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It’s St. Paddy’s season, and the celebrations are getting underway.

St. Patrick’s Day (17 March) is around the corner, so it’s time to bring out the shamrocks and all things green and down pints of Guinness (if you’re into that; no pressure, if not!). Here’s where you can immerse yourself in this joyous Irish occasion this year in Singapore. Sláinte!

1. St. Patrick’s Day Street Festival Singapore

Circular Road at Boat Quay turns into a raucous sea of green during the St. Patrick’s weekend when its annual St Paddy’s festival kicks into gear. The epic festival, which is supported by Mogambo Bar & Restaurant, Hero’s, Molly Malone’s, The Public House and Boomarang, is the ultimate celebration of all things Irish. So expect a whole lot of revelry coupled with good food, fun activities, street performers, Irish bands and more. There’d be live music across two stages over the weekend, and Irish dancers too. Psst, there’s something for the kiddos as well. So clad yourself in something green and soak in the lively atmosphere. Heck, try the Irish jig while you’re at it.

About: Free admission. From March 15 to 17, 6pm to 10pm (March 15) and 2pm to 10pm (March 16 and 17). At Circular Road. For more info, visit here.

2. Peranakan Place’s St. Patrick’s Mini Festival

Get a head-start on the St. Paddy’s revelry at this “mini festival”. Four bars at Peranakan Place are offering Guinness draught beers at $10++ a pint and $6++ for half pints, so you can drink to your heart’s content. Try tapping your own pint, or bring home a personalised Guinness cup with your name engraved on it. Other activities include life-sized outdoor backyard games such as Human Billiards and Giant Jenga. How fun!

About: On March 8, 7pm till late at Acid Bar, Alley Bar, Black Nut and Hej Kitchen & Bar, 180 Orchard Road, 238846. RSVP for free entry here. 

3. Guinness’ St. Patrick’s Festival

Image: Guinness

Good news for those who have names that start with Pat! Whether you’re called Patrick, Patricia, Patsy, Patrice, or even the endearing Ah Pat, you’ll be entitled to a whole lot of perks, thanks to Irish stout brand Guinness. You’d get discounts off GrabFood (first time customers only), coupons off your Grab ride, Redmart discounts and more. Remember to join in the street party at Maxwell Road on March 16, where there’s beer (of course), good music, games and delicious food to be had. If you’re Irish or you’re friends with one, you’d be entitled to some benefits, such as Vespa tours, pop-up KTVs and discounted pints and Guinness merchandise. Want to learn cool skills like how to pour the perfect Guinness pint and how to make Guinness cocktails? There will be dedicated masterclasses held as well, so you get to impress your friends in future. Oh and did we mention innovative Guinness cocktails and $5 off Guinness pints if you sign up for the St Patrick’s Festival?

Look out for the Guinness roving van across Singapore (at Mapletree Business City on Mar 6, 11.30am to 2.30pm; Guoco Tower on Mar 7, 3pm to 7pm; on GOGOVAN on Mar 12, 1pm to 3pm and The Exchange @ Asia Square on Mar 13, 12pm to 2pm) where you get a taste of free Guinness draught and ice cream infused with Guinness. Yum!

About: Free entry. On March 16, from 1pm to 10pm. At 30 Maxwell Rd. For more info, visit here. Sign up for the festival on get.guinness.com.

4. McGettigan’s Clarke Quay’s Paddy’s Weekend

McGettigan’s is celebrating St Patrick’s with a weekend full of live music from talented musicians. We’re most excited about its headline act, Irish singer-songwriter Gavin James, who has opened for Ed Sheeran and Sam Smith on their tours. The 27-year-old has snagged the Choice Music Prize Irish Song of the Year award twice, and recently played to a 15,000-strong crowd in his first arena show at 3Arena in Dublin. Other performers include Celtic band Gan Ainm, Irish solo act Gerry Cox who plays pop, rock and folk tunes, and more. You can also expect performances from Irish Inspirational Dancers at their outdoor stage — how fun! In need of a few laughs? As part of their participation in the Magner’s Comedy Festival, there’ll be a special Irish Comedy nighton Saturday from 7.45pm (early bird $20, standard $35), where two Irish stand-up comedians — Aidan Killian and Kevin Gildea — will take to the stage. Best of all, you get to shake your shamrocks like the Irish while sipping on $14 (nett) draught beers and bottles of Magners all day on Saturday and Sunday. It’ll be a weekend of booze, great tunes and craic!

About: Free admission for live performances. From March 15 to March 17 (9pm to 1.30am on March 15, 2pm to 3.30am on March 16, and 2pm to 2am on March 17). At McGettigan’s (Clarke Quay, Singapore), Blk A, 3 River Valley Road, Merchant’s Court, 179020. For more info, visit here.

5. The St. Patrick’s Day Parade 2019

Photo: St Patricks Day Parade Singapore’s Facebook page

Get your green on and march to the beat at the annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade, which promises to be a sight to behold. Organised by Singapore River One and sponsored by St. Patrick’s Society Singapore, the parade is a lively spectacle that will see throngs of people, from bagpipers to drummers to musicians and festivalgoers, walk around the Central Business District in various shades of green. All in rollicking good fun, the celebrations will get you in the mood for a pint later.

About: On March 17 at the lawn in front of the Victoria Concert Hall. Meet from 2.15pm to start walking at 3pm. For more info, visit here. 

6. The Drunken Poet

Image: The Drunken Poet

Tuck into classic Irish fare such as Guinness Pie ($24), Shepherd’s Pie ($20), Irish Breakfast Pizza ($25) and Irish Potato and Bacon Cakes ($12) at this Irish pub and don’t forget to wash that down with some Guinness beer. Pssst, enjoy unlimited pints at $10 if you like their Facebook page, show them the ad and whisper the code #IGotLucky. No social media? Get your beers at a not-too-shabby price of $25 for two pints or $13 for one pint. Besides good nosh and drinks, boogie to live music from Tina, a band which consists of experienced musicians Emira & Tim. Need we say more?

About: From March 15 to March 17, opening til late. At The Drunken Poet, #01-29C, Orchard Towers, 400 Orchard Road, 238875, tel: 6734 2924.

7. Muddy Murphy’s Irish Pub and The Penny Black Victorian London Pub

Photo: Muddy Murphy Holdings

Muddy Murphy’s and The Penny Black, which are both owned by Muddy Murphy Holdings, will be holding a series of promotions, activities and entertainment that are fit for the jolly occasion. You get to enjoy four pints of Guinness beer for just $50 at both spots from March 1 to 10, but March 11 to 17 is when the fun really starts — you get five pints of Guinness for $60 plus five complimentary freshly shucked oysters. Next, test your knowledge of all things Irish and stand a chance to snag a bottle of The Irishman single malt whiskey by taking part in their St Patrick’s Trivia, which will be held on March 12 for The Penny Black and March 14 for Muddy Murphy’s. The latter will also have an evening of live Irish folk songs from Irish musician Paddyman on March 15, then both bars will air the final round of Rugby Six Nations Championship live from 8.30pm on March 16. On March 17, expect a traditional roast lunch at 11.30am at Muddy Murphy’s, followed by live band performances at 2pm (Paddyman) and 6pm (Gan Ainm). At The Penny Black, live music by Paddyman will begin at 6pm.

About: From March 1 to March 17. At Muddy Murphy’s Irish Pub, #01-02 to 05 Claymore Connect, 442 Orchard Road, 238879, tel: 6735 0400 and The Penny Black Victorian London Pub, 26/27 Boat Quay, 049817, tel: 6538 2300.

8. Bread Street Kitchen

Photo: Marina Bay Sands

Toast to the popular Irish festival with some unique concoctions and exclusive pours, led by Bread Street Kitchen’s bar manager William Pravda, a recent champion at the inaugural Pilsner Urquell Tapster Singapore Competition. Knock back an O’hara Stout — which exudes a robust roast flavour and mingling liquorice notes — or an O’hara Red Ale — which has a smooth creamy caramel tone — at half-price (S$9++). Or get a Leprechaun cocktail (S$14++), which is a refreshing whisky concoction from Dublin. There are delicious bites, such as burgers and fish and chips, to accompany your drinks of course, and these will not disappoint.

About: From March 14 to 18. At Bread Street Kitchen, L1-81, Bay Level, The Shoppes at Marina Bay Sands, 2 Bayfront Avenue, 018956. For reservations, email BreadStreetKitchen.Reservations@MarinaBaySands.com or call 6688 5665.

9. The St. Patrick’s Ball by the St. Patrick’s Society Singapore

Photo: St. Patrick’s Society Singapore’s Facebook

Established in 1925, the St. Patrick’s Society Singapore aims to extend a warm welcome to anyone with an Irish heritage, or who simply have a love of, or interest in, Ireland. Its annual dinner, the St. Patrick’s Ball, is their key event, where, in their words, they “raise more than a glass of Guinness to celebrate our Patron Saint”. It’s a glamorous event where the dress code involves ball gowns and black tie, so don’t expect the same boisterous merrymaking as that of an Irish bar, but it’ll be no less fun. The dinner will kick off with a champagne reception accompanied by Irish Harp music, followed by a  five-course gourmet dinner that is accompanied by free flow wine, beer and Guinness. Entertainment include Irish dancing, and afterwards if you’re in the mood, you’re invited to dance the night away into the early hours. Supper will be provided.

About: On March 16, from 7pm at Shangri-La Hotel Singapore, 22 Orange Grove Rd, 258350. Members pay $275 while non-members pay $300. To buy, email stpatsticketing@outlook.com. For more info, see here.

By Joy Fang, March 2019

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Salman Rushdie Assassinated International Guerilla

Salman Rushdie Assassinated International Guerilla (Flying Korans kill infidel)

One of the major burning issues in the Islamic world in the late 1980s and early 1990s was Salman Rushdie's book the "Satanic Verses". The book caused a huge uproar in the Islamic world with large protests. It was then followed with a fatwa by the Iranian spiritual leader Ayatollah Khomeini to kill Salman Rushdie.

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Taking advantage of this situation producer Sajjad Gul decided to make "International Guerillas", a totally fictitious film.

The film plot revolves around he film's protagonists are three Pakistani brothers, the older one being a police officer and the younger two, small-time hoodlums. The three brothers ultimately reconcile in the light of the controversy over The Satanic Verses: in a dramatized version of the Islamabad police firing on a mob on February 12, 1990 when five demonstrators were killed and 83 injured, their younger sister is killed by the police while demonstrating against Rushdie. The three brothers decide to avenge her and Islam's honor by hunting down and killing Rushdie. They receive the help of a female police officer in the course of their mission.

Salman Rushdie, played by Afzaal Ahmad, is portrayed in the film as a criminal mastermind, working for an international organization devoted to destroying Islam (as the Muslim's faith is an obstacle to widespread crime and immorality). He is depicted as hiding in the Philippines, guarded by a private army led by an Israeli general. Saeed Khan Rangeela stars as "Chief Batu Batu", Rushdie's main Jewish henchman. The fictionalized Rushdie routinely amuses himself by torturing and killing the mujahideens who regularly try to hunt him down. He also enjoys torturing Muslims by making them listen to readings of The Satanic Verses.

The protagonists arrive in the Philippines and start their hunt for Rushdie, who escapes them repeatedly thanks to the use of multiple decoys. In the course of one of their attempts to kill Rushdie, the three brothers appear wearing Batman disguises[4]. The Israeli general's sister is sent to seduce one of the Muslim guerillas but ends up falling in love with him and ultimately converting to Islam in the final scene.

The film ends with a gunfight opposing the four Pakistani "international guerillas" and Rushdie's army of Israeli henchmen. The heroes defeat the villains and, as Rushdie attempts to flee the scene, three giant Qur'ans appear in the sky and fire energy beams at the wicked writer, incinerating him.

The film was directed by Jan Mohammad, writer was Nasir Adeeb, Starring Afzal Ahmed, Mustafa Qureshi, Javed Shiekh, Ghulam Mohiyuddin, Babra Sharif, Neeli, Humayun Qureshi and Rangeela. Music by M.Ashraf.

International Guerillas was a double vision film made in Urdu and Punjabi.

A truly all and out commercial flick and nothing else. International Guerillas was a hit in Pakistan and was released in the UK after initially getting banned by the British Film Censor Board.

International Guerillas probably become the first Pakistani film to get a review in the prestigious Time magazine. The western media and the audience found the film rather hilarious and funny.

As the producer Sajjad Gul says "my film does not carry any facts and figures and is purely fictitious".

This is a report by the BBC on the film.

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Danny Thomas First Spit-Take

spit-take is a comedic technique in which someone spits a beverage out of his or her mouth when he or she reacts to a statement. In this context, the word "take" is used in the sense of taking in information. It is similar in construction to the phrase "double-take."

 

Danny Thomas sometimes is credited with popularizing its use in comedy.

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Example: Two characters sit at a table. Character #1 has a cup of coffee in hand.

Character 1: Did they ever find that missing toxic sludge?
Character 2: Yes.
(Character 1 sips coffee.)
Character 2: Someone poured it into the coffee urn.
(Character 1 spits the coffee all over the table.)

In a spit-take, the reaction is usually one of surprise. The "spit" action is overly dramatized; performers will add lots of noise and spray liquid from their mouth in an exaggerated fashion.

The surprise need not be related to the substance being consumed; it is a vehicle to convey shock or surprise humorously with an exaggerated visual.

Example: Three characters sit at a table. Character #3, wearing a yellow sweater, has a cup of juice in hand.

Character 1: Hey, did you hear that laundry detergent can cause fatal psoriasis?
(Character 3 sips from cup.)
Character 2: Yeah, but only for people who wear yellow sweaters.
(Character 3 spits the drink all over the table.)

 

 

Albert Brooks' short film, The Famous Comedians School, features a workshop on spit takes.

Jon Stewart mentioned the spit-take on The Daily Show, Dec. 14, 2011, in the segment "Lowe's Balls of the Week." He also sometimes performs obviously-staged spit-takes as a running gag. ^[1]

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I'm no Danny Thomas... But +Kendrick Jackson made me do a spit take during the chili beans/no beans debate that knocked my keyboard and computer out of commission for days.

Moral: Do not drink liquids while on Plus with the BadA.S.S. Posse.

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According to sources, the blow was so deep in The Green Room, he was then renamed.

Mick Fleetwood came first, AND KEEF flew from JAMAICA, PRIVATE TYPE, AND as he mentions, THIS is the only gig he would always OR for a Tux. JERRY LEE, of course, do not use cocaine, While the leaves, JOEL, pretty sure KENNY have withdrawn and Mick Fleetwood.

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« Qui a tué J. R. ? » Who shot J.R.? France wants to KNOW!

 

(« Qui a tué J. R. ? »)

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Dallas
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Tu ne redoutes que la mort

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Dallas
Le revolver est ton idole
Dallas
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Dallas
Malheur à celui qui n'a pas compris
Dallas
Un jour il y perdra la vie
Dallas
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Dallas
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Dallas
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 (M.Salava - J. Renard) Francis Dreyfus Music
Orchestration : Jean Costa
(P)1981 Sony Music Entertainment (France) S.A.

  

 

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était une accroche publicitaire que la chaîne américaine CBS inventa en 1980 pour promouvoir le feuilleton télévisé Dallas.

Apparition de la question, et supputations 

Dans la scène finale de la saison 1979-1980, le personnage de J. R. Ewing, joué par Larry Hagman, s'est fait tirer dessus par un individu non identifié. L'épisode, intitulé A Divided House, fut diffusé le 21 mars 1980. Les téléspectateurs durent attendre tout l'été et même une bonne partie de l'automne à cause d'une grève des acteurs de Hollywood (dont Hagman), pour apprendre si J.R. survivrait et lequel de de ses nombreux ennemis était le coupable.

Des T-shirts furent imprimés arborant des phrases comme Who shot J.R.? puis I shot J.R., et furent très courants durant tout l'été. Les entreprises de pari du monde entier organisèrent de fortes mises sur les 10 personnages principaux. Une session du parlement turc fut même interrompue pour permettre aux législateurs de rentrer à la maison à temps pour voir l'épisode de révélation. 

Pendant la campagne présidentielle de 1980 (qui mena à l'élection du républicain Ronald Reagan), les républicains diffusèrent un pin's officiel affichant a democrat killed J.R., qui selon quelques sources ne fut pas pour rien dans le triomphe de Reagan.

Ronald Reagan lui-même déclara dans un discours qu'il n'aurait aucune difficulté à financer sa campagne s'il savait qui avait tué J.R (en référence aux mises extraordinaires atteintes pas les paris).

Larry Hagman bientôt dans Desperate Housewives ? C'est Voici qui en parle, le 11 décembre 2010

 

Une suite à Dallas ? Le journal Le Parisien du 30 septembre 2010 en parle.

 

Sur le site Nowhere Else : "Dallas Wars, quand Star Wars rencontre Dallas".

 

Dallas inspire même le théatre, puisqu'un spectacle intitulé : "NOTRE DALLAS", a été présenté au Théâtre Gyptis, du 20 au 24 janvier 2009, à Marseille. Pour en savoir plus.

 

Larry Hagman, Linda Gray, Patrick Duffy, Steve Kanaly et Charlene Tilton sont venus en France à l'occasion du Festival de Mirande, qui s'est tenu du 11 au 15 juillet 2007. On les a vus sur LCI le 10 juillet 2007 et entendus sur Europe 1 le 13 Juillet 2007. Des objets leur appartenant ont été vendus le 10 juillet au profit de l'association Hôpital Sourire.

La chanson du feuilleton télévisé Dallas

Voici les paroles de la chanson du générique français de Dallas. Grâce à elle, pour nous tous, Dallas est "ton univers impitoyable" !

 

 

"Who Killed J R ?
France wants to KNOW! ("Who killed JR?")

I'm Just Saying for the record if You Have Any HAD sleep and run Into this post and video On The French obsession with Dallas and "Who shot J R "Stop in and check her out!

"Who shot J R ? was a tagline that CBS invented in 1980 to promote the television series Dallas.  Emergence of the issue and speculation In the final scene of the 1979-1980 season the character of J R Ewing played by Larry Hagman was shot by an unidentified individual.

Dallas Your ruthless world Glorify the fittest And under your relentless sun You do not dread that death Homeland dollar oil You do not know mercy The revolver is your idol You cling to your past Woe to him who did not understand One day he will die (Mr Salava - J Fox) Francis Dreyfus Music Orchestration: John Costa (P 1981 Sony Music Entertainment (France) S A Who shot J R ?

The episode entitled "A House Divided was released March 21, 1980.

Viewers had to wait all summer and even much of the fall due to a strike by Hollywood actors (including Hagman) to learn whether JR would survive and which of his many enemies was the culprit. http://dallasjr.free.fr/images/fond.gif T shirts were printed bearing phrases such as Who Shot JR? then I shot JR and were very common throughout the summer.

Companies around the world organized bet high stakes on the 10 main characters.

A session of the Turkish parliament was even suspended to allow legislators to get home in time to see the episode of revelation. http://dallasjr.free.fr/images/jrsondaj.jpg During the presidential campaign of 1980 (which led to the election of Republican Ronald Reagan) the Republicans diffused a pin showing a democrat Official Killed JR who according to some sources was not for nothing in the triumph of Reagan.

Ronald Reagan himself enlightens in a speech he would have no difficulty financing his campaign if he knew who had shot JR (in reference to being with extraordinary not paris).

Larry Hagman soon Desperate Housewives?

'Here is who speaks on 11 December 2010 A sequel to Dallas?

The newspaper Le Parisien on September 30, 2010 talking about it.

Nowhere Else on the site: "Dallas Wars when Star Wars meets Dallas."

Dallas inspires even the theater since a show called "OUR DALLAS" was presented at the Theatre Gyptis of 20 to 24 January 2009 in Marseille.

Learn more.

Larry Hagman Patrick Duffy Linda Gray Steve Kanaly and Charlene Tilton came to France at the Mirande Festival held from July 11 to 15, 2007.

We saw them on July 10, 2007 LCI and Europe agreed on a July 13, 2007.

Objects belonging to them were sold July 10 to benefit the association HOSPITAL smiling.

The song of the television series Dallas Here are the lyrics of French energy of Dallas.

Through it all for us is Dallas' your ruthless world!

You can find this song and many other French energy of your favorite shows ("Charlie's Angels" "Mission Impossible" Cosmos 99 "" Bioman "" Sincerely Yours "" The Prisoner of 1970-1980 on "...) cassette or CD "No. 1 TV" at Universal.

Discover the "A Primer to convince your friends to follow your favorite" written by Michel Robert and enjoy exclusive online advice that only our site could offer.

Nicolas Fourny wrote a fascinating article on "automobile in Dallas".

A discover emergency!

French dubbing Paturel Dominique Marie-Martine and Edgar Givry French voices respective Katherine Wentworth and JR Mitch Cooper agreed to answer a few questions about their work doubling our favorite series.

I thank them very much!

Frederick magazine offers "Knitting with the stars of Dallas."

Dallas After the death of Howard Keel in the November 2004 death of Barbara Bel Geddes in August 2005.

Dallas one day at the movies?

The idea seems definition abandoned.

The casting has yet been much ink.

On August 4, 2006 it was announced that Jennifer Lopez did not show up in Dallas.

New twists October 13, 2006 on the site allocine.fr.

From east silence.  Dallas continues to appear on television regularly.

It was broadcast on Vivolta from 10 December 2007 and on France 3 from 3 January 2005 with breaks during school holidays.

A replay on TQS in Quebec ended May 17, 2005.

Dallas had previously been re-broadcast on TF1 from Monday, October 11, 1999 to Thursday, April 12, 2001.

It was also seen in Belgium in 2004-2005 on AB4.

Page Fan Club robs West Dallas Yes adheres to the Fan Club Dallas Fan Club Dallas robs West is sleeping now, because its president Lawrence no longer has time to deal with.

However, you will find on this page photos of parties in 1999 and 2000 who had gathered many fans from Dallas and took off west.

Evening of June 3, 2000 at Perray The evening was attended by about twenty fans from all over France, Belgium and Switzerland around a table worthy of the best dinners of Southfork.

A friendly atmosphere has allowed everyone to have fun and meet to discuss the actors Michel Paulin and Anne Roche who lend their voices to Gary and Val takes off in West and each could appreciate the kindness and availability.

All were able to admire and even buy items and new books true collectibles watch the show "Dallas Night" which was broadcast on Channel 4 in April 2000 as well as episodes of Dallas in VO.

In short, a very enjoyable evening that has ecu person instead!

On the evening of June 3, 2000 Evening of September 25, 1999 in Paris Forty fans of all ages from all over France and Belgium came together Saturday, September 25, 1999 at Planet Hollywood on the Champs-Elysees in Paris for an inert "dallasséen" in the presence of a person working TF1 ' specialized actors in film dubbing.

Photos and books were exchanged and heated discussions have taken on West Dallas and removes many other series or movies.

Because the members are for many cinema lovers and connoisseurs of modern television series or older.

Susan Howard (member honor of the fan club) 13 16 17 and 18 April 2001 the French fans were finally able iscover the two films 1996 and 1998 previously unreleased in this country.

We reviewed "The Return of J R " Jimmy in 2005.

Read an interview with Larry Hagman, 19 April 2005 on the site DHNet.be xplore and a fan of Larry Hagman: I Dream of Larry.

The "bible" of the Dallas fans: the book "Dallas" by Laura Van Wormer 1985 that are still found occasionally for example PriceMinister.com: Dallas is a trademark of Lorimar Television Productions éposée.

Interview with Claude Bobin Author of the book "the odyssey of Ewing Dallas Texas" Claude Bobin How did you get the urge to write this book?

I just wanted to share my passion for soap operas Dallas and the like and then also get the message that these American productions are not just stories for public ébiles moron.

It seems that if one wants to bother looking for the meaning of stories Dallas tackles important issues like the rights of women rape alcoholism or homosexuality (which was a forerunner in 1978).

And then I regretted that most books about Dallas are never translated for the French public and therefore I proposed this book to my editor.

I confess that the most difficult to write this book was to sort of information available to me since I collect books and journals on the series for almost 20 years.

The first part is a selection of anecdotes and analysis on various aspects of the series.

I wanted this book is also a guide to the series and so I spent a lot of time writing the "novel" of the series since it was impossible in terms of place to recount each episode separately.

When did you iscovery Dallas?

I was 10 in 1981 when Dallas came to France.

I watched this with the whole family and it was part of the conversation Sunday as my aunts and uncles and my grandmother were also frequent viewers.

Later I started to keep the photos of the actors in magazines and then 'became a collection.

And when I started to work and have a little pocket money I buy books in the U S and my collection now includes hundreds of different objects.

What do you like in this series?

I want to say ALL.

I am a huge fan ...

More prosaically I love the characters especially Sue-Ellen is the only character for me to have really evolved over the seasons from the wife without major service to the alcoholic women to finish before the case can be face JR.

All other characters are also interesting as Bobby who manages to never fall into the slyness of his brother or funny as Lucy.

A very important element of the series is the image of the family that reference.

While Bobby and JR and Ray spend their time fighting that Sue-Ellen wants to send her husband to hell and Ellie sees a dim view of his senior shenanigans if someone outside has to attack the one of them he will face the entire clan.

A family near ideal.

And then there's the decor (the beautiful Southfork Ranch) actors and actresses (There is a pool not only for Southfork Kristin can drown but especially to have a reason to show finery Pam or Bobby ) and then the big ball gowns fights in the pool the right words ...

JR etc.

Dallas is also a door on many other things.

I have been discovered country music and participate in festivals or the atmosphere was great I been discovered Elvis Presley I wanted to go to the United States and I have been discovered a beautiful country ...

And then I even met some of my best friends through our shared passion for Ewing ...

What other modern and ancient series do you like?

I admit a certain nostalgia for many series of the 70s and 80s I rediscovered today by the grace of the DVD.

Of course I have the same passion for robs West and Falcon Crest as Dallas.

Dynasty tends to make me smile but I like its taken away "bling bling" before the time ...

I'm also a fan of Star Trek all series and movies with a preference still for Deep Space Nine, which combines good SF series removed a very pleasant.

I appreciate very much also to review episodes of Wonder Woman of the Six Million Dollar Man I also like Babylon 5 V (with Marc Singer) and many others.

In more recent series have been discovered the excellent Doctor Who and its spin-off Torchwood in the English television: the very good science fiction and more raises big questions.

I'm also a fan of Queer as Folk (American version of a British series that recounts the misadventures of five gay friends in a big city).

There are many good series on TV I find it unfortunate that we consider a series in France is a commercial product used to frame two spots pubs.

Do you have other books in preparation?

Before this book I wrote about Dallas a novel by science-fiction (I prefer to say Fantasy) kind of story called The Legend of Rumi and Len'rété.

He says the race against death of two men étenteurs a terrible secret that could affect the survival of their world.

Is also a story of love hymn to tolerance and a regard for our current society through the prism of fiction.

I am currently working on a saga that I probably was partly inspired by Dallas.

The story of an American billionaire and a slew of characters who will be around him a strange family.

Without revealing the substance of the plot thread of the story is a love triangle one of whose characters died in horrific circumstances.

I addressed all the issues that are dear to my Oeur: homosexuality childhood family secrets loneliness of death ...

The 3-volume novel entitled Until love between us are being released (the first 2 are available on 3 is planned between now and the end of 2008) Lready I work on a sequel to the best and the Empire.

I also have a project a little book about Star Trek, but for now I will say no more ...

See you in 2009 ...

Something to add?

Speaking of Wonder Woman a little info that is not necessarily well known: in an episode titled Bomb the future ébarquent two landowners in the U S in 1978.

The first Cassandra wants to use his knowledge historian of the future to make a fortune and Adam follows her to stop with the help of Wonder Woman CONDUCT change the time.

Cassandra is played by Joan Van Ark and Ted Shackelford by Adam ... Vous pouvez trouver cette chanson et bien d'autres génériques français de vos séries préférées ("Drôles de Dames", "Mission Impossible", "Cosmos 99", "Bioman", "Amicalement Vôtre", "Le Prisonnier"...) des années 1970-1980, sur la cassette ou le CD "N°1 TV", chez Universal.

 

Découvrez le "Petit manuel pour convaincre vos amis de suivre votre série préférée"rédigé par Michel Robert et profitez des conseils exclusifs en ligne que seul notre site pouvait vous offrir. Nicolas Fourny a rédigé un passionnant article sur "L'automobile dans Dallas".A découvrir d'urgence !

Les doublages Français

Dominique Paturel, Marie-Martine et Edgar Givry, les voix françaises respectives de J.R., Katherine Wentworth et Mitch Cooper ont accepté de répondre à quelques questions concernant leur travail de doublage de notre série préférée. Je les en remercie vivement !

Frédéric vous propose le magazine "Tricoter avec les vedettes de Dallas".

Après la mort de Howard Keel en novembre 2004, la mort de Barbara Bel Geddes, en août 2005.

Dallas un jour au cinéma ? L'idée en semble définitivement abandonnée. Le casting a pourtant fait couler beaucoup d'encre. Le 4 août 2006, on annonçait que Jennifer Lopez faisait faux bond à Dallas. Nouveaux rebondissements le 13 octobre 2006 sur le site allocine.fr. Depuis, c'est le

silence.

 

 

Dallas continue de passer à la télévision régulièrement. Il a été diffusé sur Vivolta à partir du 10 décembre 2007, sur Jimmy à partir du 1er mars 2003, et sur France 3 à partir du 3 janvier 2005, avec des interruptions pendant les vacances scolaires.

Une rediffusion au Québec sur TQS a pris fin le 17 mai 2005. Auparavant, Dallas avait été rediffusé sur TF1, du lundi 11 octobre 1999 au jeudi 12 avril 2001. On l'a vu aussi en Belgique, en 2004-2005 sur AB4.

La page du Fan-Club Dallas Côte Ouest

Le fan-club Dallas Côte Ouest est en sommeil actuellement, car son président, Laurent, n'a plus le temps de s'en occuper. Vous trouverez néanmoins sur cette page les photos des soirées de 1999 et 2000 qui avaient réuni de nombreux fans de Dallas et Côte Ouest.

Soirée du 3 juin 2000, au Perray

Cette soirée a rassemblé une vingtaine de fans, venus de toute la France, de Belgique et de Suisse, autour d'une table digne des meilleurs diners de Southfork. Une ambiance sympathique a permis à tous de s'amuser, de discuter, et de rencontrer les acteurs Michel Paulin et Anne Rochant, qui prêtent leur voix à Gary et Val dans Côte Ouest, et dont chacun a pu apprécier la gentillesse et la disponibilité.

Tous ont pu admirer, et même acheter, des articles et des livres inédits, véritables objets de collection, regarder l'émission "Dallas Night", qui avait été diffusée sur Channel 4 en avril 2000, ainsi que des épisodes de Dallas en V.O..

En bref, une soirée très agréable qui n'a déçu personne, au contraire !

Soirée du 25 septembre 1999 à Paris

Une quarantaine de fans de tous âges, venus de la France entière et de Belgique, se sont retrouvés le samedi 25 septembre 1999, au restaurant Planet Hollywood, sur les Champs-Elysées à Paris, pour un dîner "dallasséen", en présence d'une personne travaillant à TF1 et d'acteurs spécialisés dans le doublage de films.

Des photos et des livres se sont échangés et des discussions passionnées se sont engagées sur Dallas, Côte Ouest et bien d'autres séries ou films. Car les adhérents sont pour beaucoup des cinéphiles avertis et des connaisseurs en matière de séries télévisées modernes ou plus anciennes.

Les 13, 16, 17 et 18 avril 2001, les fans français ont enfin pu découvrir les deux téléfilms de 1996 et 1998, jusqu'alors inédits dans notre pays. On a revu "Le Retour de J.R." en 2005, sur Jimmy.

Lisez une interview de Larry Hagman du 19 avril 2005 sur DHNet.be et découvrez le site d'un fan de Larry Hagman : I Dream of Larry.

La "bible" des fans de Dallas : le livre "Dallas" de Laura Van Wormer, de 1985, que l'on trouve encore d'occasion, par exemple sur PriceMinister.com :

Dallas est une marque déposée de Lorimar Television Productions.

Interview de Claude Bobin

Auteur du livre "Dallas, l'odyssée des Ewing du Texas"

Comment vous est venue l'envie d'écrire ce livre ?

Je voulais tout simplement partager ma passion pour Dallas et les feuilletons du même genre, et puis aussi faire passer le message que ces productions américaines ne sont pas que des histoires débiles pour public crétin. Il me semble que si l’on veut se donner la peine de chercher le sens des histoires, Dallas aborde des sujets importants, comme les droits des femmes, le viol, l’alcoolisme, ou encore l’homosexualité (ce qui était précurseur en 1978). Et puis je regrettais que la plupart des livres sur Dallas ne soient jamais traduit pour le public Français et donc j’ai proposé ce livre à mon éditeur.

J’avoue que le plus difficile pour écrire ce livre à été de faire le tri des informations à ma disposition, vu que je collectionne livres et journaux sur la série depuis près de 20 ans. Le première partie est donc une sélection d’anecdotes et d’analyses sur les divers aspects du feuilleton.

Je voulais que ce livre soit aussi un guide de la série et donc j’ai consacré beaucoup de temps à écrire le "roman" du feuilleton, puisqu’il était impossible en terme de place de raconter chaque épisode séparément.

Quand avez-vous découvert Dallas ?

J’avais 10 ans en 1981 quand Dallas est arrivé en France. Je regardais ça avec toute la famille, et cela faisait partie des conversations du Dimanche puisque mes tantes et oncles ainsi que ma grand-mère étaient également des téléspectateurs assidus.

Plus tard, j’ai commencé à garder les photos des acteurs dans les magazines, et puis c’est devenu une collection. Et quand j’ai commencé à travailler et à avoir un peu d’argent de poche, j’ai acheté des objets, des livres aux USA, et aujourd’hui ma collection comporte plusieurs centaines d’objets divers.

Qu'appréciez-vous dans cette série ?

J’ai envie de dire TOUT. Je suis un fan inconditionnel…

Plus prosaïquement, j’aime beaucoup les personnages, en particulier Sue-Ellen qui est pour moi le seul personnage à avoir réellement évolué au cours des saisons, passant de l’épouse sans envergure à l’alcoolique de service avant de finir femme d’affaire capable de faire face à JR.

Tout les autres personnages sont également intéressants, comme Bobby qui parvient à ne jamais tomber dans la sournoiserie de son frère, ou rigolo comme Lucy.

Un élément très important du feuilleton est l’image de la famille qu’il renvoi. Même si Bobby et JR et Ray passent leur temps à se battre, que Sue-Ellen souhaite envoyer son mari en enfer et que Ellie voit d’un mauvais œil les magouilles de son aîné, si quelqu’un d’extérieur vient s’en prendre à l’un d’eux, il devra affronter tout le clan. Une famille quasi idéal.

Et puis il y a le décor (le magnifique ranch de Southfork), les acteurs et actrices (Il y a une piscine à Southfork pas uniquement pour que Kristin puisse s’y noyer mais surtout pour avoir une raison de montrer les beaux atours de Pam ou de Bobby) et puis les robes du grand bal, les bagarres dans la piscine, les bons mots de JR, etc...

Dallas est aussi une porte sur bien d’autres choses. J’ai découvert la musique country et participer à des festivals ou l’ambiance était formidable, j’ai découvert Elvis Presley, j’ai eu envie d’aller aux Etats-Unis et j’y ai découvert un pays magnifique… Et puis j’ai même rencontré certains de mes meilleurs amis grâce à notre passion commune pour les Ewing…

Quelles autres séries modernes et anciennes aimez-vous ?

Je reconnais une certaine nostalgie pour beaucoup de séries des années 70 et 80, que je redécouvre aujourd’hui par la grâce du dvd. Bien entendu, j’ai la même passion pour Côte Ouest et Falcon Crest que pour Dallas. Dynastie à plutôt tendance à me faire sourire mais j’aime bien son côté "bling bling" avant l’heure… Je suis également fan de Star Trek, toutes les séries et les films, avec une préférence tout de même pour Deep Space Nine qui allie à de la bonne SF un côté feuilleton très agréable.

J’apprécie beaucoup aussi de revoir des épisodes de Wonder-woman, de l’homme qui valait trois milliards, j’aime aussi Babylon 5, V (avec Marc Singer), et beaucoup d'autres.

Dans les séries plus récentes, j’ai découvert l’excellent Doctor Who et son spin-off Torchwood, de la télé anglaise : de la très bonne science-fiction qui en plus pose de grandes questions. Je suis aussi fan de Queer as folk (la version américaine d’une série anglaise qui raconte les mésaventures de 5 amis homosexuels dans une grande ville).

Il y a beaucoup de bonnes séries à la télé, je trouve dommage que l’on considère en France qu’une série n’est qu’un produit commercial servant à encadrer deux spots de pubs.

Avez-vous d'autres livres en préparation ?

Avant ce livre sur Dallas, j’ai écrit un roman de science-fiction ( je préfère dire Fantasy), sorte de fable intitulée La légende de Rouma et Len’rété. Il raconte la course contre la mort de deux hommes détenteurs d’un terrible secret pouvant nuire à la survie de leur monde. C’est aussi une histoire d’amour, un hymne à la tolérance et un regard porté sur notre société actuelle à travers le prisme de la fiction.

Je travaille actuellement sur une grande saga qui m’a sans doute été partiellement inspirée par Dallas. L’histoire d’un milliardaire américain et d’une flopée de personnages qui vont faire autour de lui une étrange famille. Sans révéler le fond de l’intrigue, le fil rouge du récit est un triangle amoureux dont l’une des personnages est mort dans d’horribles circonstances. J’y aborde tout les thèmes qui me tiennent à cœur : l’homosexualité, la famille, l’enfance, les secrets, la solitude, la mort…

Les 3 tomes de ce roman intitulé Jusqu’à ce que l’amour nous sépare, sont en cours de parution (les 2 premiers sont disponibles, le 3 est prévu d’ici à la fin 2008)

Je travaille déjà sur une suite intitulée Pour le meilleur et pour l’Empire.

J’ai également un projet d’un petit livre sur Star Trek, mais pour l’instant je n’en dirai pas plus… Rendez-vous en 2009…

Quelque chose à ajouter ?

Puisque je parle de Wonder-Woman, une petite info qui n’est pas forcément très connue : dans un épisode intitulé Bombe à retardement, deux terriens du futur débarquent aux USA de 1978. La première, Cassandra, veut se servir de ses connaissances d’historienne du futur pour faire fortune, et Adam la suit pour l’empêcher, avec l’aide de Wonder-Woman, de modifier le déroulement du temps. Cassandra est interprétée par Joan Van Ark, et Adam par Ted Shackelford…

Le stand de Claude Bobin au salon collexion à Macon (juillet 2008)

Sites en Français

	Sur son blog Le Grenier de la télé, régulièrement mis à jour, dGé a mis en ligne plusieurs articles sur Dallas, dûment commentés.
	Voici deux forums sympas pour discuter en français avec d'autres fans de Dallas : dallas.userboard.net
	Le blog DallasInterns comporte de belles photos de Southfork prises par son auteur.
	Dallas, la saga des Ewing : le superbe site de Piéric Pili, très agréable à consulter et riche en photos. Vous pouvez aussi y accéder à cette adresse.
	Un site sur la belle Barbara Carrera ("Angelica Nero" dans Dallas)
	Un curieux échange supposé de lettres entre Bobby et J.R., assez délirant !
	Quelques photos sur le site : Dallas - Série TV (sur le Pipozor's WEB), où l'on parle aussi de nombreuses autres séries cultes.
	Le site R.S DOUBLAGE est consacré aux acteurs de doublage, les voix françaises des films et séries étrangères.

Il existe de nombreux sites en anglais sur Dallas.

Les actrices

	Le site officiel de Linda Gray. Vous pouvez même lui écrire à l'adresse linda@allmediapr.com.
	Le site officiel de Victoria Principal
	Un autre site sur Victoria Principal qui recense plus de 200 couvertures de magazine représentant la belle actrice.
	Le site d'un vrai fan de Charlene Tilton.
	The Shalane McCall Appreciation Page(Charlotte "Charlie" Wade)
	The Official Sheree J.Wilson website: le site officiel de Sheree J.Wilson (April Stevens)
	Morgan Brittany n'a pas toujours été Katherine Wentworth, l'affreuse soeur de Pamela ! Découvrez-la sous un nouveau jour, avec sa longue filmographie.
	Landers Sisters : Le site des soeurs Landers, Audrey ("Afton Cooper") et Judy.
	Le site personnel de Leigh Taylor Young (Kimberly Cryder), vraiment très intéressant, plein d'anecdotes amusantes (notamment sur le tournage de Dallas).
	Lesley-Anne Down: Television and Film Actress, un site sur Lesley-Anne Down (Stephanie Rogers), bien rempli également, mais Dallas est seulement cité.

Les acteurs

	Larry Hagman web page, le site officiel de Larry Hagman où trouverez l'adresse où lui demander un autographe.
	Un site qui se veut "le site officiel du fan-club de Patrick Duffy", mais dont les liens sont morts et les images absentes.
	Une page consacrée à Patrick Duffy, auquel très peu de sites internet semblent consacrés.
	Morgan Woodward Official Website : le site officiel de Morgan Woodward, le fidèle Punk Anderson.
	Le site de Brooke, une fan de Christopher Atkins : "Christopher Atkins Dedication Page". Les liens vers les photos sont brisés pour la plupart, mais vous pouvez lire ses textes sur l'acteur.
	Un site consacré à Joshua Harris, qui joue le rôle de Christopher enfant.

Les sites en anglais

	The Ultimate Dallas Site: un site très complet, d'aucuns diront "le" site sur Dallas.
	The Internet Movie Database (IMDb) : une énorme base de données sur le cinéma et les acteurs.
	TV Tome - guide to the television shows you love, une importante base de données sur les séries télé. Vous pouvez effectuer une recherche par nom de série ou d'acteur.
	Dallas Fan Club Stuttgart, en allemand et en anglais. Très complet : nombreux résumés des épisodes, téléfilms, mini-séries. Même si vous ne comprenez pas, vous verrez de belles photos.
	The Museum of Broadcast Communications : à la lettre "D", vous trouverez une page consacrée à Dallas.
	Dallas (a Titles and Air Dates Guide) : Un guide des épisodes de Dallas.
	Tous les liens de famille des personnages de Dallas.
	Southfork Ranch, Dallas, Texas : Le site du vrai ranch de Southfork
	soundamerica.com : comme son nom l'indique, ce site répertorie des sons. Vous trouverez de nombreux génériques américains de Dallas - écrit "dalas" !.
	Cadillacs in the movies : une liste de films dans lesquels figurent des Cadillacs, Dallas en fait partie.
	Le vrai site des vrais Producteurs Indépendants du Texas, un site très sérieux.
	Un petit site comprenant la liste des acteurs, un résumé et des liens.

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