ESSAY - 'WHY I LIKE LAST.FM' - RIGHT NOW 'Planet Patrol' 'Play at Your Own Risk' IS ON MY GROUP RADIO ... IT BUCKINGHAM' ROCKS...
IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO THINK... YOU: 'WHAT COULD A LAST.FM MEMBER POSSIBLY HAVE THAT I WOULD FIND COOL? I'M SO COOL. I LISTEN TO WFMU AND SOMETIMES THEY'RE NOT EVEN AS COOL AS I AM... LIKE THAT ONE TIME A DJ PLAYED A SONG I'D HEARD BEFORE. NO WAY COULD A MEMBER OF THE GENERAL PUBLIC HAVE ANYTHING I'D BE INTERESTED IN, OR HADN'T ALREADY HEARD, AND CHECKED OFF OF MY 'TO-DONE WITH' LIST.'
ME: I'M TELLIN' YOU, 'CAVEMAN IN A HIPSTER SPACESHIP,' YESTERDAY A GUY WITH A RUDIMENTARTY PENI /NICK BLINKO STATION SENT ME A FRIEND REQUEST...' YOU: 'OH, NICK BLINKO...SO PEDESTRIAN...' ME: 'FUCK YOU!' 'FUCK YOU!'. ... and right now The Harvey Averne Dozen JUST CAME ON. I HAD NO IDEA WHO EITHER OF THOSE TWO ARTISTS WERE AND TOMORROW WON'T CARE, BUT RIGHT NOW, THE IDEA OF A RANDOM STATION CONTROLLED BY WHAT I'VE PLAYED IN THE PAST, IS GREAT.
Dear Last FM-PEOPLE:
I haven't been around lately but there was Imeem and Ilike, and I really can't stay faithful, I guess; but I was brought back to the Last.Fm fold when I thought a French Girl had written me a sexy letter (she turned out to be a really cool French Guy mandrak2000 who put all of my albums in his virtual library, so maybe I'll just have un l'homme-crush instead); then I flirted with a Polish girl, but when she found out I was American, it was over before it started... whatevs...her loss. It got me to update and upload new stuff onto OS.
THE SEMI-ANNULLING WORLD OF NICHOPOULOUZO/YouTube/Last.Fm (utilizing multimedia and Elvis reading an original poem, where you'll hear him say 'Crushed his fuckin' skull' and laugh.) EXCITED? There are also lots of "tributes" to the INVENTOR OF OBJECTUM-SEXUALIS! - MISS BERLIN WALL, and her OLD MAN (WALL...WHATEVS).
JUST UPLOADED A GROOVY 'CAT IN THE HAT 50TH B-DAY' JAM THAT IS IRRESPONSIBLY 'SUSSEX-Q AND NICE 'ULYSSES' SNIPPET. JIM DICKINSON WFMU RADIO SENSUALIST WHICH JUST CAME OUT TODAY, and a SUPERCOOLED WILLY DEVILLE TRIBUTE FROM the French Cool Giants at 'LA LIBERATION.' AND CHECK OUT THE OTHERS, AND JOIN THE DAMN 'OS' GROUP. SORRY IT HAS 'FUCK' IN THE TITLE, BUT UNLESS YOU AND YOUR BOSS AND KIDS HANG OUT TOGETHER, WHICH WOULD JUST BE WEIRD, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE.
(*THAT'S RIGHT 'NICHOPOULOOZA' IS NO MORE......AFTER I GOT A MILLION VIEWS ON A CERTAIN VIRAL MICHAEL JACKSON 'GHOST' VIDEO IN A WEEK, I BECAME A LITTLE TOO HIGH-PROFILE AND THE OTHER VIDEOS WHICH HAD SLID UNDER THE YOUTUBE RADAR SURFACED TO THE MAN, WHO UNCEREMONIOUSLY RIPPED DOWN 'NICHOPOULOOZA, MRJYN, MRJYNGM AND CRAUNCHY' CHANNELS IN ONE FELT SWOOPING...SO I GOT TO USE MY EVEN WITTIER NEW APPELATION: 'NICHOPOULOUZO' WHICH COMBINES DR. GEORGE C. NICHOPOULOS (WHO IS GREEK) WITH A GREEK BEVERAGE OUZO
OBJECTUM-SEXUALIS: SONGS ABOUT FUCKING BUILDINGS! DOES NOT CONTAIN ANY FUCKING Radiohead...
speaking of which, a belated but very heartfelt R.I.P. to my most important connections on last.fm and in real life:
Willy DeVille was a friend and Jim Dickinson was an example of how great music could be made, if made from the heart. His album Dixie Fried is my favorite album of all time and probably always will be. And as for my French Quarter friend, Willy DeVille-Mink DeVille: take my word for it, thereunto never be another singer with a voice like his.
How you doing? left, center SEE YA AROUND THE STATION!