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(909): why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"? texts from last night
Michael Jackson doc hires bodyguard (From This Is Local London)
Michael Jackson doc hires bodyguardMichael Jackson doc hires bodyguard (From This Is Local London)5:53pm Wednesday 22nd July 2009
Michael Jackson's doctor Conrad Murray has had to hire a bodyguard, his representative has said.
Murray has emerged as a central figure in the investigation into Jackson's death but has denied reports he gave the pop star any drugs that contributed to the tragedy.
His representative posted a message on his law firm's website saying: "Dr. Murray was the last doctor standing when Michael Jackson died and it seems all the fury is directed toward him... he is frustrated by negative and often erroneous media reports, he has to walk around 24-7 with a bodyguard."
He continued: "He can't operate his practice. He can't go to work because he is harassed no matter where he goes."
Investigators trying to figure out what killed Jacko are looking for additional information from the doctor, who tended to him as he was dying.
"The coroner wants to clear up the cause of death; we share that goal," Murray's rep said.
"Based on Dr. Murray's minute-by-minute and item-by-item description of Michael Jackson's last days, he should not be a target of criminal charges," he added.
Investigators found the powerful anaesthetic propofol in Jackson's home, it has been reported.
Police detectives have already spoken to Murray twice -- once immediately after the singer's death and again two days later. Murray's clinic in north Houston has also been searched by police investigators.
A cause of death has yet to be determined for the pop star. The coroner's office is expecting to release autopsy results next week.
What Becomes a Legend Most (I liked mine better than the Post's) JACKO'S DIAMONDS IN THE TUFT - New York Post
Michael Jackson will soon be transformed from king to bling.A synthetic-gem company announced yesterday that it plans to turn some of the late gloved singing star's hair into diamonds and offer them for sale."I was thinking about a vehicle that would most make sense for handling the King of Pop, and I couldn't think of anything classier than to make a gemstone," said John Reznikoff, a memorabilia collector now in possession of the Jackson hair sample.The locks slated to become diamonds were collected in 1984, after the infamous incident in which Jacko's scalp caught fire as he filmed a fireworks-laced Pepsi ad.Ad producer Ralph Cohen picked the hair up off the floor after helping smother the flames with his coat. He sold the tuft to Reznikoff last month after Michael's death.The hair will be made into yellow diamonds weighing two carats each.Reznikoff and Russell VandenBiesen, a spokesman for the diamond maker LifeGem, said they haven't set a price yet.The company -- which uses a powerful press machine that mimics the power of the Earth to form a diamond from carbon -- used the same method on the hair of another music legend, Ludwig van Beethoven.A Jackson family spokesman did not return a call for comment.
JACKO'S DIAMONDS IN THE TUFT - New York Post
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