Sunday, October 10, 2010 at 7:55am 05:55:18 -0700
Top-10 Status On being hyper-vigilant for 60 hours: an apologia of shorts (or not?)
If i flirted with you unmercifully
i haven’t laid it down so enjoyably [in an OFF-Facebook way] since one oxidized FB user had to take a pregnancy test the next morning
if i didn't (in a couple of your cases)
i haven’t laid it down so sincerely or enjoyably [in an OFF-Facebook way] since one nameless, oxidized FB user had to take a pregnancy test the next morning.
if i posted 'something' to your wall
(i haven’t been that mendacious since a certain Rory McGee disbelieved my prowess of ‘privacy settings’ know-how.
if i shape-shifted (thanks lenny smith) anything inappropriate your way as Jim Morrison
(i haven’t felt that close to my spirit guide since the new orleans tourism committee put me in charge of shuttling around the organizers of the Shaman Convention).
if i offended the author of the lyrics to La Vie en Rose by dreaming up better lyrics to his song last night ...and the top reason why i'm apologizing for 60 hours of hyper-vigilantiism, IS: ME AND KEITH RICHARDS WANT TO KNOW... WHAT'S FACEBOOK?
Asia Argento Strips for this Dog!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001667584014
Cyno Phagie
video/?id=100001667584014
video_length 2:26
THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT MY PREVIOUS PROFILES BECOMING DELETED (FOR YOU, THAT IS)
IS THAT THE DOG JOKES WERE FUNNIER, AND JOHN STICH AND TAQUILA
were apparently able to afford a good hotel back then.
Jay, congratulations, they make you look like that Facebook user without the hands or keyboard guy!!
The maximum status wit is 420 characters, but you are 1077. you must delete 600 wits.
- *Your status update is too witty.
**This is your Publisher, not WILL ROGERS' Top-10 Status On being hyper-vigilant for 60 hours: an apologia of shorts (or not?) Sunday, October 10, 2010