SEO

November 19, 2008

[::]SCOOP! 10 Million is a WHOLE LOTTA GREAT BALLS OF 'LIFE MAGAZINE' ARCHIVE Photos GOIN' ON GOOGLE TODAY! NOT ALL OF JERRY LEE LEWIS! BUT THESE ARE!

http://tbn0.google.com/hosted/images/c?q=b87e7b85f2853208_landing
SCOOP
I SAW THIS POSTED FROM THE OFFICIAL GOOGLE BLOG. OF COURSE, I SEARCHED 'THE KILLER,' AND BELOW YOU'LL SEE THAT THERE ARE A WHOLE LOT OF UNPUBLISHED PICTURES GOIN' ON THE LIFE MAGAZINE ARCHIVE--NOW AVAILABLE AND SEARCHABLE.

MOST OF THE JERRY LEE LEWIS RESULTS DELIVERED WERE THE WONDERFULLY INSANE PIX FROM HIS LUGOSI-LIKE, METHADONE COMPLEXIONED HAUNTING OF THE FIRST ROCK HALL INDUCTION CEREMONY.
IN THESE HE IS DONNING A PURPLE PROM TUXEDO AND IS ACCOMPANIED BY HIS LOVELY (AHEM) WIFE, KERRIE.
THERE'S A RARE BODILESS PHOTO OF JERRY LEE'S LONGTIME MANAGER, J.W. WHITTEN, WHO I WAS ALWAYS HAPPY TO SEE IN THE EARLY DAYS OF MY HONKYTONK FEVER. (I MANAGED TO RACK UP A CENTURY MARK OF CONCERTS ATTENDED BEFORE THE TURN OF THE CENTURY AND BEFORE THE KILLER LOST MOST OF HIS HELLRAISING HABIT, ONLY DUE TO POOR HEALTH, OF COURSE.)
THIS SCOOP DOES NOT POP MY CHERRY,THOUGH.
IN THE GREAT TRADITION OF OTHER LEWIS FAMILY MEMBERS, I SOLD "THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER" THE FAMOUS MUGSHOT & POLICE REPORT FROM MR. LEWIS'S INFAMOUS PLACIDYLLY ARREST AT THE GATES OF GRACELAND.
THIS ALSO RANKS BELOW PLAYING BUDDY HOLLY IN THE BIOPICOMEDY, "GREAT BALLS OF FIRE," DURING THE FILMING OF WHICH THE GREAT MAN HIMSELF IN FLIP-FLOPS INFORMED ME WHILE SMOKING A SHERLOCK HOLMES PIPE, "KILLER, YOU LOOK MORE LIKE BUDDY HOLLY THAN BUDDY HOLLY EVER DID!"
IT ALSO CAN'T RIVAL REDISCOVERING HIS SISTER, LINDA GAIL AND PRODUCING HER FIRST SOLO ALBUM IN 15 YEARS.

BUT IT'LL DO FOR TODAY.

OH, AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SCOOP SOMETHING JUST GO HERE AND SEARCH, BUT HURRY, IT JUST OPENED A FEW HOURS AGO!

TPA

Lewis, Jerry Lee
Singer Jerry Lee Lewis getting out of car (w. son, Jerry Lee Lewis III, still in backseat)
arriving at party for film "Great Balls of Fire," based on his life story.


LIFE photo archive, hosted by Google
http://tbn0.google.com/hosted/images/c?q=726ccd5a3c3d5455_landing
I DON'T CARE IF IT'S CUISINART, I'M SWEARIN' ON IT!

'WAIT, DID NICK TOSCHES WRITE A BOOK
ABOUT ME OR DEAN MARTIN?'

http://tbn0.google.com/hosted/images/c?q=32c5663eade2e603_landing'WAIT, AM I DEAN MARTIN?'
According to Google, "only a very small percentage of these images have ever been published.
http://tbn0.google.com/hosted/images/c?q=09aa9a6cef9a804b_landing
WHERE DID I PUT THE KEYS TO MY CHAINSAW?
The rest have been sitting in dusty archives in the form of negatives, slides, glass plates, etchings, and prints.
http://tbn0.google.com/hosted/images/c?q=0b964f11cafeda17_landing
"OH, THAT'S RIGHT, I'M DOONESBURY! KILLER"
We're digitizing them so that everyone can easily experience these fascinating moments in time.
http://tbn0.google.com/hosted/images/c?q=f02b4aad5b3f5725_landingHEY, J.W., CAN YOU DO THAT SLINGBLADE IMPRESSION AND SING GREAT BALLS OF FIRE?
Today about 20 percent of the collection is online; during the next few months, we will be adding the entire LIFE archive — about 10 million photos."
According to Google Blogoscoped, "as many photos are quite old, this also means many should have passed into the public domain zone,
http://tbn0.google.com/hosted/images/c?q=2fb4ee45d089a26e_landing
I'LL DO A PIANA-MEDLEY, FATS, BUT HAVE YOU EVER HEARD JAMES PLAY THE ORGAN?
meaning you may be allowed to copy, edit, and republish that portion of the photos any way you like, including for commercial uses.
http://tbn0.google.com/hosted/images/c?q=8ea0b81fe2974213_landing
LIFE FUCKED UP, BUT I PUT IT IN ANYWAY
Wikipedia says that “the copyright in a published work expires in all countries ... when ...The work was created and first published before January 1, 1923, or at least 95 years before January 1 of the current year, whichever is later.”
http://tbn0.google.com/hosted/images/c?q=f75fd338c9d8d5a9_landing
I WANT YOU TO TELL THE DOCTOR THAT I HAVE A
headache AND AM ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING BUT METHADONE...
A few examples of image searches for medical terms are
linked below
click to see the photos:

- heart attack, for example, Vice President Richard M. Nixon visiting Senator Lyndon B. Johnson at Bethesda Naval Hospital after Johnson's heart attack.

- cough

- bronchitis

- allergy

- diabetes


http://tbn0.google.com/hosted/images/c?q=b4d2045d2815e81f_landing
MY GIRLFRIEND, LINDA GAIL AND BIG BROTHER