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December 11, 2009

Tiger Woods Scandalmonger-dose!? Which alleged Tiger Woods mistress would you fuck? Poll

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Tiger Woods Scandalmonger-dose!?

Which alleged Tiger Woods mistress would you fuck?







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(L-R) Rachel Uchitel, Elin Nordegren, Kalika Moquin
(L-R) Rachel Uchitel, Elin Nordegren, Kalika Moquin
The Tiger Woods sex scandal continues to roil with six women now claiming to have slept with the world’s top golfer. Cori Rist, another Manhattan party girl and Mindy Lawton, a Florida greasy spoon manager, are the latest to join the list. They all want to be the next Mrs. Woods. Who deserves the honor?
 Vegas party hostesses Jaimee Grubbs, Jamie Jungers and Kalika Moquin, and finally Manhattan-Hamptons party girl Rachel Uchitel round out the crowd. The growing list begs the question: How does Tiger’s menagerie measure up?

By that, we mean how do they stack up against Woods’ stunning Swedish wife, Elin Nordegren? After all, Tiger married her so she has to be considered the gold standard among the women he’s supposedly bedded. By exercising a little pop psychology, the scandal squad also provides some insight into Tiger himself.
After all, you are who you associate with, and when it comes to sex, you exchange more than small talk and casual hellos. As  The New York Times‘ Maureen Dowd put it, Tiger should have known to be wary of women who carry 8×10 glossies.

From Top Left: Mindy Lawton, Jamie Jungers, Cori Rist, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Rachel Uchitel
From Top Left: Mindy Lawton, Jamie Jungers, Cori Rist, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Rachel Uchitel
“Tiger may have been the greatest pro golfer but he was an amateur adulterer. His puffed-up ego led him to leave an electronic trail with a string of buffed and puffed babes,” Dowd acidly wrote.
Not surprisingly, the growing herd in Tiger’s wake  bear some startling similarities.
First, they were all clearly targets of opportunity. Woods met them all in bars, nightclubs and other notorious pick-up spots.  Five of the six obviously — Lawton being the exception — invested in fake boobs, fake hair and high heels to make themselves more attractive.

Three (counting Elin) were blondes, four were brunettes, and there was not a woman of color among them.
Second, the women were all short on education. None appear to have graduated from college, including Nordegren, a nanny when she met Tiger. In contrast, Woods attended Stanford, one of the best colleges in the nation, although he left after two years to turn pro.
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All of the women were singularly lacking in marketable skills outside of  the “hospitality” industry and all worked in jobs that maximized their ability to chase celebrities.
They all also shared a certain narcissism and self-delusion, and undoubtedly, subconsciously, low self-esteem.  Although the relationship was clearly about sex, all harbored thoughts that Tiger might leave his wife and marry them.  And, they all thought they were the only one.
In fact, Uchitel had the audacity to complain when she found out that she was just one of many passing flings. At least she was smart enough to lawyer up and cash in on her relationship, reportedly received seven figures for her confidentiality.
The sometime nightclub VIP hostess has a reputation for aggressively pursuing celebrities and often bragged to her friends about the men she was sleeping with. She also has been linked to “Bones” actor David Boreanaz, Ryan Seacrest and Stephen Dorff .
Tiger has been hounded by mistresses ever since The National Enquirer broke the story about his relationship with Uchitel. It appears that he was sleeping with more than one mistress at a time and would make arrangements for them to meet him as he traveled from tournament to tournament.

So the question is how do Tiger’s flings stack up against Elin? Since they all harbored delusions of becoming the next Mrs. Woods, vote for the mistress that Tiger truly deserves to wed. We’ll publish the results.
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December 9, 2009

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December 8, 2009

Why would @gigya (Gig-ya)...

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Why would Gig-ya create an application which in almost a year of experimentation to successfully sign in with your useless box to any of my Blogger Blogs from various sites ranging from Dailymotion to Photobucket...the list is long, during which time having tried every possible combination and permutation of  possible fuck-ups that might account for Gigolo's singular and exceptional failure in what is its increasingly large putrescence on the Internet, I have finally became resigned to the inevitability that this problem along with the absolute void of remedy and/or links not provided by Gig-ya or its  third-party clients, leaving  the host site as helpless as its user and both at the mercy of a big blue shiny beta toy impersonally designed, unmanned and unmaintained  whose one function as proxy between sites unfortunate enough to utilize its service and users unfortunate enough to encounter their inadequacies are both left stranded and mutually mute in their brokered out mistake.



Thanks Gigya for all the happy times sharing videos, photos and  happy thoughts which although well-intended are useless, or should I say, useless and irredeemable.

Happy Holidays,

Keep up the bells and whistles, maybe no one will notice the bones.

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December 7, 2009

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I found this fascinating quote today:




TAIPEI - The man behind Apple Daily's controversial animated news in Taiwan has hit back at critics after a week-long row over the cartoons. Jason Chan, CEO, NextMedia Animation, told Media: “Apple Daily is regarded as 'evil' but popular in Taiwan. Taiwan's media industry may feel threatened by it or fear it, I guess.”  Apple Daily received a barrage of complaints from concerned parents after broadcasting explicit, erotic and violent content on its animated news channel on Nextmedia.com. Apple Daily launched its animated news website in Hong Kong and Taiwan on 26 November. The site received 120,000 clicks on the first day of its launch in Taiwan, with viewer numbers increasing by 60 per cent. However, the site was also boycotted by elementary and junior high schools and the Taipei City Council which found its content offensive.

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You should read the whole article.

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December 6, 2009

Chinese prostitutes visit a prostitute killed in Taiwan, man falls from a building Tiger Woods


Chinese prostitutes in mainland China visit a prostitute victims killed in Taiwanese man falls from a building


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Phenomena are, unfortunately,
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Room stays 8 hours
As the operators in a room equipped with warning lights, lamp side also adorned with "The lights must not go out and open the door, waiting for instructions" of the warning signs, then as a foreman in the Steel Pan姓男子(57 years) with the mainland Chinese Yellow Xingnv Zi (27 years) in a room and engage in the sex trade, see the warning lights, hid frightened dressing room nearly eight hours.

Tiger Woods: 8 Women Come Out of Woods Work [HQ] Taiwan

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Tiger Woods: 8 Women Come Out of Woods Work [HQ] Taiwan -

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No.1
Rachel Uchitel
Wu Qitai
34-year-old
PR Party in New York nightclubs
female organizer


No.2
Jaimee Grubbs
24-year-old
Cocktail bar waitress in Los Angeles
medical marijuana
pharmacy shop


No.3
Kali Ka Kalika Moquin
27-year-old
Bar waitress in Las Vegas nightclubs
Marketing Manager


No.4
Mindy Lawton
Age unknown
Orlando, Florida
restaurant waitress


No.5
Unknown
British television presenter


No.6
Jia Mi Jamie Jungers
26-year-old
Las Vegas Models


http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/art_id/32144000/IssueID/20091207##






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