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June 29, 2010

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YouTube Vigilantes

From Encyclopedia Dramatica


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Member Kai admitting his pedophelia.

YouTube Vigilantes (yTv, not to be confused with Youth TeleVision) are a group of middle-aged pedophiles who spend hours a day bitching and moaning about haters on YouTube, trying to dig up their private info so that the Youtube Street Team (led by Damien Estreich who deposed Argent009) can sweep in to perform street justice.

Contents

The Golden Three

Protect yourself.

Never forget the golden three. You insensitive fuck. 

The Golden Three:
1. Invoke the law- This page tells you the law by state:
http://www.haltabuse.org/resources/laws/index.shtml

2. Find your local FBI office and file a complaint with a live person:
http://www.fbi.gov/contact/fo/fo.htm

3. File a report with the Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3):
http://www.ic3.gov/

Members

Krystal can't enjoy her sandwich because YTV is private

August 13, 2007, this group emptied out. See the section below under the header "YTV Pwned". This is a list of the people who were the original members before the group got hijacked by kid-fiddlers.

Krystal Can't Enjoy Her Sandwich because...

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Sockpuppets

Upon joining the YtV, all members are provided with a statue that embodies the spirit of The Golden Three, along with an Inspector Gadget super-secret decoder ring.

All these accounts belong to one of the members.

Hypocrisy

About the only thing the YouTube Vigilantes actually do is elevate hypocrisy to an art form.

Spam


The only comments are all CircaRigel sockpuppets. lol

The YouTube Vigilantes claim to be against spam as well as hate. They show this by spamming hateful comments on the profile of anyone who dares question them or disagree with them. Or anyone who might have at some point said something they disagree with, whether or not that person was actually aware of the YTV.

The Promised Land

The YouTube Vigilantes claim to have left and gone to The Promised Land. Someone forgot to tell their sockpuppets.

We also don't mention how incredibly lame it is to call yourself a "YouTube" vigilante when the site you are on is LiveVideo. We assume that eventually they will figure it out and until then, we lol.

New Ruin: The VigilantOne Rebellion

Last Thursday the YouTube Vigilantes member known as "vigilantOne" went rogue. He replaced his standard YTV background (a purple peace sign with turtles and dolphins) with a much edgier Star Wars one to show that he meant serious business. He made a series of lulzy videos that accused members of YouTube, ED, and the YTYC of various things. The content of his videos can best be summarized as, "Neener, neener, neener, _____ is a _____!!!"

While the YTYC was doing their datamining on the identity of vigilantOne, a diversion video was put up. All signs were pointing to noscriptsV2, but the data had to be checked and double-checked before they went all the way live with that info.

(Irish282 had this video removed, but it's mirrored here.)

Proposed revision for the YTV logo

This angered vigilantOne, and he began producing videos at rate of one per day. He couldn't maintain this pace, and they declined further and further in quality to the point where his final one consisted of cucumbers and sausages. His faggotrypowerword unless he suicided immediately. He obliged. was so embarrassing to the YTVigilantes, that they threatened to reveal his

Ashamed and disgusted over the actions of her former colleague, CircaRigel resigned from the YTV. She vowed to fight on alone, but to never wear the purple background again.

After seeing how little control the YTVigilantes had over their members, HonEDLolington decided it was time for a change. A corporate takeover was announced. All policing and pedo-hunting on YouTube would now be done by the YTYC, and the purple logo was absorbed until it could be revamped.

YTV Pwned

Sometime in August of 2007, the YouTube group forum for the YTV went through some puzzling changes. Members began bailing out in droves. Soon after that the group itself was deleted.

The only clue to what happened comes from this panicked bulletin posted by Irish282:

lewl

Some argue that this was no hack job at all, but merely an attempt by Irish282 to cover his tracks regarding his pedophiliac activities. In any event, it was noted that children rejoiced and danced and sang and flew kites next to chocolate rivers upon hearing about the demise of the YouTube Vigilantes.

YTV 2.0 - Facta Non Verba

Towards the beginning of 2008, the group was reassembled into its current form, an eclectic mixture of middle-aged men and teenage boys. Spearheaded by the australian 50 year old emo tbd1000, the group now continues its campaign of harassing anyone that tries to stand in the way of grown men and teenage boys cybering each other. Here's a list of the current membership as it stands today:

Honorary Member:

Sockpuppet support:

The Mythology Socks

The Tarot Card Socks

Online Child Abuse
(erect Image:Penisfilter.png censored out)

Gallery

50 year old Australian emoDalhusky lover, Ian Laurie. and

Ian Laurieforeplay awaiting

Irish282:Still the #1 reason to keep kids of the net.

William Todd Bryant, the YtV's "social worker" advertising what he likes best about boys.

RIP Todd.

Dynacatlovesme still hoping to revoke the Yahweh Clan's license to internet.


See also



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YouTube Vigilantes

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The following video(s) from your account have been disabled for violation of the YouTube Community Guidelines:

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This is the second Community Guidelines warning strike your account has received within six months. Accordingly, the ability to post new content to YouTube from this account has been disabled and will not return until two weeks after you acknowledge this message. Please review the YouTube Community Guidelines and refrain from further violations, which may result in the termination of your account(s).

Sincerely,

The YouTube Team
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Most nudity is not allowed on YouTube, particularly if it is in a sexual context. Videos that are intended to be sexually provocative are also generally not acceptable for YouTube. There are exceptions for some educational, documentary and scientific content, but only if that is the sole purpose of the video and it is not sexually gratuitous.


This is the second Community Guidelines warning strike your account has received within six months. Accordingly, the ability to post new content to YouTube from this account has been disabled and will not return until two weeks after you acknowledge this message.


Please review the YouTube Community Guidelines and refrain from further violations, which may result in the termination of your account(s).

Date Received: June 27, 2010
Copyright © 2010 YouTube, LLC



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Let me know how it ends. And make sure and catch the video in question on any number of Apple Daily Taiwan or HK YouTube Channels, which I'm too much of a cool celly to rat to you here!

But enjoy this other cartoon which is totally YouTube proof...? Because. There are no body parts or real words to futz around with

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10 Soccer Gold Videos: As Famous as the Beatles, More Popular than Jesus Christ!

World Cup 2010 is heating up, so we thought this was the perfect moment to show some of the funniest and most controversial goals ever made around the globe.

 

The player hides behind the goalkeeper and waits until he drops the ball to steal it. The player scored but was he proud about it?


The team who ‘accidentally' scored a goal and decided not to move to get the favor returned

Ajax was kicking the ball out because of an injured player but accidently kicked it in the opponent's goal. Ajax's players were feeling so bad about what happened that they quickly agreed not to move so the other team could score another goal and tie up the game.


The ballboy who scored a goal

In Brazil, Santacruzense and Atlético Sorocaba were playing a tight match when a clever ballboy tricks the referee by placing the ball inside the goal.


The game with 2 goals in only 30 seconds

The goalkeeper was so excited he scored a goal, unfortunately for him only 30 seconds later, the other team stole the ball and scored in the opposite side. Just 30 seconds between pleasure and pain for this goalkeeper.

The longest goal ever

This happened during a friendly match between Korea and Côte d'Ivoire. Goalkeeper Jung Sung Ryong was responsible for scoring from his side of the pitch with only one long kick.


The dumbest auto-goal ever

It happened in Belgium. The goalkeeper didn't realize he had caught the ball.


The penalty goal scored by a fan

In Russia, Brazilian player Alex was ready to kick the ball when a fan comes out of nowhere and kicks the ball.


The sportsman defender who returned the ball to the striker to score

A sweeper felt so bad about committing a penalty foul that the referee fails to see he handles the ball back to the striker so the other team can continue the play.


The goal scored by the team's coach from the bench

Former Serbian coach Dragan Stojkovic, now the manager of Japanese powerhouse Nagoya Grampus, showed his great skills in the J-league match against Yokohama Marinos held at the Yokohama International stadium. At the end of the game a Marinos player was injured and the GK kicked the ball out of the line to halt the game. Stojkovic directly kicked the ball back as it found its way into the goal after a bounce. Although the audience applauded him, the referee sent him off for his kick was the "protest against referring".


The most controversial goal in soccer's history

 

Even if you haven't seen a single soccer match, you've probably heard about Maradona, one of the most famous soccer players of all times. In 1986 Diego Maradona scores a stunner against England in the World Cup – with the help of what would be later known as the 'Hand of God'.

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