He appears for just a few secs AT 1:00, but it's cool to see him before he turned into the [FREAK OF THE WORLD FOR ALL TIME AND THERE WILL NEVER BE A FREAK MORE FREAKIER, SAYS ME, AN HUMBLE COMMENTATOR WHO BEING CONSUMED BY HIS STATURE AS HOST TO THE UNDERWORLD AT THE AGE OF 17 READ ALL BOOKS AND SPENT COUNTLESS DOLLARS ON CLIPS FROM HOMEMADE VIDEOS, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, KIDDIES, BEFORE THE FUCKING INTERNET YOU HAD TO LOOK IN THE BACK OF TROUSER PRESS AND NEW YORK ROCKER AND EVEN ROLLING STONE AND THEREAT BE THESE GUYS, USUALLY FROM CALIFORNIA WITH SHIT THEY'D PULLED TOGETHER AND DUBBED ONTO A VIDEO CASSETTE, I KNOW, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE, AND THEY'D LIST ALL THE SHIT THEY HAD AND THEY'D GIVE YOU A PRICE FOR SO AND SO MANY, ETC. AND YOU'D SEND IN YOUR ORDER AND PRAY THE MOTHERFUCKER WAS REALLY GONNA DO IT CAUSE THERE WAS NO FUCKING EBAY AND YOU REALLY COULDN'T POST...WELL, YOU COULDN'T POST NUTHOUSE, BUT YOU REALLY COULDN'T RUIN THE MAN'S REPUTATION ON HIS LITTLE ACCOUNT THING CZ THERE WAS NO ACCOUNT. BUT I DID GET SOME OF MINER'S AND THE ONE'S I GOT THAT I REMEMBER THE MOST WERE: IGGY ON DINAH WITH DAVID, A SHITTON OF DOORS, CRAMPS, BOOMTOWN RATS [FUCK YOU] AND MORE WARBLY SHIT THAN YOU COULD SHAKE A STICK AT, BUT IN A WAY IT WAS OH SO MUNCHING FUCK COOLEY THAN YOUTUBE CUSS YOU HAD THE WAIT MAN, THE FUCKING WAIT, AND THE NOBODY ELSE THAT YOU COULD SEE CHICKEN IT OUT AND THE MISERY OF WAITING TO SEE IF YOU WERE GONNA GET RIPPED OFF AND THEN YOU'D GET IT AND YOU COULD FUCKING IMPRESS YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER FOR JUST UNDER $70, YEAH, THAT PART REALLY DID SUCK, BUT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT IT'S KIND OF A GOOD DEAL, CUSS REALLY SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE THE COOLEST HIPPEST GUY IN THE WORLD TO HAVE SOME OLD TAPE THAT NOBODY ELSEY EVEN SEEN AND WHERE IN THE FUCK DID YOU GET IT? AND AFTER THE WINE AND WITH THE PUNK ROCK OR DOORS PLAYIN' IN THE BACKGROUND AND THE ONLY THING ON MTV WAS THE BUGGLES AND POLICE YOU WERE ASSURED OF AN 80s LIKE SUPER DUPER FUCKING BECAUSE THE OTHER THING IS THAT YOUR BRAIN WAS NOT EXPLODING WITH EVERY PORNO EVER MADE JUST THE ONES WHICH YOU HAD TO SNEAK INTO AMONGST THE PERVS JERKING OFF OR SLEEPING AT THE LOCAL PORNO HOUSE SO ORDER ME UP A TIME MACHINE CZ AFTER WRITING THIS I REALIZE THAT THERE IS NOTHING LEFT THAT'S SORT OF TABOO OR VERBOTEN OR IF THERE IS I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT] myth he became.