October 24, 2011
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Amazing Video Weirdness - 40 Clips 10 Minutes - You'll Thank Me!
AMAZING VIDEO WEIRDNESS Thisis a compilation tape that feels radical. It was made with the help of our friends at Freektastic Video, who let us abuse drugs at their parent's house while we were going through stuff. This video contains clips from nearly 100 weird obscure movies and embraces themes like teen drug abuse, Turkish kung-fu, evil disembodied head attacks, avant-garde keyboards, 80's wrestling, ninja battles and even more….we also did a special video remix at the end of the DVD video tape.
1. 'wipe yourself' song2. one-baby-armed man subduing bad guy3. 'this is crack and this is what you smoke it in'4. psychedelic cartoon 5. ventriloquist shrunken-head kids laughing 6. 'female walk' dance 7. ghostbuster cereal 8 'scared straight' kids school prison fieldtrip hell 9. japanese voodoo punch bag octopus 10.'bitch killer' with gun gets arm chopped off and scalped (john carpenter music) 11. my dad's stereo air guitar 12. 'rowdy roddy piper' eats telephone book 13. chainsaw vivisection orchestrator 14. Japanese gameshow conts. hit masked man over head with giant fans 15. McGyver MacGyver 'that guy from tv who can get out of any jam with common products and time travels' watches gladiator fight with star wars' jabba-looking monster 16. Anne-Margret Tommy-style spaghetti dump over head 17. Phillipino gets leg bitten off by albino corocodile 18. Hitler-looking Geek Record Company Employee trashes cubicle full of Gold Records to Motorhead's 'Ace of Spades' 19. That acotor who looks like a Kennedy and Tommy Lee Jones engaged in shotgun mayhem 20. McDonald's looking Stuffed Character and Bumblebee sing song about eating healthy with lots of protein in front of replica of Eiffel Tower 21. Actress from that Paul Reiser sitcom Helen ? gets talked into nasal exploration makeout session 22. Linda Blair Exorcist-style defenestration into schoolyard and broken glass cutting acting-out 23. Weng Weng looking Indian midget smokes joint 24. More Pour-over fetish lady (chocolate sauce) 25. Michael Moore-looking guy shoots body armor-protected guy with high-powered rifle 26. 'Nobody Turns down drugs' kids morph into animated Scooby Doo-looking characters in pursuit of kid who turned down drugs. 27. More Japanese Fan head assault, this time over person dressed in Baseball outfit 28. Pimp-Ho Dialogue 29. Bollywood 'Disco Dancer' 30. Puppet Laughing social mirroring with smoking alligator. 31. pointblank self-inflicted gunshot into armor-protected chest 32. The Drug Abuse Test 33. Legless man takes on Legged man in poolside Karate duel 34. Machine Gun Soldier against Robot 35. Bigfoot VS cougar-Bigfoot Wins 36. 9:06 (you'll just have to see for yourself--I'll say it involves head). 37. 'I succeeded finally in removing your head' 38. More Drug Abuse Test High School Senior Marijuana Faq 39. Osmonds Guitar Solo in Elvis Jumpsuit/spacesuit CREDITS: Amazing Video Weirdness Full uncut tape available at http://www.crazydavetape.com crazydavetape@yahoo.com CDT CREW 40. MAN SCREAMS, 'YOU SHUT UP'! FIN! DID I MISS ANY?I finally got permission to upload this! I normally don't ask. But it was so good. I wanted to do the right thing. THIS IS IT. THIS IS WEIRD-O 101. DISCLAIMER: I HATE ANYTHING THAT SAYS IT'S 'WEIRD', 'FUNNY', OR 'BEST', SO MUCH SO THAT I rarely even watch it. But there are those few things, hopefully some of mine included, which can and should be allowed, to display the title. This is one of those things. It is the Best-of Video which states its quality in the title 'THAT CAN'! I CAN ONLY NAME ABOUT THREE SOURCES. SEE HOW YOU DO? (THIS IS THE 10-MINUTE VIDEO COMPILATION (MOTHER-OF) WHICH I MEANT TO UPLOAD INSTEAD OF THE ONE WHICH I DID MIS-UPLOAD WHICH GOT ME INTO SO MUCH TROUBLE. Remember? Good. But all I'll say, is that there are no Downs Syndrome Girls in this one combating the red army... And for those of you who actually found that video, and actually liked it, you both have Newfoundland respect with me.HOW TO ENJOY CERTAIN EMOTIONAL SENSATIONS ON DVD TAPES THAT WE HAVEBRAND NEW!CDTcrew PRESENTS BEASTIE BOYS WILD STYL'D REMIX LP!!
We certainly enjoy the music and physical emotional sensation of the Beastie Boys during late night party atmosphere situations. You might as well! DOWNLOAD THE FULL MIXTAPE FOR FREE:EITHER HERE:OR HERE:OR SIMPLY PREVIEW and/or download THE RADICAL SITUATIONS HERE:http://www.datpiff.com/CDTcrew_BEASTIE_BOYS_Cdtcrew_Presents_Beastie_Boy.m57262.htmlAmazing Video Weirdness - 40 Clips 10 Minutes - You'll Thank Me! http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=104889069540445 BIZARRE WEIRDNESS ON DVD FORMAT We are completely dedicated to the art of finding that one movie you have always wanted to see--you know--with that one guy who was in that other movie from 1982 who turned into a giant booger because of a mad scientist's serum. ASK US. We have a HUUUUGE archive of video nasties!!! Contact Information Email : crazydavetape@yahoo.com Phone : NO Address : PERHAPS COBRA OH 44121 USA We are the Crazy Dave Tape Crew, born and raised here in Chuck Norris, Ohio. In 1987, we formed Operation Cobra, a small organization that rescues and councils stray Cobras. For that we have been given the "Serious Achievement" award from the American Ninja Fan Club. In 1992, we took up reading windsurfing magazines and acquired lots of back issues. In 1997, after a serious job at Blockbuster, we quit and decided that it would be better to start taking illegal substances back at our parent's house. Just when things were looking up, a delivery truck crashed into Burger King, and we couldn't get our double decker cheeseburgers anymore! After watching Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol over 150 times, we knew it was time to stop getting prostitutes. As a result, we decided to make the Crazy Dave Tape. Then we listened to Deicide and made the Crazy Dave Tape Part II. In 2001 we briefly moved to JOHN RAMBO, Ohio....but it didn't work out because nobody carried Score Magazine there. So we moved back to CHUCK NORRIS, Ohio and are now working on the Crazy Dave Tape Part III. On a side note, we fully support the right to destroy your neighbor's personal belongings when you're mad, frustrated, sad or bored. You always regret breaking your own stuff...and the neighbor's stuff is right there, all out in the open. Plus, if you break in to your neighbor's house--they usually have good chips to eat, and that helps the voices go away. http://www.myspace.com/crazydavetape CREDITS: Amazing Video Weirdness Full uncut tape available at http://www.crazydavetape.c om crazydavetape@yahoo.com CDT CREW 40. MAN SCREAMS, 'YOU SHUT UP'! FIN! DID I MISS ANY?DVD MATERIALS CURRENTLY AVAILABLE:CRAZY DAVE TAPE 1-Our first attempt at expressing cobra thought patterns in a form that won't physically damage the neighbor's house. It was actually created for our pal Crazy Dave (hence the name) and originally meant to be a joke between friends. He enjoyed it mainly because of certain pornographic situations, and also during this time our friend Arthur Jr. was sold to the Hell's Angels for original plans to an underground city located beneath Mt. Baldy in Chuck Norris Ohio. We think this DVD tape is okay, but prison taught us we could do better… $10.00
CRAZY DAVE TAPE 2-By this time we had become more serious about buying pornographies. We were also training for the 13th annual Serious Thoughts Competition, but snack cakes kept distracting us. So we abandoned those plans and made the Crazy Dave Tape Part 2, which helped out with our newest plan at the time-to construct an authentic Indonesian snake pit in the neighbor's yard while he was at work. Three months later we were released from prison and began working on Crazy Dave Tape Part 2. That one scene where the guy who turns into a giant booger is on it, and also the part where the guy gets his arm cut off and it grows back is on there too. And pornographies. $10.00
TOTALLY RADICAL PAUSE TAPE-After we finished Crazy Dave Tape Part 2, we were forced to pay rent because our parents said so. That's bullshit because we do stuff like rake the leaves and help take out the trash every week and that should count as money. But at least the snake pit we made in the neighbor's yard was complete, and we could communicate mentally with cobras and help stray cobras find shelter. Then we watched Beverley Hills Cop on VHS tape about 27 times. The part where Eddie Murphy throws that prick over the table and he gets mashed potatoes on his shirt is fucking awesome. After that we were inspired to make this video-a collection of radical pauses from hot films and pornographies, set to 1980's heavy metal played by Don "The Cobra" Jackson (who used to play guitar in Cobra Squad and also worked with the Commodores in 1989). At least 30 minutes worth of non-stop pauses, plus outtakes from Crazy Dave Tape Part 2. $10.00
CRAZY DAVE TAPE 3-Is what we are working on right now. We are filming materials and have bought so many new pornographies and radical movies that we had to sell the neighbor's car in order to get enough money to finish. We also had an opportunity to buy authentic soccer balls signed by Babe Ruth (we had them authenticated by Jeff from the Burger King by Gribbon Street-he totally watches ESPN and stuff). We're still working as snack cake consultants though, but we don't get paid all the time because cherry cobbler tastes too good. But we should be done with this video in the future.
TO PREVIEW SOME OF OUR VIDEOJUNK, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GO HERE: http://www.youtube.com/user/CDTcrewOTHER VIDEOS WE HELPED MAKE:AMAZING VIDEO WEIRDNESS-This is a compilation tape that feels radical and has a similar emotional sensation to Crazy Dave materials. It was made with the help of our friends at Freektastic Video, who let us abuse drugs at their parent's house while we were going through stuff. This video contains clips from nearly 100 weird obscure movies and embraces themes like teen drug abuse, Turkish kung-fu, evil disembodied head attacks, avant-garde keyboards, 80's wrestling, ninja battles and even more….we also did a special video remix at the end of the DVD video tape. $10.00
PARTY TAPE-We like to party, and we need tapes to party with as we abuse drugs and alcohol. So again we partied with Freektastic Video peoples and came up with this Crazy Dave brewed inspirational party motivational force factor in life. Around thirty minutes of rapid fire clips from radical movies, involving themes of drug abuse, violence, 80's funk, parties, tapes, and possibly some guys getting kicked in the balls (we can't remember for sure). After that we made special 10 minute edits of two of our favorite movies-Bachelor Party and Commando, inserting big tits along the way. We cut out any gay plot and left all the action and excitement. And tits. "Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last?" "That's right Matrix, you did!" " I lied…" $10.00
LET'S GET TURKISH-Again we partied with Freektastic Video crew and came up with a radical idea-what if we took all the coolest parts from Turkish exploitation movies and strung them together Crazy Dave style? To our parent's displeasure, we agreed to make this video and began drinking solar rays obtained at the health food store (Grain Supply) so we could make things better. This video features only the best moments from every Turkish remake we own-that would be the Turkish Rocky, Rambo, First Blood, Exorcist, ET, Dirty Harry, Death Wish II, Superman, Wizard of Oz, and Star Wars! Also we included several styleic Turkish-born films (Death Warrior, Son Savasci and more) in the mix. The result is a Crazy Dave-type mix of Turkish insanity (with some tits along the way). $10.00
RADICAL POWERS---
This time we channeled emotions from life energy to make another 30 minute mixtape featuring the usual quick cut-up style that we employ during massive drug taking movement situations! Plus some Japanese pornographies and ball kicking, and then an exclusive video from one of the best hard rock bands of all time, Cobra Strike Force. $10.00PRICING:$10.00 EACH, SHIPPED WITH ARTWORK AND COVER!RADICAL DEAL-ANY THREE VIDEOS FOR $25.00 EVEN! SHIPPING INCLUDED!WE ACCEPT PAYPAL AT THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS: crazydavetape@yahoo.comAND WE ALSO CAN ACCEPT MONEY ORDERS AS WELL AS WELL CONCEALED CASH MONEYIF PAYING BY MONEY ORDER OR SENDING CASH, CONTACT US FIRST-EITHER AT crazydavetape@yahoo.comOR THROUGH OUR INTENSELY RADICAL AND EMOTIONALLY SENSUAL MYSPACE PAGE, WHICH IS http://www.myspace.com/crazydavetapeAmazing Video Weirdness - 40 Clips 10 Minutes - You'll Thank Me!Contact Information Email : crazydavetape@yahoo.com Phone : NO Address : PERHAPS COBRA OH 44121 USA http://www.myspace.com/cra zydavetape
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Feel the Beat! You'll learn that here is more to dancing than just moving your feet in this sex filled feature. We are introduced to a world of horny hard bodies who would rather copulate than dance. Sensuous "Chic" centerfold, Ginger Lynn shows us the ins and outs of doing what feels good and she doesn't miss a beat. The movements this delectable honey makes are enough to make anyone's mouth water! Porn superstars Misty Regan and Lynn Raye have a surprise for the ladies - it seems they have a date with a handsome male stripper (John Stagliano). This virile young hunk gets more than he bargains for as these two delectable vixens give it to him every way imaginable. If that's not enough, wait 'til you see what these other nymphs have waiting for you. Pulse pounding sex and deep pleasure abounds in this sensual expose. Each hot throbbing moment is filled with scene after scene of passionate male-female, female-female and solo sex. Every facet of "sex dancing" is covered. So get hot with "Dance Fever!
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Attack of the 50ft Woman Star Playboy model mummified
- Yvette Vickers, 82, could have lain there for a year
- Former pin-up starred in B-movie classic as well as Attack Of The Giant Leeches
- After decline of acting career she became estate agent
The mummified remains of the actress who played the femme fatale in Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman has been found in her rundown Beverly Hills home.
The state of the body indicates Yvette Vickers, 82, who was once a Playboy centrefold may have lain there for a year.
The badly decomposed corpse was discovered at the Californian home where Vickers had lived for decades.
For the actress whose film credits include Attack Of The Giant Leeches, the story of her final moments reads like a grisly plot from one of those films.
Yvette Vickers in her glamorous heyday in a 1959 playboy shoot, left. In later life she appeared at celebrity conventions including this one in Burbank, Clifornia in 2007, right. She also starred in cult B-movies, including Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman
The grim discovery was made by neighbour Susan Savage who noticed that letters stuck in Vickers' mail box were yellowing around the edges and that cobwebs had gathered in the doorway.
Savage had to push her way through a mountain of uncollected fanmail and boxes to find the body; a small heater was still been running next to it. At least one window was broken at the home.
'She kept to herself, had friends and seemed like a very independent spirit,' Savage told the Los Angeles Times.
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Found dead: B-movie actress Yvette Vickers, seen left as Honey in Attack of the 50-Foot Woman, was found in a mummified state at her Beverly Hills home
Her body was found at this dilapidated home in California. The grim discovery was made by a neighbour who noticed that letters stuck in Vickers' mail box were yellowing around the edges and that cobwebs had gathered in the doorway
The overgrown and rundown home where the B-movie star's body was found
'To the end she still got cards and letter from all over the world requesting photos and still wanting to be her friend.
'We've all been crying about this. Nobody should be left alone like that.'
The official cause of death is being investigated by the Los Angeles county coroner's office, but police are not treating the death as suspicious.
'We don't know if it's a Jane Doe or a John Doe,' Ed Winter of the Los Angeles County Department of Coroner, told the LA Times, using the generic named applied to unidentified bodies in the U.S.
Vickers was born Yvette Vedder in Kansas City, Missouri, to jazz musicians Charles Vedder and his wife Iola. Her precise date of birth is not known and she was variously described as being either 82 or 74.
Cult movies: Vickers' film credits include 1958's Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman, left, and 1959's Attack Of The Giant Leeches, right
B-movie classic: Yvette Vickers in a scene from Attack Of The Giant Leeches. Her first film role was an uncredited cameo in Billy Wilder's 1950 film noir classic Sunset Boulevard
Her first film role was an uncredited cameo in Billy Wilder's 1950 film noir classic Sunset Boulevard, but didn't make her big screen debut under her own name until, in 1957, she appeared in Short Cut to Hell. She was 'spotted' and picked for the part by Jimmy Cagney.
Her most memorable role was that of Honey Parker in Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman, the voluptuous mistress of the giant lead character's husband.
The following year she was named Playboy's Miss July 1959 - six years after the men's magazine was first published - and her centrefold photos were shot by Russ Meyer, something of a hero in the world of B-movies.
She was rumoured to have have had affairs with Hollywood leading men Lee Marvin and Cary Grant in 1961, and two years later was given a role in the acclaimed Paul Newman film Hud, only to have most of her scenes cut when Newman's wife Joanne Woodward objected to the onscreen chemistry between Yvette and her husband.
Allure: Vickers dated screen heartthrob Cary Grant, seen here in a famous shot from Alfred Hitchock's North By Northwest
She is also believed to have dated Lee Marvin early in her career and was 'spotted' by Hollywood luminary Jimmy Cagney, who gave her a big screen debut
Her screen career never exceeded those heights and though she enjoyed some success as a stage actress, in the 1970s she began working as an estate agent to supplement her income.
In 1989, as a tribute to her late parents, she self-released her debut album Yvette Vickers Sings! and performed on the LA cabaret circuit.
Her last feature role was in a 1990 horror called Evil Spirits where she played a 'neighbour.'
A former journalism student at California's University of Los Angeles (UCLA) university, she was understood to have been writing her autobiography at the time of her death. She was briefly married twice during the 1950s.
