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June 12, 2009

'I married the Eiffel Tower' - The Independent

'I married the Eiffel Tower'

Meet the woman whose emotional needs are met by a 1,000ft iron monument – and the other unlikely lovers giving new meaning to the term 'solid relationship'



Erika La Tour Eiffel hugs her 'husband', the iconic Parisian monument

    Absurd Car Chases [for J.G. Ballard]

    I've no idea what this piece of video is, where it came from, or what it's for. But it seems an appropriate eulogy for J.G. Ballard, perhaps the only Briton who really understood modernity.

    Objectum-Sexuality 1 & 2: I MARRIED THE EIFFEL TOWER + BERLIN WALL [Je mariée à la Tour Eiffel + Berlin Wall] via: mrjyn Dailymotion


    Erika La Tour Eiffel hugs her 'husband', the iconic Parisian monument





    PART 1:

    NAISHO EXPLAINS HER RELATIONSHIP WITH THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE AND AN ARCHERY BOW!
    Not a joke! [Pas une blague!]


    The main subject, Mrs. Eiffel II (the woman featured, who married the Eiffel Tower--okay, it was a personal commitment, she says) AND The Berlin Wall.








    IN THE FINAL CLIP:

    NAISHO MARRIES THE BERLIN WALL!

    Not a joke!
    [Pas une blague!]




    UK documentary featuring

    Erika Naisho
    (Eiffel)

    and

    Eija-Riitta Eklöf Berliner-Mauer
    (Berlin Wall)


    Pt. 2 documenting a sexual paraphilia (ahem).

    The main subject, Mrs. Eiffel II (the women featured in this doc who married the Eiffel Tower--okay, it was a personal commitment, she says) NOW visits her other husband, The Berlin Wall.

    In this I-CAN'T-STOP-WATCHING DOCUMENTRY, we follow her on her pilgrimage to Sweden, to meet the first "OS," Eija-Riitta Eklöf Berliner-Mauer (first Mrs. BERLIN-WALL), who reluctantly lets Naisho share the Wall, as well as a Swedish Trestle Bridge, which Naisho serenades], Paris [where she fondles La Tour Eiffel's buttresses], and finally, Berlin [where she visits the Checkpoint Charlie Museum to find out about her almost-completely removed husband's past, and receives a commission by the German curator to construct six more Berlin Wall Scale Models for the museum collection]. We also eavesdrop on a prolonged conversation she has with the Wall, where she ponders the existential dilemma of loving Bad Boys.






    ~MRJYN

    'I married the Eiffel Tower'

    Meet the woman whose emotional needs are met by a 1,000ft iron monument – and the other unlikely lovers giving new meaning to the term 'solid relationship'


    SWEDISH WOMAN FROM OS DOC [SHORT CLIP OF HER RED FENCE HUSBAND]