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July 5, 2009

SNAKE BITE FESTIVAL | Weekly World News

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MUMBAI – Residents of Jharkhand celebrate the deity Manasa Devi every year – by being bitten by cobras!

Every year around June, the residents of Jharkhand honor the Hindu deity Manasa Devi. The goddess of snakes, she is often worshipped for the prevention and cures of snakebites and infertility.

While most pay homage in simple ways, a few show their devotion by placing their fate in her hands. They apply herbal medicine all over their body, ingest Eklavi which protects them from poison, and then place cobras on themselves to be bitten!

If you don’t believe it, take a look at last year’s festivities:

SNAKE BITE FESTIVAL | Weekly World News

MICHAEL JACKSON PHOTO TIMELINE | Weekly World News

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Doctors performing Jackson’s autopsy were not ready to comment on allegations that the dozens of tiny wounds on his arms, hips and toes are from his association with the Porcupine Lady.

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Jackson donned a green armband in the last days of his life to show solidarity with the Iranian people protesting the results of their presidential election.

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When the Swine Flu became an international pandemic, Jackson knew only the power of Spiderman could protect his children.

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MTV and Michael Jackson famously fell out of favor with each other in 2007 after Jackson was handed an MTV Music Video Lifetime Achievement Award and the singer commented, “Is that show still on? Does MTV even show music videos anymore? Why won’t Heidi or Spencer return my calls?”

MICHAEL JACKSON PHOTO TIMELINE | Weekly World News

Arnold Klein, the pimp...dermatologist who allegedly fathered Michael Jackson’s children, speaks with media - Evil Beet

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July 2nd, 2009 by Evil Beet

Dr. Arnold Klein

Arnold Klein, the pimp dermatologist who allegedly fathered Michael Jackson’s children, speaks with media outside his home in Los Angeles. This looks nothing like the previous photo we saw of Klein. He’s really let himself go in recent years, I guess. Either that, or he’s carrying three more of Michael’s children in his uterus. (Seriously, though, the shirt is stained in like three places. So gross. I would never let this guy touch my skin.)

July 4, 2009

What's Michael Jackson Doing Now?

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