EXPLICIT DIRECTIONS FOR FINDING MICHAEL JACKSON'S SOLID GOLD CASKET AND CRYPT IN THE GREAT MAUSOLEUM OF FOREST LAWN GLENDALE CEMETERY
This took about an hour to find, but, boy, did i find some stuff for another day...
so...
YOU'RE GONNA WANNA ENTER THROUGH THE MAIN ENTRANCE OF THE Forest Lawn Glendale GREAT MAUS...whatevs...YOU'RE GONNA PASS THE DOLLY SISTERS ON YOUR RIGHT, SAY HELLO, BUT KEEP GOING 'TILL YOU'RE IN THE MAIN HALL ( ALL ALL ALL ). HANG A LOUIE AND HEAD TOWARD THE LAST SUPPER WINDOWS (YOU CAN'T MISS 'EM, JESUS, ET. AL.). YOU'RE GONNA PASS THE PIETA TO YOUR LEFT AND TO YOUR RIGHT WILL BE THE GRAVE OF HUBERT EATON, founder of Forest Lawn, SO TAKE OUT YOUR GUM, AND NO YELLING. HURRY STRAIGHT AT THE WINDOW (REMEMBER, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE), AND CROSS OVER THROUGH THE REFLECTION PEWS (MADE THAT ONE UP, BUT THERE ARE SOME MARKINGS ON THE LEGEND THAT MUST BE PEW-LIKE FOR REFLECTION, I'D IMAGINE), AND BEELINE IT THROUGH THAT VESTIBULE PASSAGEWAY THINGY, INTO (AND I'VE BEEN WAITING TO SAY THIS ALL EVENING) THE COLUMBARIUM OF SANCTUARIES, HANG A RIGHT AT REFUGE, AND JOG TO THE LAST HALL, GRATITUDE. TAKE A LEFT AT GRATITUDE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SEE TO YOUR RIGHT (YOU'RE LOOKING FOR CLARK GABLE). IF YOU CAN'T, JUST GO ALL THE WAY TO THE 'DEAD' END AND TRY TO FIND OUT WHO PHILLIP WRIGLEY IS. (OF COURSE, PUT YOUR GUM BACK IN...) THEN GO BACK THE WAY YOU CAME IN, TAKING A LEFT INSIDE THE MAIN HALL. NOW PASS DAY AND OLD MAN EATON (THIS TIME YOU'RE ON HIS SIDE OF THE PLAYGROUND SO PRETEND LIKE YOU HAVE BUSINESS IN THERE - HE NEVER SLEEPS) AND PASS DAWN (NOT TONY ORLANDE'S DAWN). RIGHT AFTER DAWN HANG LEFT AND ENTER THE COLUMBARIUM OF PRAYER ( IF YOU PASS IN MEMORIA, YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR--TURN AROUND). TAKE A SHARP LEFT INTO THE C OF P, AND YOUR FIRST RIGHT, AND YOU SHOULD BE RIGHT ON TOP OF
CLARK GABLE AND CAROLE LOMBARD, WHICH IS WHERE OUR MAN MJ IS SUPPOSED TO BE.--RESEARCH AND DIRECTIONS BY NICHOPOULOUZO
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2kwcThmYQA from http://www.youtube.com/picklepuss .
"Join John Denver, Hubert Eaton and all the wonderful people that make Forest Lawn just about the nicest place on Earth. It was the top tourist attraction in Southern California until Disneyland opened its doors in 1956."--picklepuss
i did so much research on forest lawn tonight that when i heard this song (which i'd never heard before), i fell in love. you may think john denver is uncool, but think about this: james burton played guitar for him after elvis died and before he joined jerry lee lewis on the road, and if you don't know who that is, take my word for it, it's cool.
"MICHAEL JACKSON" "Forest Lawn" "HUBERT EATON" Song "John Denver" "CLARK GABLE" "THE GREAT MAUSOLEUM" DOLLY SISTERS "THE LAST SUPPER WINDOWS" PIETA "COLUMBARIUM OF SANCTUARIES" GRATITUDE "DEAD END" "PHILLIP WRIGLEY" GUM DAWN "COLUMBARIUM OF PRAYER" "IN MEMORIA" "CAROLE LOMBARD"