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I'm your host, Dr. Franklin Ruehl, and we'll start off with the case of two angry wives. the first, in Fort Rock, Wyoming noticed that her hubby was opening a Christmas present about a week before the holiday. And this so angered her, so enraged her, that she stabbed him in the chest. Now he's going to live. But remember, no wine before it's time, no Christmas present before it's time. Now let's go down to Nicholson, Georgia and a wife got into a spat with her hubby. You know what she did? She tossed a potato at him; hit him right in the nose, causing him to go unconscious. Now she's been arrested but he's not going to press charges. You know what I say? That's not the way to handle potatoes. Instead, I recommend that you perform the straw in the potato experiment. First of all you take a straw, pinch it and say the magic word Gihee! Right through the potato. Let's try that again. Gihee! And let's try that one more time. Gihee! Now the principle at work here is as follows. We're all surrounded by air which acts downward with a pressure of fourteen point seven pounds per square inch. When I pinch the straw, I'm trapping air in it, converting it to something akin to a nail. Gihee! If I were to perform this on the surface of Mars where the atmosphere is much less than on Earth, about one hundredth the atmospheric pressure. It would not work quite as well. Gihee! Contrary wise, if I were to perform this on the surface of Venus, where the atmosphere is ninety times that on Earth, it would work even better. Gihee! Gihee! Gihee! Boy. Gihee! Let's try that one more time. Gihee! Gihee! Gihee! Do you see that? One potato, ten straws. That is a modern miracle, and that's what you should do with potatoes. Don't throw them at your spouse. Thank you.

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Video Transcript I'm your host, Dr. Franklin Ruehl, and we'll start off with the case of two angry wives. the first, in Fort Rock, Wyoming noticed that her hubby was opening a Christmas present about a week before the holiday. And this so angered her, so enraged her, that she stabbed him in the ches ...... Read MORE » on Dogmeat

NYMPHS ANONYMOUS (1968)

NYMPHS ANONYMOUS (1968) **

• Jan. 13th, 2009 at 2:20 PM

A bunch of nymphomaniacs gather to help each other out with their sex addiction.  (They all wear Zorro masks to keep everything “anonymous”.)  Luckily for the audience, when I say “help each other with their sex addiction” that means that when a woman is horny, the “Federation” sends over a couple of studs to her house to fuck her.

 

This is the kind of self-help that even Dr. Phil could get behind.

 

One bored housewife gets tired of fucking bill collectors, vacuum cleaner salesmen, and psychiatrists, so she joins Nymphs Anonymous and gets two studs sent to her every hour on the hour.  When her husband comes home, he gets so jealous that he camps outside the house and Charles Whitmans all the studs to death.

 

Nymphs Anonymous is the kind of flick that I would’ve loved as a thirteen year-old.  It’s got lots of nudity, some bizarre black humor and a nutty plot.  I’m older now and my tastes are a little more refined, but Nymphs Anonymous still kinda made me feel like I was thirteen again.  The main thing the movie has going for it is the scads of naked women.  A lot of the girls have impressive chests and don’t mind showing them off.  The main chick kinda looks like Jennifer Jason Leigh in an Elvira wig and even though she keeps her clothes on (and reads from her script), she’s still pretty hot.

 

On the downside though, Nymphs Anonymous runs on much longer than it really needed to.  87 minutes is quite an epic length for a nudie movie from the 60’s and for most of it’s running time, the film simply just runs around in circles.  It’s not bad or anything, it’s just the flick could’ve been a lot tighter.  As it is, the pacing is as loose as the Nymphs themselves.

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NYMPHS ANONYMOUS (1968) ** Jan. 13th, 2009 at 2:20 PM A bunch of nymphomaniacs gather to help each other out with their sex addiction.   (They all wear Zorro masks to keep everything “anonymous”.)   Luckily for the audience, when I say “help each other with their sex addiction” that means that when ...... Read MORE » on Dogmeat

Most Popular People Born In "Kaplan/ Louisiana"

Most Popular People Born In "Kaplan/ Louisiana/ USA"

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1.		Sammy Kershaw Actor, Fall Time
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