ADVANCE)
1. *Je bent: 14 + 19 @ 33

2. Ich werde: 42 - 9 @ 33

3. Va t'empaler: 42 - 9 @ 33

4. Gaesaekki dul jokka: 42 -9 @ 33

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EXCERPT

FROM CHAPTER 'BACKSTRETCH':

"'OW I MADE 'OLIDAY ON AN
AMANUENSIS

Named

'S_________t'?????"

HOW IT LOOKED 100 METERS AGO: Looks loike the Liz Hurley lead goes ter me gallant, yeah me gallant garn for the lead wif twice a prince on the outside. secretariat away very 'eaven and 'ell 'as Robin Hood position on the Toby Ale..and in fact is na garn up wif the leaders. they're movin' for the Damien Hirst turn. it is secretariat, sham on the outside is also movin' along strongly and na it's sham, sham and secretariat 're wite together into the Damien Horst turn. me gallant 'as third behind them, then it's twice a prince and the trailer is private smiles as they Scalp Fla by the turn.......those Bo-ole Of Glue together, sham on the outside, sham getter' a Crust of Bread in front as they move 'round the turn wif secretariat second.. then there's a large gap, make it pearly gate lengths Hammer and Tack ter me gallant in third and twice a prince ffourf..and private smiles is Beechams Pill the trailer.....they're on the backstretch. it's almost a Itch And Scratch race na. secretariat's on the inside by a Crust of Bread. sham is on the outside...they've opened Cock and Hen lengths on me gallant 'oo is third by a Crust of Bread wif twice a prince ffourf, then it's anovver pearly gate lengths Hammer and Tack ter private smiles 'oo is trailin' the field. they continue daahhhn the backstretch and that's secretariat na takin' the lead. 'e's got it by abaht a lengf and a Ca and Calf...still sham. Cock and Hen lengths Hammer and Tack me gallant, twice a prince...they're movin' on the turn na. for the turn it's secretariat. 'e looks loike 'e's openin'. the lead is increasin'. make it carpet, carpet and a Ca and Calf. 'e's movin' into the turn. secretariat 'oldin' on ter a large lead. sham is second, and then it's a long way Hammer and Tack ter me gallant and twice a prince. they're on the turn and secretariat is blazin' along.the Damien Hirst three-quarters of a mile in wahn oh vintage wine and four-fifths. secretariat is widenin' na. 'e is movin' loike a tremendous machine!..secretariat by twelve..secretariat by ffour'een lengths on the turn. sham is droppin' Hammer and Tack. it looks loike they'll catch 'im today as me gallant and twice a prince 're bof comin' up ter 'im na. but secretariat is aw Jack Jones. 'e's Wahhabi there almost a sixteenf of a mile away from the George Best of the 'roses...? SORRY THAT'S AS FAR AS WE ARE! pede din mor igår 2 (28%) Je bent de reden dat mensen zelfmoord plegen. 1 (14%) Ich werde dich ausstopfen und auf ebay versteigern 3 (42%) Va t'empaler encule 3 (42%) Ne ssi v kompot, tam povor nogi moet 2 (28%) Jama Shinaide 1 (14%) Gaesaekki dul jokka ra kuh hae 3 (42%) Forpulte søppelnerd 2 (28%) Zozo ou gro tankou yon tik tak 1 (14%) Cau Dy wyneb a Ffwcio dy ewyrth! 2 (28%) 3 owners 'ave been banned for dopin'! Wahn for illegal stud-service! & A Film Called, 'Orseradish Lessons' VOL. Wahn - 7

'there's also a Robin Hood race on wif

Bo-le Of Glue--

new equestrian
comer-from- behind,
not quite ready
ter stud-aht ter elmer's

Daan't count out: 'HORSESTUDDERER'

AND
'DIRTY 'Charin' Cross Whipper'

Sometimes completely mysterious things 'appen.

In 1956 backers of Devon Koch, a Charin' Cross owned by the Nellie Dean father's lover, seemed certain of a win. Jockey Three Card Trick Francis was in the lead and 'ad a mere Nifty yards ter Scalp Fla tier victory. suddenly the Charin' Cross appeared terr jump a phantom fence. Wif its front and rear bacon and eggs splayed, it spectacularly derby flopped on ter the course. The race 'as been misanalysed again and again wif nah wahn able ter pinpoint the exact cause...

aw this proves that there’s nah such fin' as a Bobby fin'.

wif so many unpredictable things capable of 'appenin', it pays ter be cautious wif your bets.

If you’re ever tempted ter stake your Porridge Knife savings on a Charin' Cross, just spare a thought for Murphy.

THOROUGHBRED LISTING
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Posh n Becks
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Defacement
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Cheetahs a and Calf
sharpshooter 'hypo
nestles-a-kinky
sac 'o pak catharsis
pekoe Brando Rois
whitewater
Ho raise suet
lo phat pageboy
Deli rated
One ticktock
HS Sex op
Sedulous
Pissaro Pose
Ravage
Semen
Ginsu whinny
Gaze beta
Half shed Garrote
Hypo-Rainbow
Let-a-win
LIL LA MOSSBACK RIDER
ZSAZSA Zoloft Dr Izzle
riderless Tit butt cock
COPPOLA PLATO
Sac ho
Parka Catharsis
Li'L-jD Jr. Jockey
Pekoe Brando
Rois Whiner
Polo Payee
lo phat pageboy
Blushers
Musicale's
Til Poverty Go outta (BIZ)
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The Citation
TONY MILLIONAIRE CROW AND PONY SHOW
Threatening Bunuel Lipstick
Btu sis
Lou Din
Nazi Dixie Zip Z

*Text and music by, respectively Charles B. Lawlor1 and James W. Blake, 1894. This highly romantic, nostalgic song describes poor, young Irish immigrants or children of immigrants waltzing together on the sidewalks outside their tenements in New York City in the late 1890s. The story goes2 that Lawlor, a composer and not-very-successful actor, wrote the tune while intoxicated one evening and then was whistling it the following day when he met lyrics-writer Blake who was the counterman at a hat shop. The two joined forces, Blake wrote the sentimental words we know today, and they sold the song for $5000. In 1895, it would be the best-selling sheet music in the country.

Down in front of Casey's,
Old brown wooden stoop,
On a summers evening,
We formed a merry group,
Boys and girls together,
We would sing and waltz,
While the "ginnie" played the organ
On the sidewalks of New York

Chorus:
East side, West side,
All around the town,
The tot sang "Ring a Rosie,"
"London Bridge is falling down."
Boys and girls together,
Me and Mamie O'Rourke,
Tripped the light fantastic,
On the sidewalks of New York

That's where Johnny Casey,
And little Jimmy Crowe,
With Jakey Krause the baker
Who always had the dough,
Pretty Nellie Shannon,
With a dude as light as cork,
First picked up the waltz step,
On the sidewalks of New York.

Things have changed since those times,
Some are up in "G,"
Others they are on the hog
But they all feel just like me,
They would part with all they've got,
Could they just once more walk,
With their best girl and have a twirl,
On the sidewalks of New York.

Notes:
1. Lawton died in 1925; thus his copyright on the lyrics expired in 1995.
2. Hinckley, David. "From 'The Sidewalks of New York': Mamie O'Rourke." The New York Daily News copyright 2002.

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commercial for Boursin cheese.

MARX BROTHERS MYTH & DE BELLAMY BROTHERS BUNKED! "IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY (WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME") 1979 [PICKUP LINE OR GROUCHO'S?]

Most interesting title in Country Music? IS DAT DE BUURT? “If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body (Would You Hold It Against Me)”
THE BELLAMY BROTHERS If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body (Would you Hold it Against Me?) ['U hebt een mooi lichaam,' zei ik. 'Zou u op uw lichaam naast de mijne?'] 1979 echt heel mooi nummertje really nice song-- mal33 Single by Bellamy Brothers from the album Two and Only

"If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body ..."
(in some sources called
"If I Said You Have a Beautiful Body ..."),

derived its double entendre title from an old Groucho Marx quote.

Songwriter David Bellamy told country music journalist, Tom Roland that he regularly watched Marx's program, You Bet Your Life, where Marx sometimes used the quote, while interviewing an attractive female contestant, then shake his cigar and raise hi

s eyebrows to elicit a reaction.

The comment stuck in Bellamy's [David?] head as a possible hook line for a song.

"If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body ..." earned its first success in Northern Ireland, before becoming a hit in the United States.

The song was also a minor hit on Top 40 stations, peaking at No. 39 on the Billboard Hot 100.

Following the success of "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body ... ," the Bellamy Brothers would record several more songs that used double-entendre in their titles, most notably, their 1981, No. 1 hit "Do You Love as Good as You Look."

VERSION 2

"It originated from a phrase coined by one the 20th century's most enduring comedians. I have to give credit for that line to Groucho Marx. That's going way back. Of course you've heard of the Marx Brothers. Groucho used to have a show on TV when we were growing up - which I hate to even admit how long ago that was - but he had a show called You Bet Your Life, and he'd have guests on, and different quiz questions. And

Groucho

smoked a cigar - that tells you how long ago it was, he smoked cigars on a TV show.

He'd use that line occasionally, he'd say,

*'If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?'and shake his cigar and kind of raise his eyebrows."

You Bet Your Life

You Bet Your Life premiered in October 1947 on radio on ABC and then on CBS and finally NBC and ran until May 1961 -- on radio only 1947-1950, on both radio and television 1950-1956, and on television only 1956-1961. The show was an utter sensation, one of the most popular in the history of radio and television. With one of the best announcers and, as it turns out, straight men in the business, George Fenneman, as his faithful foil, Groucho slayed his audiences with extraordinary improvised conversation, usually with the most ordinary of guests.

OTHER POSSIBLE LYRICS
THE BELLAMY BROS. REMEMBERED
FROM THEIR
"FAMILY"'S
WEIRD SENSE OF HUMOR
INCORPORATED
INTO MORE OF THEIR
DOUBLE ENTENDRE-LADEN
HIT COUNTRY SINGLES:

MARX'S: I am able to dance until the cows come home. But I would rather dance with the cows until you come home.

BELLAMY'S: "I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home."

MARX'S: Whatever it may be, I am not for it.

BELLAMY'S: "Whatever it is, I'm against it!"

MARX'S: Besides a dog, a book is the best friend of a person. Inside a dog, it is too dark to read.

BELLAMY'S"Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend, inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

So we had heard that line growing up, and our family

always had a weird southern sense of humor, and they'd use that line around a lot.

*So it just came one day that it'd be a great song title."--Howard Bellamy

By the late ‘70’s The Bellamy's were emerging on the country charts with another boa ride smash.

“If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body (Would You Hold It Against Me),”

[NOW!]

*originally scrawled on a dinner napkin

by David

rocketed them to the top of the country charts the way “Let Your Love Flow,” had done in the pop market just a few years earlier. It proved to be the first of a string of fourteen #1 singles in the U.S. alone.

"If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me"

by David Bellamy, was released in 1979 and became their first No. 1 hit on the Billboard Magazine's Hot Country Singles chart that spring.

Overall, "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body ..." was the Bellamy's second No. 1 song; their 1976 song, "Let Your Love Flow," topped the Billboard Hot 100.

lyrics

If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me
If I swore you were an angel,
Would you treat me like the devil tonight
If I were dying of thirst
Would your flowing love come quench me
If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me

Now we can talk all night about the weather
Tell you 'bout my friends out on the coast
I could ask a lot of crazy questions
Or I could ask what I really want to know

Now rain can fall so soft against the window
The sun can shine so bright up in the sky
But daddy always told me,
"don't make small talk"
He said, "come on out
And say what's on your mind"

Bellamy Brothers
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body
Live [Church Street Station]

Schitterend gezongen, en Live gezongen natuurlijk. Dat blijft meestal mooier omdat je dan pas goed hoort hoe ze werkelijk zingen. En dit is natuurlijk een zeer bekend nummer.
Yvonne43
Beautiful sung, and sung Live course. This is usually better because you only hear how good they really sing. And this is a very familiar number.

IGGY POP + DAVID BOWIE: SISTER MIDNIGHT [Dinah Shore 1979 SOUPY SALES' SONS RHYTHM SECTION]

iggy pop david bowie sister midnight dinah shore
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PAID 40 DOLLARS FOR THIS BACK BEFORE THE INTERNET OR DVDS OR ANYTHING. I'VE GOT IT UPLOADED ON ONE OF MY CHANNELS BUT, I'VE GOT A MIGRAINE HANGOVER. ALSO THOUGHT CONT. JANE WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHAT WAS ON IN THE AFTERNOON WHEN I GOT HOME FROM SCHOOL.

Jack Jersey: Whole Lotta Shakin' Going On [Live, Eindhoven]

Jack Jersey (R.I.P.) once recorded an album with the Jordanaires