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October 31, 2008

WELCOME TO [::]


WELCOME TO [::]!

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY IT EITHER!

BUT, DON'T WORRY,
THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN.


I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM
FANS OF

MDFVGL,


pCLLINKDUMp,

AND OF COURSE,

THE完 PERFECT完 AMERICANな;

AS WELL AS THOSE WHO ENJOY THE BRILLIANT STAFF MEMBERS ASSEMBLED ON THE MASTHEAD:


BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY:

NEW READERS--HOWEVER YOU'VE ARRIVED!

TPA IS TAKING OVER
ON THE NIGHT WHEN
GREAT BANDS FORM,

AND WHEN,

"IF ONE DOES NOT RECEIVE WHAT ONE EXPECTS FOR FREE, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME NOT KNOWING WHAT THIS MAY BE, ONE IS ALLOWED, AND INDEED, EXPECTED TO PUNISH OR "TRICK" HE OR SHE WHO DOES NOT, OR CANNOT COMPLY WITH THIS MYSTERIOUS AGREEMENT"...
KIND OF LIKE RUNNING A BLOG.


I'VE PURCHASED A 6-PACK AT THE GROCERY STORE, WHERE I'VE SEEN A BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN A CATHOLIC SCHOOL UNIFORM/COSTUME, AND I'VE TAKEN SOME
ADD MEDICINE AND 15mgs ROXICET (PRESCRIBED AFTER SURGERY ON a compressed ULNA NERVE), IN THE HOPEs THAT INSPIRATION WILL APPEAR LIKE KUBLA KAHN, only WITHOUT THE KNOCK ON THE DOOR, TO HEAR WHISPERED THE NAME OF THE GLYPH/PICTOGRAM WHICH ADORNS THIS BLOG.

THIS BLOG WILL TAKE OVER WHERE THE OLD MASTER LEFT OFF (I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY); AND SIMULTANEOUSLY, WE, MY HAND-PICKED, SAVVY STAFF AND I, WILL OFFER SOMETHING DIFFERENT--LIKE OBAMA--AS YET UNDEFINED.


I WON'T POST MUCH
YT, BECAUSE IN TWO YEARS AFTER BURNOUT SETS IN AND I BEQUEATH [::] TO SOMEONE, I WOULD NOT LIKE TO BE DISAPPOINTED, AS SEBASTIAN MUST FEEL, TO SEE VIDEOS BECOME "UNAVAILABLE".

IN THE COMING DAYS WHILE I POST VIDEOS FROM AN ALTERNATIVE CACHE OF OBSCURE, "OFFSHORE" SITES (LOCATED IN HOLLAND, POLAND, FRANCE, ETC.), I WILL ALSO PROVIDE HELPFUL LINKS WHICH THE READER MAY USE AT HIS/HER DISCRETION TOWARD THIS SAME END--ONE OF FREEDOM FROM CENSORSHIP, INSURING LONGEVITY AND PRESERVATION OF THE MEDIA.

TPA



(NOW TO RELEASE VIDEOS POSTED EARLIER TODAY DURING CONSTRUCTION FROM WONDERFUL STAFF MEMBERS, AS WELL AS A SPECIAL SEBASTIAN POST)

6.2.06-7.9.07:Sebastian /Z, aka MRDANTEFONTANA "FRIEND" RIP "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass . . . and I'm all out of bubble gum."

About

Sebastian

/Z

aka

mrdantefontana:


"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass . . . and I'm all out of bubble gum."


THE BEGINNING

6.2.06

On Feb. 6, 2006, Sebastian /Z, aka mrdantefontana (Sweden's greatest export since the SAAB or a few men and women with more umlauts in their names than a heavy metal band's Heineken rider sang a little song some of you might remember entitled, "Fernando"), lit up the world with his tasteful (think IKEA) appreciation of everything ENTERTAINMENT.

Short info about this blog

Videos posted here were not originally uploaded by me. All credit should go to the original uploader (should be visible just beneath the video box). That is also why some of the videos will not be viewable when you get there. In some cases the videos are removed by the original uploader or by the staff of these online video deposits (like in most of these cases YouTube due to copyright laws). I will try to post shortcut links to all videos posted on here each month (or bi-monthly). This is also a blog I do not give up much time for. It's just a matter of a few secs of copy/paste artistry. My Dailymotion account is here. My YouTube account is here. My main web pages are here.
/Z aka Sebastian


As bright as that day may have seemed in Sweden, September 17th in Malmö must have been with equal intensity--bleak, for this was the day that changed everything.

Note:
On September 17, 2007, After 2.454 post the visual guidance was closed for new posts. See You over at PCL or maybe in the future completely elsewhere. Who knows! Check the archives. There are still some good stuff there to guide you.


No matter how many Bergman films your girlfriend may have described to you--no matter how many you didn't need to see--would you be shocked to find that, 'maybe you were wrong', maybe you needed to see then when she begged you, and ultimately it didn't work out; maybe you need to see them right now--ALL OF THEM!

THE END.

This is...

17.9.07

THANKS. /Z aka mrdantefontana


The chance to appreciate, comment or participate is over! All those minutes of pleasure inspired by hours of hard work lie dormant in a more deserving and understandable depository of inanimate silence:
HERE LIES THE GREAT YEARS OF A SWEDISH MAN'S WORK. HERE LIES A DIARY OR LETTER (LOVE LETTER?) TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR!
When bloggers blog it's essentially to no one, yet we wouldn't if that were the reality; we'd stand on the street corner and mumble and smile. But we're not crazy.

OR ARE WE?

IF NO ONE'S THERE, WE ARE. AND IF THERE IS AN AUDIENCE HOW WILL WE KNOW UNLESS IT MAKES ITSELF KNOWN?


There's one more casualty in the war tonight, not the war you may know, as you stuff your face with Hershey's Kisses, bloated and full but unfulfilled; this is a casualty of missing your water after your well runs dry.

A cliche is a cliche, sometimes because it's the best group of words to describe something that everyone feels all at the same time but can't describe with better, different, or more well-placed words than those which make up that cliche; and this is one of those times when the simple regret of going thirsty after a quenching and deep wellspring full of heaven-sent precipitation
(filtered through some discreet aquifer), is not only missed because of its quenching, but indeed, is missed because, as most everyone knows, you can only live for about three days--tops, without a drink.

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11 comments:

latadezinc said... :__________thanks for all your work,

very much appreciated

kukuzelis said...

Damn! Whatever you decide is all right by me. But why? Loved this blog. Thanks anyway.

Anonymous said...

thanks for all

finding the filth said...

nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Mr. D. This was a daily must check blog. One of the few out there that consistently delivered. Thank you for what you did. See you over at PCL.

splogman said...

A pity, but fully understandable. Thanks for all the great findings!

Anonymous said...

that's too bad. thanks.

baikinange said...

Keep the music coming in PCL....we NEED you!!!

godzilla said...

adieu

finding the filth said...

come back!!!!!!

P-E Fronning said...

Thej are dämnd kräjzy. Thätts whått itt is! Jag rönte ju samma öde och det känns ju bara så jävla dumt och löjligt alltihopa. Hur tänker dom?? Man ville ju gärna veta men... Å den positiva sidan, fan vad mycket tid du får till annat nu när du skurit ner på PCL-jobbet också! Ah, förnyelsens sköna sötma!



No one knows this more than myself, and on Tue. Jun 5, 2007 at 10:22 AM, The Perfect American received this WELCOME AFTER A SINGLE COMMENT--WELL-PLACED, BUT SADLY--NOW LOST:
"Glad you accepted the invitation. Thanks for fun posts. You are probably a genius. And -THANKS - I'm feeling much better now. My cold is almost gone and my back is feeling way better thanks to some lovely pill. But on top on everything I stopped smoking 4 days ago. This is good but hard news."

From then on i began to love the man who called me genius--or rather, realized it.

This is me excepting the first invitation to post for MDFVGL:

well, i'm honored, esp. since my style of posting is not exactly grounded in anything resembling reality, but i promise not to curse or add explicit porno. i'm working on a jerry lee/mickey gilley/swaggart thing and a scorchers recap from the recent reunion.
And when SEBASTIAN was down and desperate i was there to just listen:

Anyway I'm in one of those periods when blogging feels more like some chore I need to take care of. I think a break is for the best.

But even at his most despondent, i knew he would maintain, and i didn't judge:

This will be interesting. For me. As I'm gone.
And for the readers. They were half a****p.
They are always so d*** l***.

IT WAS HARD, BECAUSE I KNEW HE WAS HURTING AND ALL I COULD DO WAS POST THE BEST POSTS THAT I WAS ABLE TO.

HE'S ENTRUSTING ME WITH HIS LEGACY AND POSTS THIS FROM SWEDEN, WHERE THEY DO NOT CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN! I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE, FRIEND!


HALLOWEEN 25 (HALLOWEEN XXV)



DAVID BOWIE: UGLY TEETH: HALLOWEEN



"me and my shadow sounds like a natural for a Halloween Show"
HALLOWEEN: LAWRENCE WELK: ME AND MY SHADOW




GARY GLITTER: Monster "Pervert" MASH




GLORIA GAYNOR: "Love is Just a Heartbeat Away":
"From Transylvania to Manhattan"



HALLOWEEN! SEXY:
PANS PEOPLE: Dance to 'MONSTER MASH' (TOTP)




HALLOWEEN: SIVAD: buries rock 'n' roll
(memphis midnight movie host)





AntonLaVey: organist (1930-1997)



VIC MIZZY: (RIP) ADDAMS FAMILY:
COMPOSER INTERVIEW: HALLOWEEN


GRAVESITE TOUR: NASHVILLE: 'COUNTRY LEGENDS': WOODLAWN CEMETARY: NASHVILLE, TN



CLASS OF 68: SPOOKY: HALLOWEEN





NEW YORK CITY: HALLOWEEN (Parade: LIVE)



SIVAD: FANTASTIC FEATURES:
(WHBQ MEMPHIS: SHOCK THEATER HALLOWEEN '69)
DIT IS TOCH DRAKULA??????????????????
THIS IS NEVERTHELESS DRAKULA???????????????


Knott's Berry Farm : PUKE: ANIMATRONIC SCARY MACHINE


OAK RIDGE BOYS: ELVIRA



Queen Dora: Witch's Egg: HALLOWEEN



RED SOVINE: PHANTOM 309: HALLOWEEN



BILLY THE KID VS. DRACULA: HALLOWEEN


ABBY: (EXORCIST RIPOFF 1974)





DAVID BOWIE: DICK CAVETT
(PT 1. INTERVIEW 1974 - COCAINE)

( PT. 2 INTERVIEW: COCAINE 1974)




BOB DYLAN: INTERVIEW (UNABOMBER HALLOWEEN) 1986


drac's back: red lipstiqe (for erica staton)