Internet People! - The Meth Minute 39

An animated tribute to the internet people of the world, wherever you may be. Animated by Dan Meth, with music by Dan Meth and Micah Frank.

Video: Apple store in Sanlitun queue

Video: Apple store in Sanlitun queue [Category: Image Video]

注：如果您看不到上面这个视频， 直接去YouTube啦！ Note: If you do not see the video above, directly to YouTube it!
又注：视频缩略图里面这个手举“二"字胖子是吕欣欣 ，不是我。 Also note: the video thumbnails inside of the hands, "two" the word is fat 吕欣欣, not me.

咳咳，很久没做视频了。咳咳, not a long time to do a video. 上次还是经观的办公室 ，周五看了看，唏嘘了半天。 Last or through the office of view, looked at Friday, sadly for a long time.

这次的视频日记呢，是关于我去苹果三里屯店排队的事情。 The video diary of it is on Sanlitun Apple Store I went to line up things. 这是苹果在中国开的第一家直营店，想知道为什么Apple Store 如此重要？ This is the Apple in China, opened the first outlets, Apple Store would like to know why so important? 可以看看我过去翻译的这篇帖子 ，中间有一部分叫做“关于苹果专卖店”。 I can see past the translation of this post, the middle part is called "on the Apple Store."

在7月11日的晚上， herock同学火急火燎地给我打了个电话。 July 11 in the evening, students herock to火急火燎punched a phone to me. 那时我正在闷热的731路公交车上睡得五迷三道，赶紧抹了一把哈喇子：“咩事？我正在回家路上。”但电话那头的问题立马就把我惊醒了：“喂，我说，苹果店不是今晚开吗？在三里屯哪儿啊？” When I was hot and the 731 bus routes 3 fans sleep five, quickly wiping the哈喇子1: "咩事? I'm on the road home." However, the issue of telephone那头immediately awakened, I had: " Hey, I said that Apple stores do not open tonight? in Sanlitun where ah? "

我回忆了半天，终于想通了herock的逻辑症结所在。 I remember for a long time, finally realized the crux of the logic of herock. 回复到：“今天是iPhone 3G 发布，不是苹果店开业。您搞错了。再说，我就是个苹果用户，不是苹果粉丝。我才不去排队等开门了。记住哦，我是很理性的消费者！” Reply to: "Today is iPhone 3G release, not Apple store opening. You made a mistake. Furthermore, I is an Apple user, not Apple fans. I do not open the door of the waiting. Remember Oh, I am a very rational consumers! "

可是呢，一个礼拜之后，我还是搞了一台DV，屁颠屁颠地跑到苹果三里屯店去了。 But then, after a week, I still engage in a DV,屁颠屁颠to go to the Apple Store Sanlitun. 虽然在面对herock的前五秒一度语塞，但是巧舌如簧的我很快就进入了状态：“我是因为这里有很多朋友才来看看嘛，不是因为苹果哦。我真的很理性！” Although in the face of the first five seconds herock was speechless, but I quickly巧舌如簧into the state: "I have many friends here because it看嘛view, not because of Apple's oh. I really rational ! "

于是，前些天，我看到了这样的一则blog ，说：“我觉得身在Sohu的飞猪同学，风格却很XX(飞猪字：抹去不堪入耳的脏话2字)，常常在开始做一件事之前表现的毫不在意甚至嗤之以鼻，忽然开始做的时候又会极度投入，在某种程度上将其做到极致。” Thus, the other day, I saw such a blog, said: "I think in Sohu's飞猪students, style is very XX (飞猪words:不堪入耳to erase the word of bad language 2), often at the beginning of do one thing even before the performance to give a snort of care, all of a sudden started doing extreme inputs will, to some extent to achieve the ultimate. "

什么叫做“极致”呢？ What is "extreme" it? 在这篇用了“极致”这个形容词的文章出台的时候，herock同学还只是看到了我在apple4us上粘贴的一个召集帖以及且费了不少审美细胞制作的海报一张。 In this use of the "extreme" that the word out when an article, herock students only seen me on the paste in a apple4us convened with, as well as aesthetic and a lot of posters produced by a cell.

这怎么可以叫做“极致”？ How can it called "extreme"? 真正的极致呢，就是能够把一个事实上确实“假high”的活动用视频搞得看起来真的很high。 The ultimate real, that is, in fact able to exact a "false high" activities of the video made to look really high. 如果我的这部《iWait》有朝一日发行DVD了，我一定要把herock同学今天在Twitter上的评语镌刻在背面：“不过飞猪同学确实没有辜负我对他的评价，每个作品都保持在相当水准。” If my film "iWait" one day the DVD issue, I must herock students on Twitter today reviews engraved in the back: "But the students did not live up to飞猪I told him of the evaluation, each work has maintained a fairly the standard. "

然后在这个评语的下方画上：★★★★★。 And then in the paint on the bottom of the reviews: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★. 就是YouTube上面那样的哦！ YouTube is like the above, oh!

Point must be before they can seriously yo, students!

In my childhood playmates, the most likely in the "瀛海威" the help of the Internet to complete the enlightenment of education.

 

Cool I am gifted students are aware of.

但是我在写一个叫做Youku Buzz (daily)的英文博客，就不是很多人知道了。 But I called in to write a Youku Buzz (daily) blog in English, not many people know. 这个博客的读者们呢，主要是西方媒体以及其他对中国感兴趣的歪国朋友。 Readers of this blog it was mainly the Western media, as well as other interested distortion of China's friends.

过年前，设计了一支马克杯，用来宣传这个blog。 Chinese New Year before a mug design, used to promote this blog. 过年回来，发现还有一些没有送完，就在这里派发一下喽！ Chinese New Year came back and found that while some do not, click on the distribution of myself here! 限量5 个，请听题：在您的博客上聊聊您对Youku Buzz (daily) 的看法(长短自便，并请自觉杜绝为了得到马克杯而进行的PMP行为)。 5 Limited, please listen to question: In your blog you talk Youku Buzz (daily) views (自便length and asked to be conscious in order to put an end to mug acts carried out by PMP). 然后在本文下方留个E-mail 和link ，我回头跟您联系。 And then to stay in the bottom of this article E-mail and the link, I am back with you.

一定要认真一点才可以哟，同学们！ Point must be before they can seriously yo, students!

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