Claire Cruise claims she is the mother of Michael Jackson's 3 children (video)
Photo of Claire Cruise who claims to be the biological mother of
Michael Jackson's three children. Photo: Claire Cruise Twitter page
A woman named Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise, also known as Claire Cruise, claims she is the biological mother to all three of Michael Jackson's children. She gave a rather interesting press conference today. Watch the video below and try to follow what she is saying. She happily gave the names of the biological fathers of Jackson's children.
She is also making a unusual claim that she and Micheal Jackson had a son together and gave the baby to Tom Cruise. She claims that Connor Cruise is actually her child, but Michael Jackson did not want Connor because of his skin color.
She also claims that at one time she was actually married to Michael Jackson and Tom Cruise.
Claire Cruise has posted a rather lengthy explanation on her Myspace page about how she is the biological mother to Jackson's three children.
She said "I am legally married to Michael Joseph Jackson, I am the sole biological mother of all three Jackson children. 6-25-2009 I am officially engaged to my childhood sweetheart Joseph Caputo.... We shall wed in a non-legally binding ceremony. Chris is the biological father of Blanket Prince Michael Jackson, II.
When my legal husband, Michael Joseph Jackson, was informed that Chris and I had successfully become officially engaged on June 25th, 2009, Michael took his own life."
Claire also details her marriage to Tom Cruise. She claims she was only 9 when she married 13 year old Tom Cruise. We will save you the details, but you can read the complete statement in caps on her Myspace page here.
From what we gather, Claire claims that she legally changed her last name to Cruise in 2006 after Tom married Katie Holmes.
One thing that we do know is Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise is very social media savvy. She has a Facebook, Twitter and Myspace page.Claire Cruise press conference video
August 10, 2009
Claire Cruise claims she is the mother of Michael Jackson's 3 children (video)
Claire Cruise (ClaireCruise) on Twitter
Claire Cruise (ClaireCruise) on Twitter
ClaireCruise
- JUDGE BECKLOFF: I'd so much appreciate it if you could once again delay this hearing until Monday, September 7, 2009. I WILL BE THERE!!!!!!
- JUDGE BECKLOFF: I'm sorry, but I can't make the probate hearing on Monday, August 3, 2009. NO MONEY until my SSI comes in on that very day!
- ATTENTION: JUDGE BECKLOFF Your rude assistnt always tells me that I can't communicate with you unless I figure out which document to file.
- YOUR Invitation to REUNION25: http://reunion25.webs.com !
- I am the sole biological mother of all three Jackson children.
- My H.S. Sweetheart/OFFICIAL fiance, Chris Caputo of Fortress Group/Investment in New York, NY is the biological father of Blanket Jackson.
- My former french winemaker boyfriend, Cyril Rouhaut, is the biological father of both Prince and Paris Jackson.
- ATTENTION: JUDGE BECKLOFF
- REMEMBER, THE PROBATE COURT CAN ONLY GRANT A PROBATE GUARDIANSHIP IF THE CHILD IS NOT INVOLVED IN A FAMILY COURT ACTION!
- I wonder if the Jackson family has sent away for Michael's and my marriage license yet. I don't believe I have received my copy by FedEx.
- Even though I am LEGALLY married to Michael Jackson, I was forced to file to establish parentage to prove I am biological mother of all 3.
- Wish I had all MY money NOW so that I could contest this guardianship. Instead, I am forced to wait and allow the guardianship to go thru.
- It will be interesting to see what everyone says at the guardianship hearing on Monday, July 13. Can't be there.
- It's quite clear that Joe Jackson's interview on Good Morning America was recorded before Thursday, July 9.
- Most disappointed in the Jackson family. I suppose my filing to establish parentage of all 3 Jackson children messes up guardianship.
- Watching the Michael Jackson Memorial live on CNN. When I'm done, I'll go ahead and pick up my conformed paperwork and fax it to the media.
- I naturally conceived Connor Cruise when I was living with my ex-boyfriend, Robin Jackson.
- YES, Michael Jackson DOES have another LIVING child: biological son, Connor Cruise, whom I naturally conceived in Santa Monica, CA in1991.
- I NATURALLY conceived all 3 of Michael Jackson's kids in 1996; embryos were removed from my uterus "by remote" within 1 mo. of conception.
- I am the sole biological mother of all 3 of Michael Jackson's children; sole biological father: my ex-boyfriend, Cyril Rouhaut of France.
- IT'S OFFICIAL: I am engaged to wed my high school sweetheart, Christopher Joseph Caputo of NY, NY in a non-legally binding ceremony.
- Official
- Greetings to SokaGakkaiUnoffical Yahoo Group: http://groups.yahoo.com/gro... !
- THE REAL OJ: David Wayne Craig @mysticlaw
- Okay, okay... I'll stop with all the procrastination and finally write something at my blog: http://myspace.com/clairecr...
- And I am Devoted to the Mystic Law of Cause and Effect through Sound, otherwise known as Nam-myoho-renge-kyo: the words David and I chant.
- If anyone wants to examine THE REAL OJ, DAVID WAYNE CRAIG, his twitter user name is "mysticlaw" and I am following him here on twitter.
- I'm thinking I'll finally update my blog tomorrow, June 20. See you there: www.myspace.com/clairecruise
- But I can't help but love you, David. Our special bond goes all the way back to the 1970s. Nothing can ever undo what we share.
- It was on June 12th that I found out that David had a stroke: the exact 15th anniversary of Ron and Nicole's brutal murder... by David.
- Neither Ron Goldman nor I knew that we were actually marrying each other on Saturday nite, 6/11/94. David was nowhere man, RON WAS THERE.
- My former boyfriend, David Craig (age 55), had a major stroke Saturday nite, 6/7/09, reminding me how much I love him. New unity at last.
- To repeat myself... FYI: Claire is also on twitter
- FYI: Claire is also on twitter
- Susan Shellenbarger (Taylor) was my very best friend at Princeton High School. Too bad she TRIED to steal MY boyfriend, Chris Caputo.
- I went onto Facebook the other day & noticed that Susan Shellenbarger had just signed up. I put in a friend request; she turned me down.
- Guess what?! RON GOLDMAN & I GOT MARRIED on the eve of his & Nicole Brown Simpson's murder. Soon to retrieve our marriage license in LA...
- @cnn Watch Florida.
- @politicalticker Ha!
- @jackcafferty If I am able to finally do something about it: YES. Claire Cruise from Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
- @jackcafferty Undoubtedly, McCain's comments never cease to reveal his extreme ignorance. Claire Cruise from Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
- @jackcafferty Of course. Can't expect less from a woman.
- @politicalticker Let's see how it turns out in Florida. Claire Cruise from Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
- @cnni Can't even bear to see such violence. Pigs are more sensitive, more intelligent than even dogs.
- @NancyGrace You put the cat to sleep just because he tripped you?
- @ricksanchezcnn I'm angry because there doesn't seem to be anything I can do about it.
- I'm bored waiting for my life to happen.
Jerry Lee Lewis and Ruth Buzzi - Breathless (Again)
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ACCORDING TO SOURCES, THE BLOW WAS SO DEEP IN THE GREEN ROOM, IT WAS LATER RENAMED.
MICK FLEETWOOD GOT THERE FIRST, AND KEEF FLEW IN FROM JAMAICA, PRIVATE-LIKE, AND AS HE MENTIONS, THIS IS THE ONLY GIG HE EVER HAS OR WOULD WEAR A TUX FOR. JERRY LEE, OF COURSE, DOES NOT USE COCAINE, SO THAT LEAVES, JOEL, PRETTY SURE KENNY OPTED OUT AND MICK FLEETWOOD.
WELL YOU WOULDN'T THINK THERE'D BE ANY LAGNIAPPE AFTER THE VACUUM BROTHERS HAD HAD THEIR WAY WITH THE BABANIA, BUT APPARENTLY THEY LEFT GARY BUSEY AND RUTH BUZZ UP TO THEIR EYEBALLS IN THE STUFF WHEN THEY WENT ON, BECAUSE AS YOU'LL SEE BY THIS, AND BY THE MOST INCREDIBLE [AND I DON'T MEAN THAT IN A GOOD WAY] VERSION OF 'HIGH SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL (ON IT'S WAY OR SEARCH UNDER DAILYMOTION UNDER MRJYN NOW), A SONG JERRY LEE HAS BEEN REPORTED TO HATE, BUT WHICH HERE, GARY BUSEY PROCEEDS TO TARNISH LIKE A SILVER SET IN BAYOU GAUCHE WITH TARNISH-RESISTANT INSANITY.
THAT, AND THE FACT THAT JERRY LEE LOOKS LIKE DOONESBURY'S AND DEAN MARTIN'S LOVE CHILD, MAKE THIS RANK AS ONE OF MY TOP-25 ALLTIME JLL CLIPS (CAN I GET AWAY WITH THAT?)...HALAL!
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The Summer Of '80s Movies: 'Heathers' - Monkey See Blog : NPR
The Summer Of '80s Movies: 'Heathers' - Monkey See Blog : NPRby Linda Holmes
We've been talking this week quite a bit about how much John Hughes knew about life in high school, but Daniel Waters, who wrote the 1989 blacker-than-black comedy Heathers, knew something too.
If Hughes understood the vulnerable, exposed bellies of sixteen-year-olds and the way high school can make you want to crawl inside a sleeping bag and not emerge until college, Waters understood, to put it plainly, the way high school can make you want to poison someone.
Waters understood how the overt bullying and covert sadism among high-school students is, at times, so brutal and relentless that if it took place outside the high-school context, you'd probably classify it as psychotic, or at least indicative of a very unquiet mind. Hughes understood how all the resulting anger can be turned inward; Waters understood how it might be turned outward -- and while they both wrote for laughs much of the time, you can tell that they both meant it.
Little Nicholson, why it's your friends who will kill you, and the color red, after the jump...
The specifics are these: Veronica (Winona Ryder) is the unhappy fourth member of the most powerful clique at her school. The other three are the Heathers Chandler, McNamara, and Duke (played by Kim Walker, Lisanne Falk, and Shannen Doherty -- a couple of years before Beverly Hills, 90210). Red-scrunchied Heather Chandler is the leader. and the only one with a real taste for (figurative) blood. She devises plots to cause pain to harmless nerds, she abuses her followers ... she's the perfect example of one of life's great mysteries: the popular girl no one likes.
Veronica acquires a new boyfriend named J.D., a new kid in a black trenchcoat. J.D. is played by Christian Slater, who is, as many noted at the time, doing his best Jack Nicholson.
(In fact, one of the many interesting questions Heathers raises is this: Are you supposed to notice he's doing Jack Nicholson? Is that part of the conscious subtext, the juxtaposition of a specific adult tough-guy icon and a high-school setting? Or is this just what Slater -- who was mostly unknown at the time, though I knew him from, er, Ryan's Hope -- thought "tough guy cracking wise" sounded like?)
The arrival of J.D. is the introduction of chaos into a regimented system. The character makes no sense as a teenager, and based on what he has to say, you wouldn't be surprised to learn he was secretly 30 and just out of prison. He is not of this world, this world where Veronica lives. What happens when you add to this volatile environment a person who has no regard for the rigid social rules of the Heathers, and little interest in any social rules at all?
Long story short, J.D. serves as the catalyst to unleash Veronica's buried rage, and before you know it, students are dying, and Veronica kind of didn't mean for it to happen, but she's not entirely sorry, either.
The thing that makes Heathers so interesting (in addition to the fact that it's so funny) is the decision to choose, as the fed-up student who begins taking out the popular kids, not a tormented outcast, but one of their own. It is an often-forgotten fact that the degree to which the most popular abuse the least popular is easily exaggerated: it happens, but much of the time, the nerds are simply invisible to people like the Heathers; they form their own little circles in which life is not all that bad. Band geeks and so forth aren't necessarily having a bad time in fact, even if they are at the bottom of the totem pole in theory.
Much of the most jaw-dropping abuse is not one clique on another, jock-on-geek. It's the circular firing squad of every group against itself, and the most socially egotistical kids care about that and stand to lose from it more than anyone. (This is an insight Heathers shares with Mean Girls, in which Regina George also saved her worst for her "friends.") And that makes Veronica's anger both more real and more interesting. It's one thing to want to kill your enemies; it's another to want to kill your friends.
While it's certainly thought-provoking, you can easily look at Heathers as pure whacked-out comedy, and it holds up on that level, too. The saccharine teacher who wants everyone to talk about feelings; Veronica's chipper use of the same dialogue to head off to a funeral that she earlier used to head off to a party ("Great pate, but I've gotta motor"), the great final shots of Winona Ryder, smudged and battered with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth, and -- of course -- the baffled father who winds up shouting, over his son's coffin, the instant classic line, "I love my dead gay son!" It's funny stuff.
But they gave everything a lot of thought, too. Just one example: Heather Chandler is strongly associated with the color red to the point of heavy-handedness, but there's a point to that, I think: red and white are the school colors, too. Which means that even after she's gone, the school is awash in red -- just as Veronica realizes that knocking out one Heather only means there is another to take her place. (In this case, literally another Heather.) Because it's not the one girl; it's the whole world.
Of course, the earth has very much shifted under this movie in the last 20 years. The idea that high school social life could plausibly collapse into bloody violence was a fairly distant and more comfortably satirical notion in 1988. Once discussions of school violence increased in prominence and at least some of that violence seemed to be rooted in the suffering of those who were bullied or ostracized, the context became a little different.
But it remains a fascinating exercise: violent, creepy, and funny in equal amounts. And probably more than any other entry in the Summer Of '80s Movies series so far, it's both timeless and utterly reflective of its precise moment in pop-culture history. The themes are eternal, but the outfits and the slang and the style scream, "This is 1989, and in precisely five minutes, it will all be so five minutes ago."