The “JK Wedding Dance” video has proved so popular that more than 12 million watched the viral hit in 10 days, the couple has appeared on the Today Show, and the featured song was near the top of the iTunes most purchased list. Now, College Humor is ready to eat their slice of the fruitful wedding cake as well.JK Wedding Dance Leads to Unexpected Divorce [VIDEO]Instead of a wedding dance, College Humor has fast-forwarded to the future with a video from Jill and Kevin’s last day. “Unexpected Divorce Intro” is in the same style of the original hit, but with a dancing divorce party as part of College Humor’s mock rendition of the couple’s divorce proceedings. Complete with a judge rocking out to Chris Brown’s Forever, the video is a must watch and will likely became just as meme-worthy as the original.
We still like the original best, but “Unexpected Divorce Intro” is certainly entertaining in its own right. Let us know what you think of the mock divorce proceedings in the comments
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July 31, 2009
JK Wedding Dance Leads to Unexpected Divorce [VIDEO]
Federal Bureau of Investigation - Press Release
Federal Bureau of Investigation - Press ReleaseFBI’s Top Ten News Stories for the Week Ending July 31, 2009
1. Charlotte: Seven Charged with Terrorism Violations in North Carolina
Seven individuals have been charged with conspiring to provide material support to terrorists and conspiring to murder, kidnap, maim, and injure persons abroad. The indictment alleges that the defendants prepared themselves to engage in violent jihad and were willing to die as martyrs. They also allegedly offered training in weapons and financing, and helped arrange overseas travel and contacts so others could wage violent jihad overseas. Full Story
2. Washington Field Office: James Von Brunn Indicted for Attack on the Holocaust Memorial Museum
A federal grand jury in the District of Columbia returned a seven-count indictment charging James Wenneker Von Brunn, 89, of Annapolis, Md., with the murder of Special Police Officer Stephen Tyrone Johns and related hate crime and gun charges for his alleged attack on the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum on June 10, 2009. Full Story
3. Buffalo: FBI Announces Arrests involving an Illegal Narcotics Trafficking Organization
Twenty-two federal arrest warrants and 15 federal search warrants were executed in connection with an illegal narcotics trafficking organization. As evidenced by the locations of the search warrants, this was a wide ranging drug trafficking operation that reached across Erie and Niagara County borders into neighboring communities. Law enforcement officers seized 14 weapons, illegal drugs including cocaine and marijuana, $15,000 in cash, and approximately 10 vehicles. Full Story
4. Houston: Medicare Fraud Strike Force Operations Lead to Charges Against 32 Doctors and Health Care Executives
Thirty-two people have been indicted for schemes to submit more than $16 million in false Medicare claims in the continuing operation of the Medicare Fraud Strike Force. The Strike Force in Houston is the fourth phase of a targeted criminal, civil, and administrative effort against individuals and health care companies that fraudulently bill the Medicare program. Full Story
5. Newark: Six Mortgage Industry Insiders Charged by FBI and IRS
Daniel Verdia, Don Apolito, Jaye Miller, and Chrystal Paling were arrested and Robert Gorman and Philip Blanch surrendered in connection with a mortgage fraud scam operated out of an office in Hasbrouck Heights, New Jersey. The six defendants are each charged with one count of wire fraud, in a joint investigation between the FBI and IRS titled “Operation Follow The Money.” Full Story
6. Miami: Forty-One Defendants Charged in Separate Fraudulent Mortgage Schemes
Forty-one defendants were charged on July 28, 2009, in six separate cases, resulting in more than $40 million in fraudulent loans. The cases reaffirm the joint federal and local commitment to crack-down on mortgage fraud perpetrators in South Florida. Full Story
7. Detroit: Fourteen Motorcycle Gang Leaders and Members Plead Guilty to Violent Crime, Drug and Firearms Charges
Fourteen members of the Outlaws Motorcycle Club pled guilty in Detroit to charges including violent crimes in aid of racketeering, illegal drug distribution and firearms violations. The guilty pleas included leaders, members and gang associates of Outlaws’ chapters in Fort Wayne, Ind., Indianapolis, and areas of Detroit. Full Story
8. New Orleans: Illegal Aliens Arrested on Wire Fraud Charges
Jalla Pierre Emanuel and Jackson Ntone Ndemba, citizens of the Republic of Cameroon, were arrested and charged by a criminal complaint with conspiracy and wire fraud. According to the affidavit in support of the criminal complaint, Emanuel and Ndemba fraudulently represented that they could produce two counterfeit bills utilizing one real bill. Full Story
9. Washington Field Office: Virginia Resident Pleads Guilty to Participating in Scheme to Steal Fuel from U.S. Army in Iraq
Michel Jamil, 59, pled guilty on July 27, 2009, in a scheme to steal fuel worth approximately $39.6 million from the U.S. Army in Iraq. In his guilty plea, Jamil admitted that in March 2007, he and two of his co-conspirators arranged for the creation of a false Memorandum for Record (MFR) authorizing individuals to draw fuel from the Victory Bulk Fuel Point (VBFP), Camp Liberty, Iraq, purportedly on behalf of a company serving as a contractor to the U.S. government. Full Story
10. Kansas City: Wyoming Man Pleads Guilty to Buying Fake Diplomatic Identification
Blake W. Bestol of Cheyenne, Wyoming, a man with connections to the sovereign citizen movement, pled guilty in federal court to buying fraudulent diplomatic credentials. Bestol obtained an identification card that purported to be diplomatic identification and carried the title of “Ambassador” next to his name. Full Story
Dr. 'Nick' Nichopoulos Interview: Elvis - Dr. Murray - Drugs - Jul 29, 2009
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Jul 29, 2009 6:07 pm US/Eastern
Doc Shares Tales Of Elvis' Drug Use
Video Shows Star Struggle To Focus Onstage
Elvis' Personal Doctor Talks Drugs and the King of Rock 'n' Roll Tonight Insider footage of Elvis Presley just six weeks before his death -- drenched in sweat, slurring his words onstage during a performance; backstage he seemed out of it, bloated and exhausted. Now, we're with the King of Rock 'n' Roll's personal physician, Dr. George Nichopoulos, who reveals the story behind that footage for the first time ever.
"The problem at that time was that he had been given some medication to help him sleep, and one of the side effects is that it will drop your blood pressure down," says Dr. Nick, who gave Elvis the pills that made him slur his words. The author of "The King and Dr. Nick: What Really Happened to Elvis and Me" in stores February 2010, says, "Unfortunately, there's not a drug that treats everything; each medical problem needs its own medication."
The incredible footage comes from the new DVD "This is Elvis," in stores now. Many people have compared Elvis' death to Michael Jackson's, and Dr. Nick says of Jackson's own personal physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, now the focus of a police investigation, "I'm sure he's running scared."
Watch "The Insider" for more! An exclusive "Insider" video made six weeks before Elvis Presley's death shows the singer drenched in sweat and slurring his words onstage during a performance. The King of Rock 'n' Roll's personal physician says Elvis Presley was badly affected by the mix of drugs the star used to control his life, a mix suspected in the death of later-era superstar Michael Jackson.
Dr. George Nichopoulos spoke to "The Insider" about video footage made six weeks before Elvis' death that shows the singer drenched in sweat and slurring his words onstage during a performance.
Backstage he seemed out of it, bloated and exhausted, said Nichopoulos, known also as Dr. Nick.
"The problem at that time was that he had been given some medication to help him sleep, and one of the side effects is that it will drop your blood pressure down," says Dr. Nick, who gave Elvis the pills that made him slur his words. What Really Happened to Elvis and Me'
Dr. 'Nick' Nichopoulos Talks About Elvis - Dr. Murray - 'The King and Dr. Nick'
The author of, says, "Unfortunately, there's not a drug that treats everything; each medical problem needs its own medication." The incredible footage comes from the new DVD "This is Elvis," in stores now. Many people have compared Elvis' death to Michael Jackson's, and Dr. Nick says of Jackson's own personal physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, now the focus of a police investigation, "I'm sure he's running scared." The Los Angeles County coroner's office says release of Michael Jackson's autopsy results will be delayed. Coroner's officials had said they were going to release the results this week but Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter said Wednesday the announcement will probably not come until next week.
Winter did not discuss reasons for the delay, saying only that his office needed to "finish up a bunch of stuff," reports CBS News. It was reported earlier Wednesday that prescription drugs prescribed or sold to Jackson were obtained with the use of as many as 19 aliases, the attorney for Jackson's doctor says.
Beer Summit: Obama - Crowley - Gates
Ale to the Chief: "The money shot was about 40 seconds of shaky pool video—captured from a sterile distance of 50 feet away—first of a butler carrying a silver tray of steins across a manicured lawn, then of the president and the vice president in breezy shirtsleeves, and the professor and the cop in formal dark suits, seated at a round white patio table, with the steins placed in front of them."--LG
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After all the hype for Thursdays White House Beer Summit—the cheesy countdown clocks, the silly panel discussions, CNNs arguably insane segment featuring a crazed schematic of the Rose Garden get-together—the actual event was letdown.
Chris Matthews found it impossible not to compare the meeting to Bill Clintons historic White House ceremony between Yasser Arafat and Yitzhak Rabin. Even through beer goggles, the reality could never have matched the buildup—which was stoked earlier in the day by a presidential photo-op during which Barack Obama affected to be fascinated with the fascination about this evening.
The president added: Its a clever term, but this is not a summit, guys, just three folks having a drink at the end of the day. Obama and Joe Biden grinned genially, leaned back, and popped nuts into their mouths. Harvard academic Henry Louis Skip Gates Jr. and Cambridge Police Sergeant James Crowley, on the far side of the table and a safe distance from each other, sat ramrod-straight and unsmiling. All that could be heard was the whirring of cameras and some muffled muttering, as the president sipped his beer, then downed a mouthful of nuts, then laughed at something, then wiped his hand on his trousers. At one point he and Gates clinked steins. Biden didnt seem interested in his nonalcoholic suds. Sgt. Crowley raised his beer to his lips and gulped, as Professor Gates lectured and gestured.
Thank you! barked a White House aide, and then the pool was briskly ushered out of range. Im pretty unimpressed, Wendell, Fox complained to White House correspondent. Im pretty unimpressed, too, Goler said.
Compared to its two rivals, Foxs coverage was succinct and predictably sour. Patronizing, condescending, insufferable, Fox said of Obama. Otherwise, Im sure hes a nice guy. I give President Obama a huge amount of credit for caring about Vice President Biden.
And so the Teachable Moment ended—not with a bang but with a whimper of post-game analysis, on and on, into the night. A watchable moment that inevitably morphed into an unwatchable eternity. CNN owned this story—but not always in a good way. In its pre-game coverage presided earnestly in front of a multi-screen display showing live shots of various locations on the White House grounds—including a bunch of photographers doing nothing in the Briefing Room, an inert structure labeled Fence, and an otherwise unidentifiable wall labeled West Wing , complete with high-tech video pullouts, of how White House officials changed the venue of the Oktoberfest from the picnic table by the playground equipment on the South Lawn to the smaller table in the Rose Garden. FOX encouraged domestic Beerbohm to complain that the president, in choosing Bud Light as his brew, was actually celebrating a Belgian-owned company. NBC speculated that Biden would be praising Gates as clean and articulate. Matthews did a live opening segment replete with assessments of body language and facial expressions, and found it impossible not to compare the meeting to Bill Clintons historic White House ceremony between Yasser Arafat and Yitzhak Rabin.
Sgt. Crowleys televised news conference at AFL-CIO headquarters: This supposedly media-innocent cop was thoughtful, relaxed, and even humorous before the cameras as he announced that he and the professor were planning to meet again. Do you know where youre meeting? a reporter asked.
I do, Crowley answered with a tiny grin.
Can you tell us? the reporter pressed.
No! Crowley shot back—getting rewarded with a roar of laughter.
Afterward CNN marveled: He sounded at points like a politician.
Politicos agreed: NBC bureau chief chimed in: A star is born.
But Matthews came up with a metaphor befitting the strange excess of the night: Weve got another Susan Boyle here.
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