[::] Tells The Story of How MJ Finally Made Him Cry! + BLUE Elvis EYESOREs from My CLOSET + Elvis Narco Book Search + Jimmy Velvet's Elvis Pix!

I'V gone back in the old unpublished draft archive and dug out some skeletons. As I mentioned earlier, I like to think I haven't gone crazy, but that I continue a long tradition of the same. So for the 5 people who regularly peruse this blog and used to frequent The Perfect American (now an overstocked library), I offer some posts that never quite made it past the cutting room...I'll also be compiling all of my Michael Jackson YouTube Videos, which have somehow found a mainstream audience, including CNN, and myriad foreign blogs and tabloid rags, which I never knew existed until the YouTube Anal-attics button under each of my videos told me so.  

BEtienne the CNN/Anderson Cooper Monkey story, which I apparently researched for them after I found and riposted the sweetest little Moonwalking Bubbles clip, quaintly titled with neither the words 'Bubbles' 'Moonwalk' or 'Jackson', 

from a Japanese YouTuber, who has now included all three of these words into his new title and who is currently looking at around 90,000 views, and my 'Jackson Ghost' video, which distinguishes itself from the other hundred Jackson Ghost videos currently on YouTube, by being first and having a spotlit, halo detail of the ghost for easy viewing...and so much more, I've been busy trying to tune in, interpret, and redirect the powerful Jacko vortex swirling in the web. ALos, thanks to IFC, who started me on my current ascendancy to one million views (should be any day now), with their embedding of the first video I ever posted, the "Night of the Iguana" Trailer, which started out two weeks ago at an emaciated three-digit viewership to become one of my biggest producers, with around 20k. And if that weren't enough, Beware of the Blog repainted a little tossed-off Michael Jackson EBay poem (and I know that because there were actually people on this blog that weren't from Seoul or searching for Pussy*). My Jacksonian State of mind stems from the fact that when I was 13-years-old, my idol (besides Jerry Lee) died, and even without the Internet, it was a weird fucking month afterward. In fact I can remember (and am getting right now the same feeling although a little less intense), which I recall from Grocery Store, Tabloid, Checkout, Point of Purchase Stands and the massing of cheap paperbacks, not to mention what substituted for TMZ back in the day--Giraldo and shows like 20/20 (possibly the worst News Magazine TV show ever). You see, ELVIS PRESLEY WAS MY FIRST CONCERT IN 1977 WHEN I WAS THIRTEEN(and remember that, because apparently it will make you cry at the end of this paragraph, say two people). And so every time (but not until now did I fully realize how much) a celebrity dies, I get a little whiff of that 1977 air, blue eye shadow, punk rock, really good porn, Trans-Am's, bad music on the radio, Catholic Girls in Uniform, and 7-11 Slurpee Cuba Libra's. So thanks MJ for the memories. And truth be told, I was all immune to your shit, 'till on a far corner of the Web one night at around 5AM, I found myself on a Romanian Video Site called Trilulu, which I belong to, and there I found a video posted by a thirteen-year-old Romanian girl...it was of you, and I don't even remember what song it was now, because the thing that made me cry was the fact that the title was decorated with hearts and stars.  

Velvet Elvis Presley BLUE EYESORE RAGE 24x18 Painting

If you love Elvis or know someone who does, this is a must have for any collector. Features of the wonderful painting include: This is a fantastic portrait of The King, Elvis Presley This is a young, sexy Elvis with stunning BLUE EYES Very life like image Individuality hand painted Individuals signed by the artist Painted on soft deep rich velvet which is stretched over a wood frame Painting is 24" x 18" and comes unframed NO TWO paintings alike. The painting sent to you is an original. It may not be EXACT to the one pictured in this auction. This is a lovely hand painted and signed picture of Elvis Presley on soft deep rich velvet.

final stage pic

Indianapolis concert

final pic on stage

Amazon Narco Search

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Care less Love: The Unmaking of Elvis Presley by Peter Koranic See all pages with references to "narcotics badge". Excerpt - on Page 438: " ... "' Everybody knew that Elvis was against this kind of activity: he showed them all his federal narcotics badge and spoke with disapproval about rock groups that were known to have drug problems. ... " Key Phrases: Elvis Presley, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Palm Springs, Jerry Schilling, New York, Colonel Parker, Hal Wallis, George Klein, Lisa Marie, karate movie, gospel album (see more) Key Phrases: Elvis Presley, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Palm Springs, Jerry Schilling, New York, Colonel Parker, Hal Wallis, George Klein, Lisa Marie, Frank Sinatra, Tom Diskin, Larry Geller, Commercial Appeal, Daya Mata, The Impersonal Life, Billy Smith, Blue Hawaii, Joe Esposito, Marty Lacker, William Morris, Alan Fortas, Guitar Man, Charlie Hodge, Kang Rhee, karate movie, gospel album (see less)

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Secret Lives of the U.S. Presidents by Cormac O'Brien See all pages with references to "narcotics badge". Excerpt - on Page 228: " ... if he wanted to add a federal narcotics badge to his collection . So the King did just that, and he came bearing the gift of a gold-plated .45-caliber ... " Key Phrases: United States, New York, Civil War, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Andrew Jackson, World War, John Adams, Grover Cleveland, Theodore Roosevelt, Secret Service, elected term (see more) Key Phrases: United States, New York, Civil War, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Andrew Jackson, World War, John Adams, Grover Cleveland, Theodore Roosevelt, Secret Service, John Quincy Adams, Jimmy Carter, Martin Van Buren, Ronald Reagan, Andrew Johnson, Gerald Ford, Henry Clay, Herbert Hoover, James Madison, John Tyler, Abraham Lincoln, Bill Clinton, Franklin Roosevelt, Harry Truman, elected term (see less)

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Elvis and Me by Priscilla Presley See all pages with references to "narcotics badge". Excerpt - on Page 287: " ... acquire a Federal Narcotics badge for himself. Elvis was an avid badge collector. He had detective, police, and sheriff badges from all over the nation ... " Key Phrases: Elvis Presley, Las Vegas, Colonel Parker, Los Angeles, Joe Esposito, Bel Air, Palm Springs, Little One, Time Inc, Air Force, Priscilla Beaulieu, James Whitmore (see more)

MICHAEL JACKSON’S FUNERAL [i know the five people that read my blog regularly are thinking iv gone crazy but i'm re-exp. elvis thru mj] this is my fav

MICHAEL JACKSON’S FUNERAL

Posted on Friday, June 26th, 2009
By Reginald Cunningham III

LOS ANGELES, CA – Plans for Michael Jackson’s funeral have been revealed by his estate.

Michael Jackson died yesterday afternoon of a heart attack. People all over the world mourn the loss of the King of Pop. In cities across the globe people gathered in squares and parks with candles in hand to mournfully sing his classics like “Beat It” and “Don’t Stop till You Get Enough.” In Utah the Salt Lake City Boys Choir did an a cappella version of “Billie Jean” that was broadcast on loudspeakers into the city and on Mormon Television Networks.

Representatives of the Jackson estate have released a statement detailing some of the plans for Mr. Jackson’s funeral. In his will Jackson wishes for his body to be cremated and sprinkled over the surface of the moon. However since then his finances have taken a downturn and new plans have had to be created.

A somber and respectful service will be held at an upscale funeral home in Los Angeles. The funeral will be closed casket, with a large picture of Michael from 1982. Seated front row will be Jackson’s ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley, the skeleton of the Elephant Man, Bubbles 4 (the most recent pet monkey to carry the name), and Macaulay Culkin. The remaining members of the Four Tops, The Temptations, Stevie Wonder, Diana Ross and the Supremes will all perform at the ceremony to pay their respects. Acting as pallbearers will be the Harlem Globetrotters, who made Michael an honorary member in 1978.

President Barack Obama has expressed his sadness at the news of Jackson’s death. In respect he held his press conference on the matter wearing one white glove. Secret Service reports indicate he spent last night drinking scotch and moon-walking through the White House.

Sources within the intelligence community believe that Kim Jong Il may be planning a tribute concert in Pyongyang, wearing a red leather version of his standard jumpsuit. Photographs show Kim Jong Il desperately trying to learn the dance to Thriller.

The closed casket, and other details, have raised some questions. Yesterday afternoon also saw a flurry of strange meteorological activity over the New Mexico desert. When asked, one source working out of Area 51 who wishes to remain anonymous said “Michael? He not dead. He’s just going home.”

Despite his many controversies and eccentricities the world mourns the loss of this unforgettable musical icon.

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MJ Memorial

-- Live Outside Staples Center

Posted Jul 7th 2009 3:00PM by TMZ Staff

We're live outside of the Staples Center in downtown Los Angeles, where people are leaving Michael Jackson's memorial.

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Turista filma guarda real tocando Thriller - O Malfazejo [if you don't know it by now, i LOVE re-posts that I can't read]

Turista filma guarda real tocando Thriller

A filmagem, feita por um turista no último dia 1 de julho, mostra 40 soldados da banda militar real ensaiando sua versão de Thriller, de Michael Jackson, nas proximidades do palácio de Buckingham.

Segundo Andy Crick, do tablóide inglês The Sun, dezenas de turistas ficaram boquiabertos quando, no meio de um ensaio com músicas tradicionais, repentinamente os soldados começaram a tocar o sucesso de Michael, marchando numa formação em triângulo (no lugar das tradicionais filas) que lembrava os passos de zumbi celebrizados do clipe de Michael Jackson.

A mais antiga e mais conhecida banda militar vem praticando o número nos últimos dois meses. Um porta-voz informou que a música faz parte do repertório de verão da banda para alguns eventos. “Foi apenas uma coincidência, não um tributo a Jackson”, disse o assessor.

O fato é que a “apresentação” ocorre apenas uma semana depois de a mundialmente famosa banda ter assinado um contrato de 1 milhão de libras com a gravadora Universal Music.

O Malfazejo