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July 3, 2010

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How often do you masturbate? and Erection Pull Down Pie Circumference Gadget

6. AVERAGE penis circumference:       3.75          inches

SURVEY RESULTS

 

Graph III.  Erection Circumference Compared to Percentage of Population

Or, to plot your measurement on this curve, use the pull-down menu:

 

 

 

 

 

 

CALCULATION SHEET

Print this page and use it to record your measurements.
Once you have printed this sheet, return to the Measure My Penis page.

Record Your Erection Length


A. Enter your measurements in the spaces provided below.  For more accurate results, an average of three measurements will be used.

1. Erect penis length, 1st measurement:  ___________inches

2. Erect penis length, 2nd measurement:  ___________inches

3. Erect penis length, 3rd measurement:  ___________inches

B. Calculate the average  (see example).

4.  Add the three values together: ___________

5.  Divide this number by three:___________÷ 3

6. AVERAGE penis length:  ___________inches

Record Your Erection Circumference (girth) (see example)

A. Enter your measurements in the spaces provided below.  For more accurate results, an average of three measurements will be used.

1. Erect penis circumference, 1st measurement:  ___________inches

2. Erect penis circumference, 2nd measurement:  ___________inches

3. Erect penis circumference, 3rd measurement:  ___________inches

B. Calculate the average  (see example).

4.  Add the three values together: ___________

5.  Divide this number by three:           ÷ 3

6. AVERAGE penis circumference:  ___________inches

FACTS & FICTION ANSWERS

Facts & Fiction Answers

1.
Women prefer men to have a big penis.
False

A
1983 study (Fisher et al.) asked 154 woman undergraduate
students to read a number of erotic passages which differed
only in the size of the male penis in the story.
The women were then asked a standard set of questions to
determine their level of arousal. The study found
that, in general, penis size was an unimportant factor in
the level of arousal of these woman.

A
survey of women by the Diagram Group in 1981 showed that
when asked to what part of a man’s body do woman pay most
attention, 39% said the buttocks. Only 2% of women
indicated an interest in the penis. Other studies (e.g.,
Masters and Johnson, Hite, Wolfe) have shown that penis
size has very little to do with either a woman’s stimulation
during intercourse, or the probability that she will reach
an orgasm.

In summary, the literature reports that the vast majority of
women don’t care if a man has a small, medium, or large
penis.

2. Normal erect penises should point straight.
False

Tabulation
and analysis of the Kinsey Data (Gebhard, et al.) showed
that approximately 50% of penises do point straight.
The remaining 50% pointed in all sorts of directions.
They found that 30% pointed straight up, 10% pointed to
the left, 6% pointed down, 3% pointed to the right, and
the other 1% pointed in some combination of these directions
(i.e., up and left). (These data did not adequately
describe curved penises, namely those that start out pointing
straight then curve off in another direction.)

3.
A big penis when unerect, will be a big penis when erect.
False

A
1988 study (Jamison et al.) looked at the change in size
when going from an unerect (flaccid) state to an erect state.
The study compared two groups of men, those with smaller
flaccid penises and those with bigger flaccid penises.
Although they found relatively large variations in flaccid
penis size between men, when they became erect, the differences
disappeared. In other words, smaller flaccid penises
grow significantly more than larger flaccid penises so that
when erect, both penis groups are essentially the same size.
A Masters and Johnson study (1966) also described this phenomenon.
In other words, the volume (length X circumference) of everybody’s
penis is similar; longer penises are thinner, shorter penises
are fatter.
4. Tall men have bigger penises than short men.
False

A
1993 study (Siminoski et al.) analyzed the relationship
between penis size, body size, and foot size, based on the
folklore that tall, big-footed men had big penises.
63 virile men (aged 27-71 years) were measured. The
study found that although tall height and large shoe-size
were weakly correlated to bigger penis size, the differences
were minimal and were not statistically significant.
5. African Americans have bigger penises than Caucasians.
True

As a group, African Americans do have slightly longer and thicker
penis than their Caucasian counterparts. This is shown on these graphs.
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Pie Chart : Percentage of Population with Specific Erection Lengths

Another way to determine how your penis compares to the entire male population is to use a pie-chart.  To determine your "slice of the pie", find your erect penis length on the pie-chart. 

The size of your pie-chart slice represents what portion of the population has the same erection size as you.

The remainder of the pie that is found counter-clockwise to your slice to the 12 o'clock position represents the portion of the population that has a shorter penis. The portion of pie found clockwise to your slice has a longer penis.

For example, if your erection is 6 1/4 (e.g., 6.25 inches), then 9.8% of the population also has a 6.25 inch erection. Looking counterclockwise, 48.8% of the population has an erection that is less than 6.25 inches (e.g., 24.4 + 5.3 + 8.1 + 3.4 + 7.6 = 48.8). Looking clockwise, 41.2% of the population has an erection that is longer than 6.25 inches (e.g., 15.6 + 6.0 + 10.0 + 9.6 = 41.2).

 

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EXAMPLE OF CALCULATION
Record Your Erection Length

A.  Enter your measurements in the spaces provided below.  For more accurate results, an average of three measurements will be used.

1. Erect penis length, 1st measurement:       5     inches

2. Erect penis length, 2nd measurement:      5.5     inches

3. Erect penis length, 3rd measurement:     5.25     inches

B.  Calculate the average  (see example).

4.  Add the three values together:      15.75

5.  Divide this number by three:           ÷ 3

6. AVERAGE penis length:       5.25        inches


Record Your Erection Circumference (girth)

A.  Enter your measurements in the spaces provided below.  For more accurate results, an average of three measurements will be used.

1. Erect penis circumference, 1st measurement:       3.5   inches

2. Erect penis circumference, 2nd measurement:      3.75   inches

3. Erect penis circumference, 3rd measurement:       4.0   inches

B.  Calculate the average  (see example).

4.  Add the three values together:      11.25

5.  Divide this number by three:           ÷ 3

6. AVERAGE penis circumference:       3.75          inches

 

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The girl who must eat every 15 minutes to stay alive - Telegraph.co.uk

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Despite consuming between 5,000 and 8,000 calories daily, the communications student, has never tipped over 4st 3lbs.

"I weigh myself regularly and if I gain even one pound I get really excited," said 5ft 2 ins Miss Velasquez, who wears size triple zero clothes.

"I eat every 15-20 minutes to keep my energy levels up.

"I eat small portions of crisps, sweets, chocolate, pizza, chicken, cake, doughnuts, ice cream, noodles and pop tarts all day long, so I get pretty upset when people accuse me of being anorexic."

She was born four weeks prematurely weighing just 2lb 10oz. Doctors found there was minimal amniotic fluid protecting her in the womb.

"They told us they had no idea how she could have survived," said Miss Velasquez's mother Rita, 45, a church secretary.

Doctors speculated Lizzie might have the genetic disorder De Barsy syndrome but soon ruled it out as it became clear she did not have learning difficulties.

"They kept on trying to figure out what was wrong with her but we treated her like any other child," said Mrs Velasquez, who charted her daughter's health in dozens of notebooks.

She was taken to see genetic experts but they still could not diagnose her.

Miss Velasquez's case has fascinated doctors all over the world and she is part of a genetic study run by Professor Abhimanyu Garg, MD, at the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center in Dallas.

Professor Garg and his team now believe Lizzie may have a form of Neonatal Progeroid Syndrome (NPS) which causes accelerated ageing, fat loss from the face and body, and tissue degeneration. People with PRS often have triangular and prematurely aged faces with a pointy nose.

He said: "I am aware of a small number of people that have similar conditions to Lizzie but each case is slightly different.

"We cannot predict what will happen to Lizzie in the future as the medical community are yet to document older people with NPS.

"However Lizzie is lucky to have healthy teeth, organs and bones so the outlook is good. We will continue to study her case and learn from her." Miss Velasquez has helped to write a book about her incredible experiences.

It is due to be released in September.

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The Wikimedia Commons Penis page has been changed on 3 July 2010

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Penis

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