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1Cheese WagonSchool bus 2Cowboy CadillacPickup truck 3Sleeper LeaperWorking girl 4Driving AwardSpeeding ticket 5Harvey WallbumperSomeone who drives recklessly 6Chicken ChokerTruck carrying poultry 7Greasy Side UpTruck that's flipped over 8Gator GutsPieces of shredded tire in the road 9Big 10-4I completely agree 10Draggin' WagonTow truck 11Bubble TroubleProblem with your tire 12Lot LizardWorking girl at truck stop 13Fifty Dollar LanePassing lane 14Toes On the BumperDriving at full-speed 15Town ClownLocal police officer 16Weight WatcherWeigh station worker 17Meat WagonAmbulance 18Smoke DetectorRadar detector 19Pay the Water BillUse the restroom 20Starving the BearsDriving the speed limit 21Boom WagonTruck carrying dangerous cargo 22Half CheeseA short school bus 23Smile and Comb Your HairRadar trap ahead, slow down 24Lane LoverVehicle who won't leave a particular lane 25Loot LimoArmored car 26Pregnant Roller SkateVolkswagen Beetle 27Billy Big RiggerTrucker with a big ego 28Chew-n-chokeRestaurant 29Tijuana TaxiTow truck 30Bone BoxAmbulance 31Organ DonorMotorcycle rider without a helmet 32Colorado Kool-AidBeer 33Bucket MouthLoud, obnoxious, or vulgar 34Go 10-100Go to the restroom 35Land YachtLarge mobile home or camper 36Dream WeaverWeaving driver - sleepy or impaired 37Wiggle WagonA truck pulling two or more trailers 38On the Floor and Looking For MoreAccelerating to full speed 39There's Two Miles of Ditches For Every Mile of RoadReminder to drive safely 40Catch You On the Flip-flopTalk to you on the return trip 41Willy WeaverIntoxicated driver 42Watch Your DonkeyWatch behind you, police are approaching 43Nap TrapMotel 44Pickle ParkRest area known for working girls 45Flop BoxMotel room 46Mud BallDonut 47Motion LotionFuel 48Suicide JockeyDriver traveling with dangerous cargo 49On Your DonkeyBehind you 50Junk BuzzardBum
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January 30, 2011
CB Slang - Top 50 Funniest
She fucked a bridge ...
She fucked a bridge ...
Dear Erika: I'm sorry, but it is impossible to write a better headline than that which you see titling this page. I told you before, I actually think you're kinda cute (and plenty weird enough to be my girlfriend should that ever be a question), so you know I would never purposefully keep your wonderful video from Tyra up just to make your life miserable, but as we discussed in our correspondence, you certainly knew what you were doing by booking for the Tyra show, just as I suggested you knew what you were doing for the other scores of TV appearances for which you have volunteered, been paid, or otherwise appeared. As far as the few isolated instances from my last video which you found distasteful enough to have your own video removed because of a seemingly understandable and not completely unsexy (if you ask me) fence frottage (after all, you had feelings for this fence), I suppose maybe the director could have been a little more subtle and easily left it out, but do you think that its omission would really have changed anything all that much? Anyway, just mainly checking in to see how things are going. It seems like we used to talk a lot more when you were trying to get things removed from my channel. Please say hello to Mrs. Berlin Wall for me. I was thinking the other day that if I had to choose between the two of you (hypothetically, of course, if both of you magically started liking people more than objects), I would pick you in a heartbeat, although, I must tell you that I'd probably rather party with Mrs. Wall. But I'm willing to be pleasantly surprised in case you are harboring some let-your-hair-down tendency which I failed to glean from our brief flirtation/debate. Hope all is well with Madame E. and any others you may have on the side that I don't know about. I will tell you should it make you feel better, that no matter if you're monogamous with Mrs. Tower or not, you're still getting more pussy than I am. Hopefully that helps you carry through the rest of the day with a little inward smile. Love, Guk
She fucked a bridge ... Dear Erika: I'm sorry, but it is impossible to write a better headline than that which you see titling this page. I told you before, I actually think you're kinda cute (and plenty weird enough to be my girlfriend should that ever be a question), so you know I would never purp ...... Read MORE » on Dogmeat
Drug (disambiguation)
A drug is any chemical substance other than a food or device that affects the function of living things. Drugs can be used to treat illness, relieve a symptom or modify a chemical process in the body for a specific purpose. Drugs are yummy
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- Drugs (journal), a peer-reviewed medical journal
- D.R.U.G.S., an American post-hardcore band
- DRUGS, a funk musical group founded by Michael "Clip" Payne
- Drûg, a term for a member of the Drúedain, a Middle-Earth race in the fiction of J. R. R. Tolkien
- Drug, a name for a demon in ancient Vedic Hinduism, from the Vedic Sanskrit root druh ("to be hostile")
- Droog, the Russian word for "friend", prominently used (as a Nadsat jargon) in A Clockwork Orange
See also [edit]
- Antiretroviral drug
- Antiviral drug
- Approved drug, drug approval by the Food and Drug Administration in the United States
- Drug abuse
- Hard and soft drugs
- Illegal drug trade
- Legal drugs
- List of drugs
- Misuse of Drugs Act 1971, the United Kingdom act under which substances defined as drugs are listed and controlled
- Pharmaceutical drug
- Psychoactive drug, chemical substance used to alter behavior and perception for many differing reasons
- Recreational drug use
- Performance enhancing drug
A drug is any chemical substance other than a food or device that affects the function of living things. Drugs can be used to treat illness, relieve a symptom or modify a chemical process in the body for a specific purpose. Drugs are yummy contact steve for cheap heroin Drug(s) may also refer to: Dr ...... Read MORE » on Dogmeat
January 29, 2011
Jerry Lee Lewis Speaks Italian in one of two TV ACTING ROLES (Other One's A COP SHOW TOO!)
Jerry Lee Lewis Speaks Italian in one of two TV ACTING ROLES (Other One's A COP SHOW TOO!)
Jerry Lee Lewis speaks Italian in one of two TV shows in which he speaks which (Help)--BOTH of them COP SHOWS! COP both shows! Nuff SAID
Police Story (italiano) 1-2
"XD Oh dear SEE dubbed Jerry impresses me xD" "Tu?! [YOU?!] Lei parla italiano! [You speak Italian!] Ascolto Jerry Lee di lingua italia per me, [Listening to Jerry Lee speaking Italian to me,
era come guardare Cicciolina succhiare cazzo in inglese! was like watching Cicciolina suck dick in English! ] " @sobachemyaso What is the meaning of the Italian word voglio succhiare il cazzo?English words for the Italian word voglio succhiare il cazzo i want to suck cock More Words What is the meaning of the Italian word voglio succhiare voi?
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Baby grandiloquent jazz! They try to teach you something
Baby grandiloquent jazz! They try to teach you something Best of Jazz Greats Tutorial Videos
These are four jazz videos that were favorites of the artists AND by no less than writers Stanley Booth, NYTimes Critic, Robert Palmer, and Memphis musician and friend, Tav Falco.
In each I think you'll take away not only a piece of those who're playing, but of the writers, critics and musicians who hold these performances above all others in the vacuum created by each of their respective deaths.
I hope you will enjoy a short journey into this hemisphere, and take something away which you had not known before.
I know that during the compilation of this extensively researched labor of love, I discovered not just something about the musicians represented not previously known, but the writers and musicians who I have been fortunate to call friends.
Thank you for taking the time to read (what for me is a very rare intrusion) this introduction.
GUK
(from the intro to Tav Falco's Video of Phineas Newborn below)
Imagine yourself a prodigy, a jazz virtuoso of the 1950s. You have played with everybody from Duke Ellington to Charlie Mingus. Then POW… you are lost for twenty years. Your achievements and talents put into chemical and canvas straitjackets. Living with your mother. Treated like a miscreant. Then you begin to rise to the top again. This is one of the man’s first public performances before a public eager and waiting so long for his return.
Baby grandiloquent!
Elvin Jones Trio
Eric Johnson
Dynamics and Phrasing
Joe Pass
Phineas Newborn Jr.
Oleo
FINE's, baby!
Phineas Newborn Jr., a leading jazz pianist, died at his home in Memphis, Tenn., Friday. He was 57 years old.
Phineas Newborn Jr., a leading jazz pianist, died at his home in Memphis, Tenn., Friday. He was 57 years old.
The cause of death has not been released.Irvin Salky, Mr. Newborn's agent and friend, said X-rays six weeks ago showed a growth on one of his lungs.Phineas Newborn Oleo Parkay
His albums included ''A World of Piano,'' ''The Newborn Touch,'' ''The Great Piano of Phineas'' and ''Piano Artistry of Phineas Newborn.''
i couldn't top the master brandonshred but i gave it a good tribute.
May 28, 1989Although Mr. Newborn was not a celebrity, he was highly regarded by jazz aficionados, especially in the 1950's and 60's. ''In his prime, he was one of the three greatest jazz pianists of all time, right up there with Bud Powell and Art Tatum,'' said Leonard Feather, a jazz critic for Downbeat magazine and The Los Angeles Times.
His father, Phineas Newborn Sr., led a big band that played on Memphis's celbrated Beale Street in the 30's and 40's. Mr. Newborn grew up playing saxophone, trumpet and vibraphone in the band, which included his brother Calvin, who played guitar.
Besides his brother, he is survived by his mother, daughters, a son and two grandchildren.
A racial attack took him out of the playing circuit in 1974. He was admitted to the Veteran’s Hospital with a cracked jawbone, broken nose and several broken fingers. The day Phineas was discharged from the hospital he went to Ardent recording studios and recorded a Grammy nominated album, ‘Solo Piano’.The tracks included a version of ‘Out of The World’ which contained stunning left-hand virtuosity. Stanley Booth says that ‘hearing that performance while looking at the X-ray photos of Phineas’s broken hands is enough to make you think that Little Red (Phineas Newborn), like Jerry Lee Lewis is a little more than human.
’Rhythm Oil: A Journey Through the Music
Phineas Newborn Jr - Web Essay
By ROBERT PALMER
Published: July 11, 1986
Phineas Newborn Jr., Sweet Basil, 88 Seventh Avenue South, below West Fourth Street (242-1785).
Born into a musical Memphis family and a pianist with his father's big band and on early
B. B. King recordings while still in his teens, Phineas Newborn Jr. was in every sense a prodigy.
By the time he made his classic Atlantic, RCA and Contemporary jazz albums, in the 1950's and early 60's, that prodigious abundance of technique was getting him compared with the virtuosic Art Tatum, and dismissed by some as all fingers, no heart. That was never true, and certainly isn't now. In his maturity, Mr. Newborn is one of the masters of jazz piano, with an immediately identifiable tone and touch, great harmonic originality, and, as a kind of signature, octave runs that seem to fairly whip along the keyboard.
Shows are around 10 and 11:30 P.M. and 1 A.M. through Sunday, with a $10 music charge and $6 minimum.
tav falco PHINEAS NEWBORN, Jr. August 17, 1975 Memphis, Tennessee
3-min. excerpt 1/2 »
Open Reel Video original, B&W
Imagine yourself a prodigy, a jazz virtuoso of the 1950s. You have played with everybody from Duke Ellington to Charlie Mingus. Then POW… you are lost for twenty years. Your achievements and talents put into chemical and canvas straitjackets. Living with your mother. Treated like a miscreant. Then you begin to rise to the top again. This is one of the man’s first public performances before a public eager and waiting so long for his return.
Baby grandiloquent jazz! They try to teach you something Best of Jazz Greats Tutorial Videos These are four jazz videos that were favorites of the artists AND by no less than writers Stanley Booth , NYTimes Critic, Robert Palmer , and Memphis musician and friend, Tav Falco . In each I think yo ...... Read MORE » on Dogmeat
حادث غريب Strange Accident عجيب في مغسلة محطة السويس奇妙な事故
حادث غريبStrange Accident عجيب في مغسلة محطة السويس奇妙な事故
This accident occurred at a gas station car wash in Al-Bireh/Ramallah, Palestine on August 14, 2010. It was caught by the station's video cameras.
The line of cars on the left are waiting for the car wash.
حصل هذا الحادث في مغسلة سيارات تابعة لمحطة السويس للوقود في البيرة-رام الله، فلسطين بتاريخ 14-8-2010. التقط هذا الفيديو من قبل كاميرا المحطة. راقب السيارة عند الثانية طابور السيارات على اليسار بانتظار المغسلة.
この事故は、2010年8月14日にパレスティナ、ラマラにあるガソリンスタンドで起こった。そこに設置されていた監視カメラがとらえた映像である。左側に並ぶ車は洗車の順番を待っていた。
i don't think i told you last year, but when i had this up on facebook, phineas's son came by and kinda didn't think it was too funny, but he was the only one...well, besides the 20% of people who thought it was avant garde!
this is the fag in the movie breakins daddy yo !
LOL
great!
It's not Phineas Touch.
Bull shit !!
You're probably playing foot.
Fake Phineas go to hell.
when the drums kicked in at about :50 i died
im a jazzhead and i lol'ed...you should too. Obviously Phineas was a beast, someone posting a joke doesnt discredit that.
its a joke. if you can't take one in a sadistic time like ours, then go do society a favour and kill yourself.
Hilarious. One of the better ones I've seen.
It is not funny at all, it is disrespectful. Shame on you.
I just wasted 30 seconds of my life watching this. This is why the internet sucks. And whoever posted this has about 1/100000000000000 the talent as phineas.
I agree! And I am a jazz purist too and friends with P's son Phineas Newborns III, and I posted the two video responses above to show this trucking' jerk how to not be disrespectful. Because some things like REAL Jazz PLAYED BY REAL MUSICIANS SHOULD NOT BE FUCKED WITH! Thanks for caring about Jazz and trying to keep the sac-titty of its memory Olive. And this Brand-on Shred has not a shred of common delinquency in his Jazz hating sold and he should rot in the remiss hell where he was born.
sounds like bad plus
it is funny. it is disrespectful. it´s very funny.
あほや
phineas is one of my heroes...but c'mon these "shred"videos are parodies! they are meant to be funny!not disrespectful.. i would bet that phineas would laugh himself if he saw this as well as any other artists who have been "shredded" if they have any sense of humor at all. how could anyone view this and not realize it isn't real? lighten up
It"s a Fake!! To all concerned; I saw Phineas (fine-us) NewBorn Jr. play the piano in 1962. The man was a prodigy. This is disrespectful. Shame! Shame!
this fricken' kills me...the bass OMG!! LMAO!!!
I guess if you put a legend in jazz piano on your video and add some crap trio playing then MAYBE someone might listen.....come on man....don't put out this kind of stuff....this is garbage
scuse my ignorance, but what does ''shredding'' do to the music?
hahaha... didn't know anyone was doing this with jazz
i never knew that phineas played with denardo coleman...
this isn't even funny.... disrespectful
ottomatic, have you ever heard this man play 'Oleo' in real bop style? It's on YouTube. I bet you'll fall from your piano stool. He was the only jazz pianist Peterson admitted to be scared of.
What kills me is that people think this is the real audio track!
rofl
The bass is AMAZING.