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May 28, 2009

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BIDDING! “Dr Nick” Nichopoulos Expected in Hell--JUNE! TO AUCTION ELVIS' DOUCHE FIRST! [Plushy Memphis Teen Bid Forum-Chat]




Dr. George Nichopoulos: The DRx. Who Killed Elvis
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The grisly selection of memorabilia and medical paraphernalia includes personal effects that belonged to Presley physician, George "Dr Nick" Nichopoulos, such as a "douche" which the so-called King used to treat his sinuses and irrigate his throat before each concert; OD handbook; internal DEA messages he made during the 70s; Turin Jesus Cloth; Elvis' Scrotal hat; a selection of Custom Chicana hosiery. "Those were my wife's," said Nichopoulos.

Dr. Nichopoulos said, "The Collection is about as meaningful to me as the furniture in Elvis' Junky Room."

"I needed to clean out the garage this summer anyway. I tried to sell his Grave Slab, but Kissy, my daughter, and MRSx. Nich said it wasn't tasteful. So I'm selling Presley's douches instead. He doesn't need 'em where he is, believe me! I've also got some of his baby-finger rings and a hat with 'Horn Boy' written on it, I found in their."

The items Nichopoulos mentions were at the center of an investigation that saw Dr. Nick charged and acquitted of over-prescribing controlled substances to the singer in the months before his death. They formed part of a traveling collection at local casinos, but Nichopoulos, no longer able to continue touring because of a Satanic promise made in Tunica, MS, is selling off the items through Julien's Auction House, 666 Madison Ave, in Manhattan, this June.

"Elvis was a very big giver, and he gave a lot of things away," Dr. Nichopoulos said, eating a Limburger sandwich, yesterday.


"[The collection] kind of describes Elvis in a way: some of his interests, like he loved guns and sheriffs' badges and books and religious things and jewelery...it gives you an idea of some of the things he was interested in...like douching," he finished hesitantly.

Though Las Vegas and restraint are not often associated, the sale has been criticized in some quarters for overstepping the boundaries of taste.

Priscilla Presley weighed in: "That a doctor could exhibit a patient's professional directive...confidence has made everything unreliable and vice versatile, as far as integrity...confidence is right up their with respect to a deprived life, but manly loyalty is like comprehensibility: in the dark mines, when they lose a miner."

Her American Indian boyfriend said: "I examined that forestland you sell, called Elvis--very great many things, and far to go, to find store closed. Nichopoulos' Medicine is a trick on African Americans."

"I'm tryin' to get rid of his stuff before I die, and it goes to a real sleazebag like Velvet...well, he's dead...but whoever else is on the Internet these days. Me and Geller have a drawer-full of spoons too." Dr. Nick continued.

"We advertised in the Memphis Flyer and got a bunch of plushy Memphis teens from the same high school Cilla went to, to run the auction naked on an Internet foursome...Forum, and if you bid HIGH you get to chat with them, private--about douches...whatever. We're serving DIcideRx. Did I tell you E had strange, soft hand-tops? They felt like Brie, especially around the pinkies."

"I've also got some Beatle-Pills I used to hand out to the 'Mafia'...They're placebos, but they couldn't tell the difference. When I told 'em they got Fike [Lamar, Memphis Mafia] pussy, Joe Esposito ordered a case."

"I told E, his douche was made by NASA/GM...a combination of Cadillac and NASA Titanium, good for douching. It helped give Presley’s senses something to do if I'd BS him during THUSPAKE Z until the Dilaudid and the rest of the 'Flight' kicked in."

Nichopoulos finished our interview by staring into the television screen at the Elvis videotape he had on:

"Strange...I miss injecting someone after I see a concert on the TV, so I inject my cat with 'Liva Snack' Vitamins. She's startin' to get fat, though; I may need to douche her."

Teen pop star NICK JONAS'
16th birthday present puppy
came with a surprise of its own -
the pooch is suffering from parasites.
Jonas was handed the dog
by his famous family,
to mark the special occasion.
He named him Elvis ...


*Presale items include:
OD identikit.
Dungarees.*
Kitten. Wolf Hat. Gold IV.
SHIT Poems.
Ether.
Pope's triple baptized bath duck
and
Meditation Scale.
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