SLUT BELUGA HEART [THE PERFECT AMERICAN + SEA OF SHOES] 'SOSTPA' PRODUCTION

TPA: Jane Aw dridge! I am finally Buster Keaton, Cuddle and Kiss...Jane Aldridge, in Heap Of Coke.

SOS: Do you loike me apples 'n' pears, which lead ter me bedroom?

TPA: I loike them Calvin Klein, just Calvin Klein. maybe ya can tour me after we 'ave a Holy Ghost wif Dis...champagne. I just 'appen ter 'ave...chilled . I learned ter saber bottles in morocco!

SOS: I enjoy your safari Hinge and Bracket and jodhpurs, juxtaposed wif your city-slicker fedora. it is a beautiful dichotomy. from the bloomin' looks of it... I'd say, ya ain't shaved...in a few. Brian Bubble And Squeak? Uncle Sam? big bloke?

TPA: My Strange'n'Weird BEARD IS ROUGH BUT Me Bubble And Squeak? WEEK? Heaven and 'ell...i'll just say, it was spent anticipatin'...Do you like me........

SOS: Yes...."meeting"... The wait nearly killed me. Let's unwind. I 'ave a copy of Biggie Small's joint, "Slut, Beluga, Horse and Cart" 'round. /

I HAVE A COPY OF BIGGIE SMALL'S JOINT, "SLUT, BELUGA HEART" AROUND. Shall we Jack Palance?...SHALL WE DANCE?

TPA: Excellent idea! Break the White Mice and cut a rug!/ EXCELLENT IDEA! BREAK THE ICE CUT A RUG!/

Nuffin' I'd rather, "UN" than "Wined!"

SEEN ANY ELVIS?/ Pearly Queen any Elvis flicks? I BELIEVE I MAY BE ABLE TO DUPLICATE A CERTAIN DANCE FROM, CLAMBAKE./ I Adam 'n eve able ter duplicate a certain Jack Palance from, Clambake.

Yeah, let's!

SOS: [DANCES]

TPA: Nah 'nickle and dime' loike your presence.

NO TIME LIKE YOUR PRESENCE.

[TPA KISSES SOS WHILE SHE'S NOT LOOKING. SOS, TAKEN ABACK HEARS BELLS RING, LOOKS AT CAMERA, RUBS HER TUMMY.]

~FIN~

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY:

J. ALDRIDGE & MRJYN

DIRECTED:

MRJYN

CINEMATOGRAPHY:

MRJYN

CHOREOGRAPHY/FASHION/SHOES

J.A.

THANKS:

CITY OF MARFA, TEXAS,
THUNDERBIRD HOTEL
XTRANORMAL
BIGGIE SMALLS
AND
CREW!

TAMBIEN:

MUCHOS GRACIAS:
POR LA HUEVOS RANCHEROS--LA CUCINA THUNDERBIRD.

THIS HAS BEEN A 'SOSTPA' PRODUCTION

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

SEA OF SHOES THE PERFECT AMERICAN JANE ALDRIDGE SOSTPA SLUT BELUGA HEART BIGGIE SMALLS JOINT MARFA TEXAS 2009 EASTER

GAIL AND DALE: ONE TOKE OVER THE LINE (Un toke au-dessus de la ligne bonbon Jésus) [LAWRENCE WELK --Happy Easter!] "Must Be 'Mrjyn'"

Lawrence Welk: ONE TOKE OVER THE LINE SWEET JESUS

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TPA Link

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One Toke Over the Line
translated a la Francois

"Un toke au-dessus de la ligne, bonbon Jésus"

Un toke au-dessus de la ligne, bonbon Jésus

Un toke au-dessus de la ligne
Sittin du centre dans une gare
Un toke au-dessus de la ligne

Awaitin pour le train qui disparaît
Mary à la maison et douce
Hopin que le train a lieu à l'heure
Sittin du centre dans une gare
Un toke au-dessus de la ligne

A toke above the line Jesus candy
A toke above the line
Sittin of the center in a station
A toke above the line

comments:

How is there little discussion of IVs, lines, "over the line"... he's had one too many hits of Ol' goofy toke, fool.

Wait till you start seeing those damn Lawrence Welk songs, and a song about

"Our Lord."

This was right after BS Nixon corrupted Lawrence Welk:

toking for Jesus.

ow adorably?

--jane aldridge

Nothing was bored with lama-threads--Peppery cookies?

Wanted to respond!

"Be interesting!

What happened cannot wait until

bubble machines!"

Hey what absurdity, ours; I am a really tired,

Mitch Miller.

And maybe an Al Jolson as no two people are

"Oenophile Firebugs!

Moshi Moshi Onion: Five Second Rule Japanese]

lmao she really loves I'd married her onions

Vermilion Pleasure Nights: COOKING SONG SKETCH [Japanese comedy]

A clip from the Japanese comedy show, Vermilion Pleasure Nights

Klaus Kinski: "Jesus Christ" [ tour based on New Testament completely loses it (Subtitled)]

Klaus Kinski is interviewed in a park about his "Jesus Christ" tour, based on the New Testament and completely loses it, launching into a egotistical tirade, and berating the interviewer. One of my favourites