Nazi: Isn’t Jesse wonderful? I’m so glad you got to meet him last night.
Sinbad: Uh, he’s a little young for you, don’t you think? I know you’ve had boy toys in the past, but he takes the cake.
Nazi: He’s no boy toy! It’s true that there’s a 30-year age difference, but who cares about age when you’re talking about love?
Sinbad: Well, he’s certainly dressed for the part, with all of that bling. That watch must have set him back a couple of grand, at least.
Nazi: Oh, that was a little token of my affection for our one-month anniversary. I just wanted him to know how much I cared about him.
Sinbad: Well, he certainly knows now who holds the purse strings, if he didn’t before. I only hope he’s not preying on you.
Nazi: How can you say that? I’ve never met anyone more honest or sincere.
Sindbad: He has you wrapped around his little finger, that’s for sure. I hope, for your sake, he’s not a gold digger, or that you see his true colors before you make it to the altar – again.
Nazi: Oh, I knew it was a mistake talking to you about Jesse. You’re such a cynic!
Sinbad: And you’re a hopeless romantic!
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