Eddie Van Halen Hails New Guitar "Hieronymus Basher": Son Destroys Original [video/photos via Facebook Friends]

I Just Saw This on CNN.com:
Eddie Van Halen's new guitar

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Source: wow.inn.com

Man, I Just Saw Eddie Van Halen's new guitar,

which Eddie Van Hailed "Hieronymus Basher," after his son,

the destroyer, bashed the famous EVH against the wall.

Eddie Van Halen designed one that he can't destroy, and was gonna name it:

"SS Son Undersigned Unto Cryogenic Guilt Afterbirth Quenchless Humbly Chugging

Thrift Malediction Bertinelli Spectacular11"

But Peavey didn't think it rocked hard enough.