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May 29, 2009

Unfastened Coins: Titanic Conspiracy

From http://maddox.xmission.com I created this video to uncover the truth about the cover up of the sinking of the Titanic. How could a ship that's made out of metal be sunk by an iceberg? If icebergs are so tough, why don't people use them to build ships instead of metal?

Mademoiselle O: World's worst video

Mademoiselle O
Video sent by fassbinderetsvetlana

HARD ROCK ZOMBIES [HITLER UNMASKS HIMSELF]

TERRIBLE TERRIBLE MOVIE

May 28, 2009

OKUTOPASU ALIEN 「エイリアン・オクトパス」 'Face--the Octopus' Captured by Fisherman 「Indonesia」 for Jane Aldridge 「Sea of Shoes」 via Zaeena (?)

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This octopus is alien to what is expected, so I got caught accidentally in fishermen of Indonesia, the countries of faith there is another racket that. And turn it so it's never gone out to the appraiser to indicate the evidence is not fake, it does not work. I should have prayed and worshiped and TATEMATSUっuntil the dry mummy.どうみても宇宙人ですなこのタコは、インドネシアの漁師がうっかり捕まえちゃったのだそうで、信仰心の厚いあちらの国ではそりゃもう大騒ぎ。作り物でない 証拠を示すために鑑定にまで出しちゃったのだそうなので決して食ったりはしないだろう。干からびてミイラになるまで祈ったり崇めたてまつったりしているは ずなんだ。




ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BIDDING! “Dr Nick” Nichopoulos Expected in Hell--JUNE! TO AUCTION ELVIS' DOUCHE FIRST! [Plushy Memphis Teen Bid Forum-Chat]




Dr. George Nichopoulos: The DRx. Who Killed Elvis
Uploaded by mrjyn

The grisly selection of memorabilia and medical paraphernalia includes personal effects that belonged to Presley physician, George "Dr Nick" Nichopoulos, such as a "douche" which the so-called King used to treat his sinuses and irrigate his throat before each concert; OD handbook; internal DEA messages he made during the 70s; Turin Jesus Cloth; Elvis' Scrotal hat; a selection of Custom Chicana hosiery. "Those were my wife's," said Nichopoulos.

Dr. Nichopoulos said, "The Collection is about as meaningful to me as the furniture in Elvis' Junky Room."

"I needed to clean out the garage this summer anyway. I tried to sell his Grave Slab, but Kissy, my daughter, and MRSx. Nich said it wasn't tasteful. So I'm selling Presley's douches instead. He doesn't need 'em where he is, believe me! I've also got some of his baby-finger rings and a hat with 'Horn Boy' written on it, I found in their."

The items Nichopoulos mentions were at the center of an investigation that saw Dr. Nick charged and acquitted of over-prescribing controlled substances to the singer in the months before his death. They formed part of a traveling collection at local casinos, but Nichopoulos, no longer able to continue touring because of a Satanic promise made in Tunica, MS, is selling off the items through Julien's Auction House, 666 Madison Ave, in Manhattan, this June.

"Elvis was a very big giver, and he gave a lot of things away," Dr. Nichopoulos said, eating a Limburger sandwich, yesterday.


"[The collection] kind of describes Elvis in a way: some of his interests, like he loved guns and sheriffs' badges and books and religious things and jewelery...it gives you an idea of some of the things he was interested in...like douching," he finished hesitantly.

Though Las Vegas and restraint are not often associated, the sale has been criticized in some quarters for overstepping the boundaries of taste.

Priscilla Presley weighed in: "That a doctor could exhibit a patient's professional directive...confidence has made everything unreliable and vice versatile, as far as integrity...confidence is right up their with respect to a deprived life, but manly loyalty is like comprehensibility: in the dark mines, when they lose a miner."

Her American Indian boyfriend said: "I examined that forestland you sell, called Elvis--very great many things, and far to go, to find store closed. Nichopoulos' Medicine is a trick on African Americans."

"I'm tryin' to get rid of his stuff before I die, and it goes to a real sleazebag like Velvet...well, he's dead...but whoever else is on the Internet these days. Me and Geller have a drawer-full of spoons too." Dr. Nick continued.

"We advertised in the Memphis Flyer and got a bunch of plushy Memphis teens from the same high school Cilla went to, to run the auction naked on an Internet foursome...Forum, and if you bid HIGH you get to chat with them, private--about douches...whatever. We're serving DIcideRx. Did I tell you E had strange, soft hand-tops? They felt like Brie, especially around the pinkies."

"I've also got some Beatle-Pills I used to hand out to the 'Mafia'...They're placebos, but they couldn't tell the difference. When I told 'em they got Fike [Lamar, Memphis Mafia] pussy, Joe Esposito ordered a case."

"I told E, his douche was made by NASA/GM...a combination of Cadillac and NASA Titanium, good for douching. It helped give Presley’s senses something to do if I'd BS him during THUSPAKE Z until the Dilaudid and the rest of the 'Flight' kicked in."

Nichopoulos finished our interview by staring into the television screen at the Elvis videotape he had on:

"Strange...I miss injecting someone after I see a concert on the TV, so I inject my cat with 'Liva Snack' Vitamins. She's startin' to get fat, though; I may need to douche her."

Teen pop star NICK JONAS'
16th birthday present puppy
came with a surprise of its own -
the pooch is suffering from parasites.
Jonas was handed the dog
by his famous family,
to mark the special occasion.
He named him Elvis ...


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Presale items include:
OD identikit.
Dungarees.*
Kitten. Wolf Hat. Gold IV.
SHIT Poems.
Ether.
Pope's triple baptized bath duck
and
Meditation Scale.

TPA

Johnny Thunders: Je suis le cri de naissance

Johnny Thunders: je suis le cri de naissance
Video sent by mrjyn

je suis le cri de naissance!!

est les coups décidés à vous, lèvre synching vous sain dans le barritone plus
élémentaire profond que le chargement de sax ne sont jamais le
tonnerre qui empile vers le haut !

I am the cry of birth!

with the decided blows, lip synching healthy in the deep elementary barritone than the loading of sax are never the thunder which piles up with sax thunderclaps that accumulateed/ignited
for the ascent!

Lambertinage: Brigitte Lahaie [Part 1] I'm not sure what this is except for the weirdest voices in any movie

Lambertinage_part1
Video sent by Mauldonael

Les aventures rocambolesque de Christophe Lambert, et du casting d'un éventuel Highlander reloaded... brigitte lahaie christophe lambert mozinor grand détournement rouflaquett ouesterneuh boublicitude court métrage esi vintage

Serge Gainsbourg + Jaques Dutronc + Jane Birkin: J'aime les Roses Fanées (Gigolo) I just found a rehearsal

Serge gainsbourg dutronc birkin - les roses fanées
Video sent by chloegc

http://sac3rd0ce.canalblog.com

J'aime les roses (gigolo)
J'aime les roses (gigolo)
J'aime les roses fanées (gigolo, gigolo, gigolo)
Les vieilles peaux (gigolo)
Les vieilles peaux (gigolo)
J'aime les vieilles paumées (gigolo, gigolo, gigolo)

Ceux qui boudent
Les vieux boudes
N'y connaissent rien
Aux danses de l'enfer
Je préfère
Le fox-trot des années vingt

{au Refrain}

J'aime les vioques
Qui débloquent
J'aime les vieilles guenons
Ces vieilles chouettes
Ca sent chouette
L'after-shave lotion

{au Refrain}

Elles se piquent
Ces vieilles biques
D'avoir de beaux restes
Vieux fossiles
Leurs faux-cils
Cachent des pensées un peu lestes

Serge Gainsbourg & Catherine Deneuve: "Dieu est un fumeur de Havana" from the film "Je Vous Aime" (TV FR.)



Old soak and French national treasure Serge Gainsbourg practically kept Gitanes in business, single-handedly. Even making love to his countless conquests, one can somehow imagine that the old ROUE kept one burning in a nearby saucer.

"God is a Cuban cigar-smoker," he growls here. "And you are a Gitane-smoker," confirms Catherine Deneuve, in a duet from the 1980 movie, "Je VouS Aime".

Unclaimed Baggage


Over the years, the Unclaimed Baggage Center has been the feature of many stories. Take a look at some of the editorials below.





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FOX NEWS




The Today Show


QUOTES

“It’s like a treasure hunt. You never know what you’ll find.”

"The public can't get enough of it. What began as a few pieces of luggage sold from card tables 24 years ago is now a sprawling glass and granite complex that takes up more than a city block."
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"A posse of style vixens, of fashion beasts on a weekender, a road trip a' la Thelma & Louise, could have a high old time at Unclaimed Baggage Center."

“One of the biggest tourist attractions in the state.”

"Unclaimed Baggage Center selected as one of the great places to visit along a route by Rand McNally Best of the Road".

"Unclaimed Baggage Center gets nearly one million visitors annually, making it one of Alabama's top attractions."

"Since it opened in 1970 Unclaimed Baggage Center has been a mecca for bargain hunters willing to venture off the beaten path."

"Amazing things, indeed. Even a few miraculous ones."
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"A sapphire and diamond bracelet. Hermes scarves, Gianni Versace dresses, Burberry raincoats for men. A yellow silk Christian Dior jacket. They're all here, along with expensive sporting equipment, fancy luggage and high-priced cameras. So where exactly are we? ..... the Unclaimed Baggage Center in the sweet, country town of Scottsboro, Ala."

“The Unclaimed Baggage center of the universe.”


IN THE NEWS

"...about one million items a year make it to Scottsboro, ranging from the mundane -- clothing, luggage and cameras -- to the bizarre."



Media Assistance: If you are in the media and want further information, would like to arrange a tour of Unclaimed Baggage Center or schedule an interview, please contact our media spokesperson, please call us at 256-259-1525. All filming or photography in the store must be scheduled in advance.

We'll be waiting for you with a fresh cup of Starbucks! Come on. It's beautiful in Scottsboro, Alabama. You could take a little extra time to explore the peaceful foothills of the Appalachian Mountains and the placid Lake Guntersville.