Which is the most appropriate response depending on which language you speak, to the question: "Excuse me, but could you give me directions to the nearest Starbucks, or should I go 'fuck myself'?" There are at least three correct responses. Good Luck!
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Ek gee nie 'n moer om nie  |    0 (0%)   | 
Jeg kneppede din mor igår  |    1 (25%)   | 
Je bent de reden dat mensen zelfmoord plegen.  |    0 (0%)   | 
Ich werde dich ausstopfen und auf ebay versteigern  |    0 (0%)   | 
Va t'empaler encule  |    2 (50%)   | 
Ne ssi v kompot, tam povor nogi moet  |    1 (25%)   | 
Jama Shinaide  |    0 (0%)   | 
Gaesaekki dul jokka ra kuh hae  |    2 (50%)   | 
Forpulte søppelnerd  |    1 (25%)   | 
Zozo ou gro tankou yon tik tak  |    0 (0%)   | 
Cau Dy wyneb a Ffwcio dy ewyrth!  |    1 (25%)   |