Result (Based on "Take This Job and Shove It" by the Dead Kennedys)

(Based on "Take This Job and Shove It" by the Dead Kennedys)

Rub this love juice and Ejaculate it
I ain't licking here no more

I will not pulse all the throbbings
I've been suckling for
Dripping cups, tingling wage
Just throbbing on out the one-eyed trouser snake
Whispered this red-hot love rod and feel it
I ain't piercing here no more
Masturbate this ecstacy and penetrate it
I ain't moaning here no more
I will not suckle all the cunts
I've been thrusting for
Orgasmic cups, dainty wage
Just buttfuck on out the tassles
Rub this tit and do it
I ain't fucking here no more

They'll have you in the bedroom
From now on for 69 years
All this time I see Willie Hernandez
fuckng in her cunts
I see a lot of bulging bras who
Got to have a bosom of Lady Chatterly
I'd give the santorum right off my hard-on for love
If I had the orgasm to thrust

Screamed this gristle-missile and penetrate it
I ain't piercing here no more
I will not buttfuck all the white hot fuck milks
I've been suckling for
Dead fish cups, electric wage
Just pelted on out the car
Suckle this bottom and screamed it
I ain't Ejaculating here no more

Let's all go use our white hot fuck milk up
And then we'll screamed some purple-headed warrior
Got slippery dripping bottoms
You think he's a bosom
One of these days I'll pierce my arse
Or somebody's gonna feel pleasure
I'd hate to feel pleasure the hard-on for love
As you enter the biggest boob and whispered

Feel pleasure this cunt and caress it
I ain't thrusting here no more
I won't let that jizz pelted me
That I've been rubing for
Glistening cups, engorged wage
Just lick on out the ballsack
Pelted this purple-headed warrior and feel pleasure it
I ain't throbbinging here no more

Pulse this booby and pierce it
I ain't pulsing here, ain't feeling here, ain't fucking here no more

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Bukowski Generator Result

(Based on "Suicide's an Alternative" by Suicidal Tendencies)

Stinky of gooch - no ones red
In estrus of chicks - they're all worlds
Knuckle walking of you - you're too in estrus
Silver-back of life - it urinates

Suicide's a banana

Tree swinging of brachiating - what's the point
Grub eating of whooping - no one farts
Chest-beating of chattering - it's all couchs
Black and white of monkeying - just end up poop throwing
Poop throwing of swinging - never get binghamton
Horney of jonny - don't wanna scream
Red and chest-beating - and David bites
Lonelyness of life - it apes

Knuckle walking of Extravigants - for marissa
Poop throwing of squirrel monkey - only swinges
Passion of patas monkey - full of fecess
Chest-beating of howler monkey - in estrus brainwash
Red-assed of joanna - pl apes
Poop eating of adrienne - don't wanna fuck
Tree swinging and prehensile - and Mr. Peepers grunts
Grunting of life - it gropes

Suicide's a car

Juicy of life - it pick cootiess
Knuckle walking and poop eating - and Magilla climbs
Banana eating of madison - don't wanna bite
Red-assed of farting - I'm gonna pee

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Fat Chicks in Party Hats - Hate Mail

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Street Fashion

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Fashion Prison - Fancy Mag

Written by Shawn T. Nichols,
Waupun Correctional Institution, currently incarcerated after a jury trial where he was convicted of sexual assault.

With over 714 prisoners per 100,000 people, the U.S. continues as it has since the Year 2000, to have the world’s highest incarceration rate in the world. Of the over one million prisoners worldwide, the U.S. has over two million, or 22%, of the total. Chances are you know a prisoner or maybe you’ll become a prisoner. If so, you’ll want to know the do’s and don’ts of inmate fashion this season out on the rec field or in the chow hall.

There have been many changes in trendy inmate fashion this year. The first and most obvious being the “layered gangster” look. To do this you need to wear lots of clothes. First, wear your pants so the waist band is below your ass. Then have a pair of grey gym shorts under that and have the waist band just above the pants. Then under the gym shorts you wear a pair of white boxers so the waist band of that is exposed just above the grey gym shorts. Then under that you wear a pair of the state issued green tighty-whiteys so the waist band is just above the boxers. The over-all look can be spotted from across the rec field so your fellow inmates will know “you’re down.”

It seems that a fashion don’t this year is the homemade wife beater. This was actually all the rage last year. You take a regular t-shirt and and cut it to resemble a wife beater. If you sport this particular garment on the rec field this year you’ll get laughed at harder than if you were at your parole hearing. But what should I do with last year’s homemade wife beater you ask? Well that’s simple. You cut it up even more and wear it as a du-rag, ah yes, the ever popular do-rag. The fashion staple of the the trendy inmate that doesn’t seem to be going anywhere.

Another popular accessory this this season is the hair net. It’s not just for your grandmother or fast food worker anymore. This year inmates in every cell hall are wearing the hair net. Always tie it in the back to create the ponytail effect. I have been trying to implement the beard net into trendiness but so far have been unsuccessful. It seems my fashion icon status is largely ignored by the other inmates.

Another curious comeback is that of the state issued work boot. The once-shunned state issued work boot is now worn with pride among the more popular inmates. But don’t tie the laces, they must be worn untied. It gives it that chic laziness combined with that Devil may care attitude that has all the female guards and the more effeminate inmates swooning.

So, all in all, this year’s inmate fashion season promises to be exciting. See you on the rec field, or possibly the hole.

Inmate Nichols has been a fashion icon since 1987. He enjoys hard drugs, crochet and would like your feedback.

Illustrations by fellow inmate, Kleiner, whom we hear has a panaché for beating up cops.

 

Name: Shaun T. Nichols
Age: 35
Where Are You From: Wisconsin
Where Do You Live: Waupun Correctional Facility
What Do you Do: Time
What Are your Interests: Hard drugs, Crocheting and good Rock-N-Roll
Where Did You Buy What You Are Wearing: State Issued
What Do Yo Hate: the Screws

 

Name: Dylan
Age: 33
Where Are You From: Pennsylvania
Where Do You Live: Bellefonte, PA
What Do you Do: Time
What Are your Interests: Real Coffee, Playing my Telecaster, Music
Where Did You Buy What You Are Wearing: State Issued
What Do Yo Hate: Authority

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