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Showing posts with label SEA OF SHOES. Show all posts
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May 28, 2009

OKUTOPASU ALIEN 「エイリアン・オクトパス」 'Face--the Octopus' Captured by Fisherman 「Indonesia」 for Jane Aldridge 「Sea of Shoes」 via Zaeena (?)

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This octopus is alien to what is expected, so I got caught accidentally in fishermen of Indonesia, the countries of faith there is another racket that. And turn it so it's never gone out to the appraiser to indicate the evidence is not fake, it does not work. I should have prayed and worshiped and TATEMATSUっuntil the dry mummy.どうみても宇宙人ですなこのタコは、インドネシアの漁師がうっかり捕まえちゃったのだそうで、信仰心の厚いあちらの国ではそりゃもう大騒ぎ。作り物でない 証拠を示すために鑑定にまで出しちゃったのだそうなので決して食ったりはしないだろう。干からびてミイラになるまで祈ったり崇めたてまつったりしているは ずなんだ。




April 18, 2009

PUNKED! "let's take off your shoes" SEA OF SHOES BY YT GURU-GEEK [WELCOME TO THE MULTIMEDIA WORLD OF "ANALPOWERS!"] Links to all sites!

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If I thought that it would change your mind
But I know that this time
I've said too much
Been too unkind


I try to laugh about it
Cover it all up with lies
I try and
Laugh about it
Hiding the tears in my eyes
'cause boys don't cry
Boys don't cry

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April 15, 2009

SEA OF SHOES: JANE ALDRIDGE [If I were a shoe..."Shoenami J"!



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Jane Aldridge [ first television interview] is calm, composed and at home [literally].
Her CV includes 'Teen Vogue' and 'French Glamour,' and hundreds of blogs, whose readers track her every footstep--
Jane is unfazed, but not immune to scrutiny.
This featurette includes shiny 'boot-y' from her closet
[recognizable to readers of 'Sea of Shoes'--her industry-watched blog, described here as, 'One of the most popular blogs on the Internet'].
Most hits in a day? [61,000].
Kanye West 'boot-y call'?
[Yes, but not what you're thinking. rapper, turned fashion maven/SOS fan was all 'bout business.]
Got shoes? Affirmative!
Exotic, avant-garde; always chic; impossible to see this side of Paris [France, not Texas], Jane's shoes artfully parked in their own showroom, her bedroom closet.
[I have witnessed grown women, teenage girls, and not a few men comment SOS, combining bliss, agony, deep-green envy, and obeisant supplication, with the rare Jerry Springer-reject thrown in for kicks.]


Jane, with insight beyond her years, and an easy Texas laugh appropriate to them [due in part to her mother, Judy--former model, current retailer: 'Atlantis Vintage' atlantis] credits Mom for inspiration and early initiation by Kabuki.
This three-minute clip [accompanied by awful techno], conceived as an 'human interest peek into Jane's closet,' finds Jane flipping absurdity into Zen pancakes.

Cocksure, not cocky, Jane [with a twinkle] begins, 'If I were a shoe...,' selecting a chic '09 Alaïa 'Maryjane on Steroids' and anthropomorphizing it with only a modicum of detectable bullshit into that which would normally define superfluity, but which here transforms a teenage puff-piece, tabled in Dallas, into a real fashion remote from Trophy Club, where suburban student Jane turns into 'Shoesea' Superhero--
"Shoenami J"!

~mrjyn

April 13, 2009

SLUT BELUGA HEART [THE PERFECT AMERICAN + SEA OF SHOES] 'SOSTPA' PRODUCTION


TPA: Jane Aw dridge! I am finally Buster Keaton, Cuddle and Kiss...Jane Aldridge, in Heap Of Coke.


SOS: Do you loike me apples 'n' pears, which lead ter me bedroom?


TPA: I loike them Calvin Klein, just Calvin Klein. maybe ya can tour me after we 'ave a Holy Ghost wif Dis...champagne. I just 'appen ter 'ave...chilled . I learned ter saber bottles in morocco!


SOS: I enjoy your safari Hinge and Bracket and jodhpurs, juxtaposed wif your city-slicker fedora. it is a beautiful dichotomy. from the bloomin' looks of it... I'd say, ya ain't shaved...in a few. Brian Bubble And Squeak? Uncle Sam? big bloke?


TPA: My Strange'n'Weird BEARD IS ROUGH BUT Me Bubble And Squeak? WEEK? Heaven and 'ell...i'll just say, it was spent anticipatin'...Do you like me........


SOS: Yes...."meeting"... The wait nearly killed me. Let's unwind. I 'ave a copy of Biggie Small's joint, "Slut, Beluga, Horse and Cart" 'round. /

I HAVE A COPY OF BIGGIE SMALL'S JOINT, "SLUT, BELUGA HEART" AROUND. Shall we Jack Palance?...SHALL WE DANCE?


TPA: Excellent idea! Break the White Mice and cut a rug!/ EXCELLENT IDEA! BREAK THE ICE CUT A RUG!/

Nuffin' I'd rather, "UN" than "Wined!"

SEEN ANY ELVIS?/ Pearly Queen any Elvis flicks? I BELIEVE I MAY BE ABLE TO DUPLICATE A CERTAIN DANCE FROM, CLAMBAKE./ I Adam 'n eve able ter duplicate a certain Jack Palance from, Clambake.


Yeah, let's!


SOS: [DANCES]


TPA: Nah 'nickle and dime' loike your presence.

NO TIME LIKE YOUR PRESENCE.


[TPA KISSES SOS WHILE SHE'S NOT LOOKING. SOS, TAKEN ABACK HEARS BELLS RING, LOOKS AT CAMERA, RUBS HER TUMMY.]


~FIN~


ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY:

J. ALDRIDGE & MRJYN


DIRECTED:

MRJYN


CINEMATOGRAPHY:

MRJYN


CHOREOGRAPHY/FASHION/SHOES

J.A.


THANKS:

CITY OF MARFA, TEXAS,
THUNDERBIRD HOTEL
XTRANORMAL
BIGGIE SMALLS
AND
CREW!


TAMBIEN:

MUCHOS GRACIAS:
POR LA HUEVOS RANCHEROS--LA CUCINA THUNDERBIRD.


THIS HAS BEEN A 'SOSTPA' PRODUCTION

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