Drinky Crow’s idiotic, sex-obsessed friend excels at helping him in the most misguided ways possible. He often replaces Drinky Crow’s ill-advised plan with an equally ill-advised plan, usually involving naked women.
A suicidally depressed, alcoholic crow, often occupied with poorly thought out plans to make his life worth living. Most of these plans result in the dismemberment of both him and his friend, Uncle Gabby
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- Appearance:
- Episode
1:Beer Goggles
- 1st
Appearance:
- Written
By:
- Tony Millionaire
Eric Kaplanand
- Portrayed By:
- David Herman
- Gender:
- Male
- Location:
- Unknown
- Written
By:- Tony
- Millionaire
andEric Kaplan
- Dino Stamatopoulos
- Gender:
- Male
1 Beer Goggles In order to date his loathsome girlfriend without gagging, Drinky Crow tears out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles. 2 Whale Show When Drinky Crow's girlfriend dies horribly, he decides to convert his grief into money at a marine theme park that specializes in sex, violence, and meta-humor. 3 God of Monkeys Uncle Gabby gives Drinky Crow a hernia, and feels guilt for the first time in his life, so he orders an immense Monkey God from the internet. 4 Organs Drinky Crow infuriates his brain by quitting drinking, Gabby dates a sexy French spy trapped in a cage, and a young syphlis with a lot to prove fights his bladder. 5 Old Girlfriend Drinky Crow's old girlfriend comes back into his life but is only interested in sex and slavery. 6 Tunnel Girls Uncle Gabby dates a girl who is looking for a cheap thrill before her wedding night, while a harem of girls who can turn into a race car try to seduce Drinky Crow. 7 Elephant Man Drinky Crow befriends a hideous freak with Proteus syndrome on a suicide hotline, and Uncle Gabby resolves to steal him away for himself. 8 Bar The sleazy Maakies bar becomes gentrified and Drinky Crow is inspired to commit many horrible and gruesome murders. Copious violence and slutty college girls abound! 9 Aspire Drinky Crow must solve two mysteries – where are the ship's rats coming from and where is the French spy DeBoursay hiding her atomic reactor. The two solutions are as surprising as they are disgusting. 10 Peace When Peace breaks out Drinky Crow discovers his girlfriend is expecting eggs, and joins a torture and revenge racket to make ends meet.
