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August 5, 2009

“Bible” type Genesis of Love Making - Luxury Pleasures - Artistic Sex Toys @mrjyn @nichopoulouzo #design #love #sextoys

The general referral to “sex toys” is always a crass, overrated innuendo towards dark guilty pleasures. Adding a certain degree of maturity and respectability to this industry is the Genesis line of products for Luxury-Pleasures. Inspired by the theory that God created the world in seven days, this collection includes seven deadly sins that will break the shackles of missionary and treat you to untold ecstasies. For each day of the week you can assign your special erotica and play God yourself.

Luxury Pleasures Artistic Sex Toys by Jacobo Munoz

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On the first day God created light.

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Dildo, hot wax candle made with white beeswax and silver base.
Beeswax symbolizes the virgin flesh of Christ and the Virgin Mary.
Candles: white beeswax.
Base: polished solid silver.

The second day God created the sky.

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The choice of colors is very particular: The blue sky representing Virgin Mary. She is often depicted with a blue coat called maphorion. Green is also used to represent the Virgin with the Child Jesus. The red roses are a symbol of virginity. Blind fold inspired by the stole of the priest.
Blue silk and silk embroidered from St Gallen, Switzerland (Haute Couture).

On the third day God created vegetation.

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The ring symbolizes the union between God and Man. It is made in black ebony like most Black Madonnas. These figures are associated with rites of fertility and sexuality. The choker necklace is made specifically with thirty three links like the Rosary of Precious Blood which contains thirty three grains referring to the years of earthly life of Jesus.
Cock Ring: black ebony from Gabon. Hand made.
Necklace: Solid Silver.

On the fourth day God created the stars.

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Horn inspired by the crescent moon, symbol of regeneration. Moses is often depicted with horns symbols of strength and wisdom, which are also symbols for the Devil and destruction.
Hand-made Glass Dildo with 23 carats gold leaf.

On the fifth day God created birds and fishes.

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Inspired by St. Francis who talked to birds and animals, and who wore a scapular (devotional necklace made of small pieces of fabric that some priests wear on their chests and on their back on top of their clothing). The rooster feathers symbolizes the arrival and resurrection of Jesus. In medieval liturgy, priests used a broom made of feathers (flagellum) to sweep the air and symbolize the heavenly powers who supported Jesus during the night of his death. Necklace for caressing and tickling; made in solid silver, pink gold and rooster feathers.

On the sixth day God created Man.

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The marble refers to death like the altar in the church represents the Holly Sepulcher. It contains 39 braids, the maximum number of lashes in religious punishments in Jesus’ time. The whip is made with human hair with silver ligatures and Carrier marble.

The seventh day is the rest.

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The diary starts with the first 7 days of Genesis written by St. Jerome, from the first printed edition of the Gutenberg Bible. It is followed by 365 pages to write a diary about your own sins and fantasies.
Dairy: Cover: black lamb leather with artistic binding.

40g paper referred as “bible” type.

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Designer Luxury
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Installation Benedikt Kirsch [ @mrjyn #youtube #video @nichopoulouzo ]

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original stool

Original Stool
The design is the production process. The original stools are produced by using landscape as a crucial part of the formative process; rivers, hills (...).
The result is an unpredictable character, depicting the capturing story of its accruement. No two stools are the same; all have their own story and a place to call 'home'.
They are the children of a carefully conceived, free-range kinetic process.
The process captures specific time and place by permitting topography and meteorology to provide the distinguishing individual characteristics for each piece.
It uses the principle of rotational moulding.
A special constructed robust, hollow sphere is housing a suspended silicon mould of the stool.
After filling the mould with a specific mix of resin the sphere is allowed to interact with the terrain - Surrendered to the formative surrounding, it is maybe pummelled by white water or rolled down a secluded woodland path.
The serendipity within the rotation, subtle or manifest, is recorded by the flexing walls of the silicon mould.
The resin hardens in unique distortions and colour patterns, due to the landscape the orb is rolling on.
The process is in the foreground; full of chance, without a possibility of controlled intervention, it celebrates the importance of coincident. The journey of the orb forms a strong character, a manifestation of time and place.
A shift from object to experience takes place.

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I get wet!! (video) Water Gate by Michael Tatschl, Sascha Mikel, and Martin Schnabl » @mrjyn @nichopoulouzo

Watergate - No Scandal!

On second thought, who’d love to get sprayed by malfunction? On the other hand again, getting hit by a malfunctioning water gate will always be less painful than a turnstile-gone-wild. What we’ve got here is a genuine gate made of water. Jets of water blocking unwelcome parties, access granted by entry card. Fabulously wet!

The idea for this project and design came after a long day at the fairground, where turnstile after turnstile brought on the wish for an updated solution to low-security peacekeeping.

Water is only a psychological barrier. Fleeing, panicking persons can escape through the gate without being hindered by any rigid media.

In addition, such a gate is accessible by any number of people, including those in wheelchairs, those on bicycles, and those who’ve got animal pals (I’m talkin about seeing-eye-dogs and so forth).

I get wet!

Designer: Michael Tatschl, Sascha Mikel, and Martin Schnabl

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Water Gate by Michael Tatschl, Sascha Mikel, and Martin Schnabl » Yanko Design
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Easing Into Yourself

Easing Into Yourself

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(L-R) Impersonator Jesse Volt, actress Joan Rivers, Gary Dee and Joe Posa promote the TV Land PRIME series “How’d You Get So Rich?” at the CBS Early Show Studio Plaza on August 4, 2009 in New York City.

Whether you love her or hate her, you must admit that Joan Rivers has kept her wits sharp and tongue even sharper at the rip age of 76.  It’s difficult to think of Rivers as anybody but who she is now, a raspy voiced, cutting comedienne who is completely open about her experience with plastic surgery and pokes fun of herself before anybody else can.   For anyone who got to know Joan as the E! Entertainment pre-awards host, it is difficult to imagine her ballsy cut downs working as a young woman (below she is in her late 30s).

Born to Russian immigrants in Brooklyn, New York as Joan Molinsky, she went on to graduate from Barnard College.  It was during college that she was inspired to seek a career on stage, after having seen a Lenny Bruce performance.  Her resume filled out during the 60s and 70s as a stand-up comedian and she became the first and only permanent guest host for The Tonight Show under Johnny Carson in 1983.  She has written 10 books throughout her adult life and she is going to be roasted next week on Comedy Central! Is Joan Rivers your bag?

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SO TOTALLY FUCKING DISGUSTING

SO TOTALLY FUCKING DISGUSTING
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Morbid Anatomy: Introducing Crappytaxidermy.com

Introducing Crappytaxidermy.com









My friend Kelli just alerted me to a new, great, and somewhat misleadingly named website: Crappytaxidermy.com. Ostensibly a collection of crappy taxidermy, the website is much more than that and far better and broader than the name suggests; it is in fact a kind of visual collection of the many ways in which mankind's unending pleasure in preserving, depicting, and re-creating animals including taxidermy (crappy and otherwise), models, museum dioramas, and creative taxidermy is expressed. Endless fun to peruse, though--sadly--and my only complaint--no credits to find out photographer or artifact information.

Click here to visit Crappytaxidermy.com.
Morbid Anatomy: Introducing Crappytaxidermy.com
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cunt | Twitter search from Wordnik

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  • And, she remembers, "If I said, ` I am really feeling too tired right now, 'he would tell me I didn't have a choice because my cunt was his property and I should just lie back and relax." — Home | The New York Observer

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The Story of E. Your cunt belongs to me & Fondness for big balls. | The New York Observer

Last week, our wife’s friend E., a  vivacious 33-year-old Texas blonde living in Manhattan who works in women’s rights, explained her fondness for big balls. On men. Many readers were stirred by E. Herewith, great loves of E., grades 7-12.

By age 12, E. had found and lost the love of her life, Marco, a half Italian boy she met at sports camp. He'd ride his bike to her house and they would make out in the hot tub. He broke her heart.

Next came Juan, a year or two older, who went to the public school across the street from E.’s private school in Houston. When the principal learned that the Mexican boy with hair almost to his shoulders has crossed the street to say hello to E., E. and 5 of her friends were called into his office, along with their parents. But E. swooned over Juan’s made-up stories about how he slept in a parking lot in a box  and survived off mints from a nearby restaurant. He wrote her poems and she’d  call her friends sobbing. She was very upset when she bought a Jane's Addiction album and heard them singing all his poems.  One night he tried to take her virginity but they didn't have a condom. He almost  convinced her they could use a Ziploc bag.

E. had crushes on boys at the private school, too, but she preferred Juan because: "None of them had sex appeal. All they would do was kiss you at the movie theater while Juan would dry hump you on the floor."  She liked one private school boy, Alexander, but she had to sit through Silence of the Lambs three times— the third time because one of the boys they were with’s parents had just gotten a divorce, so he got to choose the movie. She says the experience was altogether traumatizing.

At 14 E. lost her virginity to a guy named Finn. Looking back, she says she never really cared for him much at all. Anyway on the fateful night, when E.’s mother was out of town, they climbed into her bed and had bad sex. Finn got a Charlie Horse in his leg. He turned out to be deeply religious and E. felt guilty that she had convinced him to sleep with her when he was obviously not comfortable with it.

E.’s next love was 21 and she was 15, the thought of which she now finds disgusting. He was in a Grateful Dead cover band, drove a pick-up truck and smoked pot. He wrote her songs that made her cry.

Enter an Argentinean named Eduardo, whom she met at Daddy O's club in Cancun, Mexico. He took photos of her in the waves wearing only her bikini bottom. When she got home she sent him the photos, along with the bikini bottoms. Because he didn't speak English and she didn't speak Spanish, she had to have a friend call to say she wanted to visit him in Buenos Aires. He was a good lover and when she arrived they had sex over and over again.  "His penis and balls were medium size,” she says.

She turned 16 and met Hunter. There wasn’t much more on him other than his penis, which was just so big that it hurt. Around the same time there was Miguel, a Venezuelan pianist in a Latin band which performed at the restaurant where E. worked. Miguel also had a huge penis, like a Coke can. He told her she could be his girlfriend if she dyed her hair more blond and shaved her vagina.

The restaurant had a bus boy and his name was Jorge. He was tall, lean and handsome, but unfortunately he had a dramatic curve to his penis which E. says was painful. He sent her a bouquet of carnations which made her think “he was truly a different class,” but somehow it made him more beautiful to her.

Then there was the brother of her best friend, a private school stoner who was a tad portly. She remembers being frustrated because all he wanted to do was wrap his fat legs around her and make love all night and the sex was pretty boring. One night the boy’s father, completely unaware of his son’s dalliance, said to her, "So E., do you have a new man in your life? Some inappropriate foreigner?"

She spent the summer of junior year in Rome, where she met David. It was true love again; David told her they would have beautiful babies. Back in Texas, she hooked up with Nico, whose style was very different from David’s. Nico would say to her, "Your cunt belongs to me," while they were having sex. And, she remembers, "If I said, 'I am really feeling too tired right now,’ he would tell me I didn't have a choice because my cunt was his property and I should just lie back and relax." This turned her on immensely.

E. carried on with David and Nico, with a few others mixed in, until senior year was over. Then she headed to the Southwest for college.

When our wife mentioned her good friend—whom we’ll call E., a vivacious 33-year-old Texas blonde with a penchant for high heels and skimpy skirts who works in the women’s rights field—  had a deep and abiding fondness for big balls, and wasn’t that weird – we told her to hold it right there.

We immediately dialed E. in her Manhattan apartment.

Tell us about your appreciation for big balls.
E: I’m surprised that anyone would be surprised that I like big balls—because it is such a cliché: to say a guy has big balls, is to say he is a real man. You know, courage, and virility and backbone. However, big balls not paired with a big cock are…meaningless.

When did you first realize you liked big balls?
Italian boyfriend in college, Gianlucca. I do find it bizarre that other women are not as into big balls as I am. When they are big, huge and swelling, it is such a turn on, because they look like they are full of semen and going to impregnate you.

How common are big balls?
Rare—as rare as a big cock. But it’s not only how big they are; also, how full they are. I want them to be firm and full of semen.

What do you do with big balls?
Lick them. Fondle them really. Put my hands around them, gently squeeze them and feel how firm and round they are. I think men with big balls enjoy it more than guys who have deflated, disgusting balls. I do like to be flogged with a penis. Especially on the breasts, I like to be flogged with large balls and a penis.

How do you feel about ball hair?
I hate it when men shave their cock and balls. First of all, hair is manly. And secondly, when there is any little stubble, it is the most womanly thing and totally disgusting.

What does it say about a man if he does not have big balls?
You can definitely sense it in his personality. I had a date with a guy last week, and I hoped they would be big. I think he realized how sad I was when I saw they were small. The relationship didn’t really develop from there. I think that guys with bigger cocks and balls cheat more, looking around at other women. Men with bigger penises stay single longer, unless they fall madly in love, because they know they don’t have to settle for less. Which is great for me, because I still hold hope for marrying a man with big balls.

Are you able to tell if a guy has big balls when you meet him?
Absolutely. Absolutely! Because they have more confidence. Guys with big balls are like peacocks.

Where do big balls rank for you in the qualities you want in a husband?
Penis and balls, I would put them both in the top five. But that isn’t fair, because it only leaves me with three other qualities. But I would still put them both on there.



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1976 AMC Gremlin Rallye in...Guess?

1976 AMC Gremlin Rallye

** Minor action vehicle or used in only a short scene

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1972 AMC Gremlin by Hot Wheels

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woumpah /// graphic & multimedia designer /// Paris

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August 4, 2009

B & B World » Bed Canopy Pink

Bed Canopy Pink

Pink Four Point Bed Canopy Mosquito Net Fits Twin Full
Bed Canopy Pink		 $ 21.99
Pink Bed Canopy Mosquito Netting Fits Twin Queen
Bed Canopies Pink		 $ 17.99
Pink Four Corner Bed Canopy Mosquito Net Queen King
Bed Pink Canopy		 $ 25.99
Pink Ruffle Hoop Bed Canopy Mosquito Net Twin Queen
Bed Pink Canopies		 $ 16.99
Pink Lace Topped White Bed Canopy Mosquito Net Queen
Pink Canopy Bed		 $ 16.99
Disney Princess Pink Bed Canopy New Iop
Pink Canopy Beds		 $ 8.00
Pink Girl Princess Bed Canopy Netting Mosquito Net Bag
Pink Canopies Beds		 $ .99
Mystere Pink Exotic Bed Canopy Netting Mosquito Net
Pink Canopies Bed		 $ 8.99
Mystere Pink Gingham W Daisy Bed Canopy
Canopy Bed Pink		 $ 8.99
Mystere Pink Princess Bed Canopy Netting Mosquito Net
Canopy Beds Pink		 $ 16.00
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B & B World » A Real Time Bedding Mashup

A Real Time Bedding Mashup

Eventually this site will be a full guide to bed and bedroom furniture and accessories. Until that time however, I have fashioned a real time bedroom search engine*.

* I am using the word search engine loosely here

Below is a list of the most recent tweets and flickr photos concerning beds and bedrooms. More feeds to come.

Real Time Bedding

B & B World » A Real Time Bedding Mashup
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