There are works that inspire: CITIZEN KANE, THE LABYRINTH OF PAN, Freaks and ... THE CLANDESTINE. You can believe me or not but that's what film is given back to me envy furious Renoir pages. Looking at him I said, "but things to say yes !!!!! but who say?" Existential question is not it?
Before I share my thoughts metaphysical, let me tell you the genesis of viewing this work that would change my life. If so. I insist. In the beginning my progenitor - I named the mother Dumeur - within DVD supermarket. My giver of life has another gift, most misunderstood human lambda: identify nanars. My mother has a saunar to nanars you put it among a stack of DVDs of all kinds and all colors, and bang! Live it will bring happiness to your Sunday afternoon of torpor post barbecue. She says she is blind, I say my ass, at least the sixth sense Nana it exists. And my mother she has she has Tutu Tutu. THE CLANDESTINE So what's the cause of my young friends? Take a few players crying famine, a few bombs and some other not yet known, mix all the way n'importenawak brushing 80s, bind the sauce with elements fantastico-pourraves and get this: A sort of The Love Boat, but with the hair inside. The redhead all hairy above is the title of the film is actually THE CLANDESTINE him. Already there's a scam in the title pisske the famous redhead he will be brought on board by the blonde who is lovingly on the photo, so it is not illegal because he is a guest aboard. I say it already stinks of ass this story. But, but, but and there may be that the title makes sense in the cat there is this:
Yes it whole. And that thing regularly here it comes from the mouth of the cat - who has suffered some experiments Catholics not in a lab, I forgot to mention - ah yes the mouth, a true oral delivery. And I love the creature as you say it is not easy, and it tends to tuck everything that moves. Besides, repatriated as illegal on board the boat which boarded The Love Boat (even when I connect the title to the story because there I feel myself going anywhere nawak, just like the movie for that matter), the alien contraption will blame everyone and also pancakes stashed in the fridge:
Here is The Love Boat So ...
And there - but we see no good because I just initiates me into the screenshots on VLC - it's lightning attack of the alien redhead who blames the ankle George Kennedy, who still wonder what he doing there on the shelf. And the cast Ultra Shine (oué sorry but there's still too Clu Gulager in with false teeth, and Alex CORD has already turned into an episode of The Love Boat ...) to be assailed on all sides the cat if meugnon apparently:
Here is Rob Estes who it seems has been recruited in MELROSE PLACE continued to look twisted bulging brow,
And there is ... Ben I know who he is, but in any case it plays beautifully the chick who is varnished fingernails so lazy, while the bridge is the Apocalypse. Here in this photo taken by me admirably, she plays the blonde hungry just visit the refrigerator of the boat and fell on a windfall from crumbs contaminated by the saliva of cats, crumbs quick sniff it because it know that the cat has licked before.
You do not understand what I mean? Moi non plus they're not alone, that I had to bite my nose while watching journalism and I am no transition.
To summarize, THE CLANDESTINE is the story of big branques who board a luxury boat is unclear why a cat that has suffered terrible genetic tinkering, so much so that it does not merely of Sheba to say I love you. And genetic tinkering is not good, it changes the same race and color of hair at the end:
Cast Ultra Shine I said in the film is still the cats that play the best.
Before concluding, I bitterly regretted not know how to capture video clips with sound in it, because it THE CLANDESTINE also happiness to your ears. Well I wanted to share it with you like. Inside the sound engineer so motivated to have his name in this generic example, let's drag all pudgy fingers on the button "the cat meows" or "the cat is not happy, even when the cat on screen it does not show anything special. It meows at any step in this mess. The worst is when the man it sound a kissing scene: there's so much noise sucking wet saliva in said scene that looks like a porn 12 or more (well I say that but I 've never seen porn, I was told), even that I almost throw my four hours, I am not sensitive but the blow of micro stuck in the throat of the protagonists as they exchange fluids, it I can not.
So if like Dumeurs this weekend you want to spend an unforgettable moment, Ruez you on DVD, available from all good pet.
Or throw your mother in a ray DVD. Because the cat is as big wankers who smoke of firecrackers and playing table football all day.