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July 8, 2011

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    July 7, 2011

    Shauna Grant...

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    ShaunaGrant is...a little perfect

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    stay tuned for 'our gang is spanky'

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    July 6, 2011

    CSS BIZARRE BACKWARDS 100% ACCURATE Inherited Value CHECK (INVENTED by ME)

    • I INVENTED THIS BIZARRELY EFFECTIVE BACKWARDS CSS CHECKING SYSTEM FOR INHERITANCE, TREES AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN

    • THAT I'M PRETTY SURE NO ONE WOULD OR COULD HAVE THOUGHT UP, UNLESS THEY HAD BEEN FORCED TO THROUGH NOCSSterous's NON-SUPPORT of basic per-post CSS, and my reaction to it, by, first, RegExing my own valid CSS Code--backwards to Inline CSS embedded in each Documents HTML, to finally finding an app -- the only one which currently does the same thing -- for presumably 99.9% email Spammers and .1% me, but having done it for a few weeks, it finally occurred to me that it was inserting every rule and inherited rule into these extremely large 'inline rulesets' and that it was doing so, so effectively and completely (better than Eric Meyer's Oracle...HELL, better than Eric Meyer, that I was now able to tell exactly how every element responded to every rule from its root to its last-child and beyond. 

    • CSS BIZARRE BACKWARDS 100% ACCURATE Inherited Value CHECK (INVENTED by ME) 

    • Pretty exciting if you're addicted to CSS but frustrated by the byzantine and largely unknowable (without a program) breakdown of USED, Implicit, Inherited and blah dee blah values which only 5 people could even boast on a good day to know...

    • i'll post a better explanation later with a link to premailer and jesse's bookmarklet, etc., if anybody's cssrazy enough or interested enough to see for themselves, or if anybody else actually uses Posterous AND hates it at the same time, as much as I do...!  for now this is just a first draft of trying to catalogue what this current layout does with its current stylesheet.

    • take a look at the readout below and the inline css from source as well as some of the surprising breakdowns to their very smallest decimal pointed pixel...

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       This shows how the computed style of each node differs from the computed style of its parent.

    • The root element, which has no parent, is instead compared against the root of a blank HTML document.

      HTML > BODY > DIV

      height: 1762.63px
      width: 694px
      border-*-color: rgb(255, 0, 0)
      border-*-style: solid
      border-*-width: 3px
      padding-*: 0px

      HTML > BODY

      height: 529.6px
      width: 700px
      -moz-column-rule-color: rgb(29, 41, 51)
      background-attachment: scroll
      background-color: transparent
      background-image: none
      background-position: 0% 0%
      background-repeat: repeat
      border-bottom-left-radius: 0px
      border-bottom-right-radius: 0px
      border-*-color: rgb(29, 41, 51)
      border-*-style: none
      border-*-width: 0px
      border-top-left-radius: 0px
      border-top-right-radius: 0px
      color: rgb(29, 41, 51)
      padding-bottom: 5.6px
      padding-left: 11.2px
      padding-right: 11.2px
      padding-top: 5.6px
      text-align: left

      HTML

      height: 786.8px
      -moz-column-gap: 11.2px
      background-attachment: fixed
      background-color: rgb(168, 108, 12)
      background-image: url("https://github.com/simurai/shadows/raw/044ec13369742e12c5b319fa3ae5d897f9f51ff4/bg.jpg")
      background-position: 50% 0%
      background-repeat: no-repeat
      border-bottom-left-radius: 11.2px
      border-bottom-right-radius: 11.2px
      border-*-style: solid
      border-*-width: 6px
      border-top-left-radius: 11.2px
      border-top-right-radius: 11.2px
      cursor: crosshair
      font-family: impact,georgia
      font-size: 11.2px
      line-height: 15px
      padding-bottom: 11.2px
      padding-left: 16.8px
      padding-right: 16.8px
      padding-top: 11.2px
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    I INVENTED THIS BIZARRELY EFFECTIVE BACKWARDS CSS CHECKING SYSTEM FOR INHERITANCE, TREES AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN THAT I'M PRETTY SURE NO ONE WOULD OR COULD HAVE THOUGHT UP, UNLESS THEY HAD BEEN FORCED TO THROUGH NOCSSterous's NON-SUPPORT of basic per-post CSS, and my reaction to it, by, first, Reg ...»See Ya
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    Jack Bauer is Dead and so are Microformats...thank God! (sorry, Tantek)

    Jack Bauer

    Counter-Terrorist Unit (Los Angeles Division)

    10201 W. Pico Blvd.
    Los Angeles, CA 90064
    United States
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    If I'm out in the field, you may be better off contacting Chloe O'Brian if it's about work, or ask Tony Almeida if you're interested in the CTU five-a-side football team we're trying to get going.

    Update! My new home phone number is 01632 960 123.

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