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September 3, 2009

EXPLICIT DIRECTIONS TO FINDING MICHAEL JACKSON'S SOLID GOLD CASKET AND CRYPT IN THE GREAT MAUSALEUM OF FOREST LAWN GLENDALE CEMETERY


This took about an hour to find, but, boy, did i find some stuff for another day...

so...













YOU'RE GONNA WANNA ENTER THROUGH THE MAIN ENTRANCE OF THE Forest Lawn Glendale GREAT MAUS...whatevs...YOU'RE GONNA PASS THE DOLLY SISTERS ON YOUR RIGHT, SAY HELLO, BUT KEEP GOING 'TILL YOU'RE IN THE MAIN HALL (ALL ALL ALL ). HANG A LOUIE AND HEAD TOWARD THE LAST SUPPER WINDOWS (YOU CAN'T MISS 'EM, JESUS, ET. AL.).  YOU'RE GONNA PASS THE PIETA TO YOUR LEFT AND TO YOUR RIGHT WILL BE THE GRAVE OF HUBERT EATON, founder of Forest Lawn, SO TAKE OUT YOUR GUM, AND NO YELLING.  HURRY STRAIGHT AT THE WINDOW (REMEMBER, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE), AND CROSS OVER THROUGH THE REFLECTION PEWS (MADE THAT ONE UP, BUT THERE ARE SOME MARKINGS ON THE LEGEND THAT MUST BE PEW-LIKE FOR REFLECTION, I'D IMAGINE), AND BEELINE IT THROUGH THAT VESTIBULE PASSAGEWAY THINGY, INTO (AND I'VE BEEN WAITING TO SAY THIS ALL EVENING) THE COLUMBARIUM OF SANCTUARIES, HANG A RIGHT AT REFUGE, AND JOG TO THE LAST HALL, GRATITUDE. TAKE A LEFT AT GRATITUDE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SEE TO YOUR RIGHT (YOU'RE LOOKING FOR CLARK GABLE).  IF YOU CAN'T, JUST GO ALL THE WAY TO THE 'DEAD' AND TRY TO FIND OUT WHO PHILLIP WRIGLEY IS. (OF COURSE, PUT YOUR GUM BACK IN...)  THEN GO BACK THE WAY YOU CAME IN, TAKING A LEFT INSIDE THE MAIN HALL. NOW PASS DAY AND OLD MAN EATON (THIS TIME YOU'RE ON HIS SIDE OF THE PLAYGROUND SO PRETEND LIKE YOU HAVE BUSINESS IN THERE - HE NEVER SLEEPS) AND PASS DAWN.  RIGHT AFTER DAWN HANG LEFT AND ENTER THE COLUMBARIUM OF PRAYER  ( IF YOU PASS IN MEMORIA,  YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR--TURN AROUND). TAKE A SHARP LEFT INTO THE C OF P, AND YOUR FIRST RIGHT, AND YOU SHOULD BE RIGHT ON TOP OF
CLARK GABLE AND CAROLE LOMBARD,
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IN TRUST. DAVID O.SELZNICK  STAYS AT THE DEAD END OF TRUST, BUT OUR BOY'S SUPPOSED TO BE SETTLING IN NEXT DOOR TO THE GABLES IN AROUND 2 1/2 HOURS FROM NOW, LOCKED UP TIGHT IN THE SOLID GOLD CASKET.  IF YOU GO TOMORROW, SAME DIRECTIONS, BUT LESS COMMOTION.

(OK, NOW SOMEONE FROM BOING BOINGBOING BOING CAN 'ORIGINATE THIS POST.  I'M FINISHED...FOR NOW)

Jacko's New Neighbors: The Great Mausoleum at Forest Lawn in Glendale. (photo)



THE GREAT MAUSOLEUM
AT FOREST LAWN GLENDALE


THE GRAVE OF CLARK GABLE

THE GRAVE OF CAROLE LOMBARD
(actress; wife of Clark Gable)
at Forest Lawn in Glendale, California
(actor; star of "Gone With the Wind")
at Forest Lawn in Glendale, California

(final resting place of Clark Gable, Carole Lombard, Jean Harlow,
Red Skelton, and many other Hollywood stars.)
in Glendale, California

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Family and friends gather tonight for Michael Jackson burial in Glendale | L.A. Now | Los Angeles Times

Family and friends gather tonight for Michael Jackson burial in Glendale

September 3, 2009 |  7:24 am

Jackson Friends and family will converge on Forest Lawn Memorial-Park in Glendale this evening for the burial of Michael Jackson.

Authorities will be out in force for the funeral, though they don't expect huge crowds of spectators. The funeral begins at 7 p.m.

Jackson will be interred in the expansive cemetery's Great Mausoleum. The pop singer's remains will be placed in a crypt in the Holly Terrace section of the mausoleum, a massive building that is the final resting place for stars from film's golden age, such as Jean Harlow, Carole Lombard and Clark Gable.

The burial caps months of rumors about where he would be laid to rest. One report had his body stored in a crypt owned by Motown founder Berry Gordy Jr., and there was widespread speculation that an elaborate grave -- and ultimately, a Graceland-style museum -- would be constructed at the entertainer's Neverland Ranch in Santa Barbara County.



But Jackson's family, led by his 79-year-old mother, Katherine, selected Forest Lawn, a 20-minute trip across the San Fernando Valley from their Encino home.

On Wednesday, it was decided that Jackson's estate will pay the undisclosed expenses for the singer's funeral today -- a sum one attorney called "extraordinary."

Probate Judge Mitchell Beckloff approved the payment at a hearing Wednesday in downtown Los Angeles after an attorney for the estate's administrators assured him that the estate had the financial resources to pay for the funeral and that it would not affect its solvency.

"The expenses are extraordinary; however, Michael Jackson is extraordinary," said attorney Jeryll S. Cohen, who told the judge that the administrators did not object to the expenses. "They may not be appropriate for an ordinary person, but Michael Jackson was not ordinary."

Attorneys for the singer's mother filed papers under seal late Tuesday asking that the estate foot the bill for the funeral she has planned. Burt Levitch, Katherine Jackson's attorney, said outside of court that he did not find the expenses extraordinary.

The bulk of the cost was going to the fee for Jackson to be interred at the cemetery, Levitch said. There, Jackson will be laid to rest amid lavish decorations, including statues and stained glass windows.

Margaret G. Lodise, an attorney representing Jackson's children, said she had no concerns that the funeral costs would overburden the estate. The sum is "not going to be the straw that breaks the camel's back," Lodise said.

Glendale city officials have said the public costs associated with the burial, including traffic control and other police services, would be passed on to the family.

Police spokesman Tom Lorenz said the cost of police services for Jackson's funeral would be $150,000 at most. Under a contract with Forest Lawn, police will provide "elaborate" security, including dogs and air support, he said.

He declined to specify how many officers would be deployed for the funeral, but said it would not affect the department's ongoing fire efforts, which he said were now down a handful of officers dealing with street closures.

--Victoria Kim

Photo: Michael Jackson will be interred today in Forest Lawn Memorial-Park in Glendale, where stars such as Clark Gable have also been laid to rest.
Family and friends gather tonight for Michael Jackson burial in Glendale | L.A. Now | Los Angeles Times