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October 23, 2011

Amazing Video Weirdness - 40 Clips 10 Minutes - You'll Thank Me!

Amazing Video Weirdness - 40 Clips 10 Minutes - You'll Thank Me!
AMAZING VIDEO WEIRDNESS This
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is a compilation tape that feels radical. It was made with the help of our friends at Freektastic Video, who let us abuse drugs at their parent's house while we were going through stuff. This video contains clips from nearly 100 weird obscure movies and embraces themes like teen drug abuse, Turkish kung-fu, evil disembodied head attacks, avant-garde keyboards, 80's wrestling, ninja battles and even more….we also did a special video remix at the end of the DVD video tape.
1.  'wipe yourself' song
2.  one-baby-armed man subduing bad guy
3.  'this is crack and this is what you smoke it in'
4. psychedelic cartoon 5. ventriloquist shrunken-head kids laughing 6. 'female walk' dance 7. ghostbuster cereal 8 'scared straight' kids school prison fieldtrip hell 9. japanese voodoo punch bag octopus 10.'bitch killer' with gun gets arm chopped off and scalped (john carpenter music) 11. my dad's stereo air guitar 12. 'rowdy roddy piper' eats telephone book 13. chainsaw vivisection orchestrator 14. Japanese gameshow conts. hit masked man over head with giant fans 15. McGyver MacGyver 'that guy from tv who can get out of any jam with common products and time travels' watches gladiator fight with star wars' jabba-looking monster 16. Anne-Margret Tommy-style spaghetti dump over head 17. Phillipino gets leg bitten off by albino corocodile 18. Hitler-looking Geek Record Company Employee trashes cubicle full of Gold Records to Motorhead's 'Ace of Spades' 19. That acotor who looks like a Kennedy and Tommy Lee Jones engaged in shotgun mayhem 20. McDonald's looking Stuffed Character and Bumblebee sing song about eating healthy with lots of protein in front of replica of Eiffel Tower 21. Actress from that Paul Reiser sitcom Helen ? gets talked into nasal exploration makeout session 22. Linda Blair Exorcist-style defenestration into schoolyard and broken glass cutting acting-out 23. Weng Weng looking Indian midget smokes joint 24. More Pour-over fetish lady (chocolate sauce) 25. Michael Moore-looking guy shoots body armor-protected guy with high-powered rifle 26. 'Nobody Turns down drugs' kids morph into animated Scooby Doo-looking characters in pursuit of kid who turned down drugs. 27. More Japanese Fan head assault, this time over person dressed in Baseball outfit 28. Pimp-Ho Dialogue 29. Bollywood 'Disco Dancer' 30. Puppet Laughing social mirroring with smoking alligator. 31. pointblank self-inflicted gunshot into armor-protected chest 32. The Drug Abuse Test 33. Legless man takes on Legged man in poolside Karate duel 34. Machine Gun Soldier against Robot 35. Bigfoot VS cougar-Bigfoot Wins 36. 9:06 (you'll just have to see for yourself--I'll say it involves head). 37. 'I succeeded finally in removing your head' 38. More Drug Abuse Test High School Senior Marijuana Faq 39. Osmonds Guitar Solo in Elvis Jumpsuit/spacesuit CREDITS: Amazing Video Weirdness Full uncut tape available at http://www.crazydavetape.com crazydavetape@yahoo.com CDT CREW 40. MAN SCREAMS, 'YOU SHUT UP'! FIN! DID I MISS ANY?
I finally got permission to upload this! I normally don't ask. But it was so good. I wanted to do the right thing. THIS IS IT. THIS IS WEIRD-O 101. DISCLAIMER: I HATE ANYTHING THAT SAYS IT'S 'WEIRD', 'FUNNY', OR 'BEST', SO MUCH SO THAT I rarely even watch it. But there are those few things, hopefully some of mine included, which can and should be allowed, to display the title. This is one of those things. It is the Best-of Video which states its quality in the title 'THAT CAN'! I CAN ONLY NAME ABOUT THREE SOURCES. SEE HOW YOU DO? (THIS IS THE 10-MINUTE VIDEO COMPILATION (MOTHER-OF) WHICH I MEANT TO UPLOAD INSTEAD OF THE ONE WHICH I DID MIS-UPLOAD WHICH GOT ME INTO SO MUCH TROUBLE. Remember? Good. But all I'll say, is that there are no Downs Syndrome Girls in this one combating the red army... And for those of you who actually found that video, and actually liked it, you both have Newfoundland respect with me.
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CDTcrew PRESENTS BEASTIE BOYS WILD STYL'D REMIX LP!!
We certainly enjoy the music and physical emotional sensation of the Beastie Boys during late night party atmosphere situations. You might as well! DOWNLOAD THE FULL MIXTAPE FOR FREE:
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DVD MATERIALS CURRENTLY AVAILABLE:
CRAZY DAVE TAPE 1-Our first attempt at expressing cobra thought patterns in a form that won't physically damage the neighbor's house. It was actually created for our pal Crazy Dave (hence the name) and originally meant to be a joke between friends. He enjoyed it mainly because of certain pornographic situations, and also during this time our friend Arthur Jr. was sold to the Hell's Angels for original plans to an underground city located beneath Mt. Baldy in Chuck Norris Ohio. We think this DVD tape is okay, but prison taught us we could do better… $10.00
CRAZY DAVE TAPE 2-By this time we had become more serious about buying pornographies. We were also training for the 13th annual Serious Thoughts Competition, but snack cakes kept distracting us. So we abandoned those plans and made the Crazy Dave Tape Part 2, which helped out with our newest plan at the time-to construct an authentic Indonesian snake pit in the neighbor's yard while he was at work. Three months later we were released from prison and began working on Crazy Dave Tape Part 2. That one scene where the guy who turns into a giant booger is on it, and also the part where the guy gets his arm cut off and it grows back is on there too. And pornographies. $10.00
TOTALLY RADICAL PAUSE TAPE-After we finished Crazy Dave Tape Part 2, we were forced to pay rent because our parents said so. That's bullshit because we do stuff like rake the leaves and help take out the trash every week and that should count as money. But at least the snake pit we made in the neighbor's yard was complete, and we could communicate mentally with cobras and help stray cobras find shelter. Then we watched Beverley Hills Cop on VHS tape about 27 times. The part where Eddie Murphy throws that prick over the table and he gets mashed potatoes on his shirt is fucking awesome. After that we were inspired to make this video-a collection of radical pauses from hot films and pornographies, set to 1980's heavy metal played by Don "The Cobra" Jackson (who used to play guitar in Cobra Squad and also worked with the Commodores in 1989). At least 30 minutes worth of non-stop pauses, plus outtakes from Crazy Dave Tape Part 2. $10.00
CRAZY DAVE TAPE 3-Is what we are working on right now. We are filming materials and have bought so many new pornographies and radical movies that we had to sell the neighbor's car in order to get enough money to finish. We also had an opportunity to buy authentic soccer balls signed by Babe Ruth (we had them authenticated by Jeff from the Burger King by Gribbon Street-he totally watches ESPN and stuff). We're still working as snack cake consultants though, but we don't get paid all the time because cherry cobbler tastes too good. But we should be done with this video in the future.
TO PREVIEW SOME OF OUR VIDEOJUNK, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GO HERE: http://www.youtube.com/user/CDTcrew
OTHER VIDEOS WE HELPED MAKE:
AMAZING VIDEO WEIRDNESS-This is a compilation tape that feels radical and has a similar emotional sensation to Crazy Dave materials. It was made with the help of our friends at Freektastic Video, who let us abuse drugs at their parent's house while we were going through stuff. This video contains clips from nearly 100 weird obscure movies and embraces themes like teen drug abuse, Turkish kung-fu, evil disembodied head attacks, avant-garde keyboards, 80's wrestling, ninja battles and even more….we also did a special video remix at the end of the DVD video tape. $10.00
PARTY TAPE-We like to party, and we need tapes to party with as we abuse drugs and alcohol. So again we partied with Freektastic Video peoples and came up with this Crazy Dave brewed inspirational party motivational force factor in life. Around thirty minutes of rapid fire clips from radical movies, involving themes of drug abuse, violence, 80's funk, parties, tapes, and possibly some guys getting kicked in the balls (we can't remember for sure). After that we made special 10 minute edits of two of our favorite movies-Bachelor Party and Commando, inserting big tits along the way. We cut out any gay plot and left all the action and excitement. And tits. "Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last?" "That's right Matrix, you did!" " I lied…" $10.00
LET'S GET TURKISH-Again we partied with Freektastic Video crew and came up with a radical idea-what if we took all the coolest parts from Turkish exploitation movies and strung them together Crazy Dave style? To our parent's displeasure, we agreed to make this video and began drinking solar rays obtained at the health food store (Grain Supply) so we could make things better. This video features only the best moments from every Turkish remake we own-that would be the Turkish Rocky, Rambo, First Blood, Exorcist, ET, Dirty Harry, Death Wish II, Superman, Wizard of Oz, and Star Wars! Also we included several styleic Turkish-born films (Death Warrior, Son Savasci and more) in the mix. The result is a Crazy Dave-type mix of Turkish insanity (with some tits along the way). $10.00
RADICAL POWERS---
This time we channeled emotions from life energy to make another 30 minute mixtape featuring the usual quick cut-up style that we employ during massive drug taking movement situations! Plus some Japanese pornographies and ball kicking, and then an exclusive video from one of the best hard rock bands of all time, Cobra Strike Force. $10.00
PRICING:
$10.00 EACH, SHIPPED WITH ARTWORK AND COVER!
RADICAL DEAL-ANY THREE VIDEOS FOR $25.00 EVEN! SHIPPING INCLUDED!
WE ACCEPT PAYPAL AT THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS: crazydavetape@yahoo.com
AND WE ALSO CAN ACCEPT MONEY ORDERS AS WELL AS WELL CONCEALED CASH MONEY
IF PAYING BY MONEY ORDER OR SENDING CASH, CONTACT US FIRST-EITHER AT crazydavetape@yahoo.com
OR THROUGH OUR INTENSELY RADICAL AND EMOTIONALLY SENSUAL MYSPACE PAGE, WHICH IS http://www.myspace.com/crazydavetape
Amazing Video Weirdness - 40 Clips 10 Minutes - You'll Thank Me! http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=104889069540445 BIZARRE WEIRDNESS ON DVD FORMAT We are completely dedicated to the art of finding that one movie you have always wanted to see--you know--with that one guy who was in that other movie from 1982 who turned into a giant booger because of a mad scientist's serum. ASK US. We have a HUUUUGE archive of video nasties!!! Contact Information Email : crazydavetape@yahoo.com Phone : NO Address : PERHAPS COBRA OH 44121 USA We are the Crazy Dave Tape Crew, born and raised here in Chuck Norris, Ohio. In 1987, we formed Operation Cobra, a small organization that rescues and councils stray Cobras. For that we have been given the "Serious Achievement" award from the American Ninja Fan Club. In 1992, we took up reading windsurfing magazines and acquired lots of back issues. In 1997, after a serious job at Blockbuster, we quit and decided that it would be better to start taking illegal substances back at our parent's house. Just when things were looking up, a delivery truck crashed into Burger King, and we couldn't get our double decker cheeseburgers anymore! After watching Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol over 150 times, we knew it was time to stop getting prostitutes. As a result, we decided to make the Crazy Dave Tape. Then we listened to Deicide and made the Crazy Dave Tape Part II. In 2001 we briefly moved to JOHN RAMBO, Ohio....but it didn't work out because nobody carried Score Magazine there. So we moved back to CHUCK NORRIS, Ohio and are now working on the Crazy Dave Tape Part III. On a side note, we fully support the right to destroy your neighbor's personal belongings when you're mad, frustrated, sad or bored. You always regret breaking your own stuff...and the neighbor's stuff is right there, all out in the open. Plus, if you break in to your neighbor's house--they usually have good chips to eat, and that helps the voices go away. http://www.myspace.com/crazydavetape CREDITS: Amazing Video Weirdness Full uncut tape available at http://www.crazydavetape.c om crazydavetape@yahoo.com CDT CREW 40. MAN SCREAMS, 'YOU SHUT UP'! FIN! DID I MISS ANY?
Amazing Video Weirdness - 40 Clips 10 Minutes - You'll Thank Me!
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