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alberto y los trio paranoia

kill

alberto y los trio paranoia

snuffin

alberto y los trio paranoia

ANADIN (british painkiller:

takin the piss out of 'Heroin'

999

dr. feelgood

lee brilleaux (r.i.p.)

generation x

your generation

revillos

I'm the (D)happiest (D7)girl In the (C)whole U.S.(G)A: videography and tablature

country singer's wife

superman

funny face

live at the boar's nest

happiest girl in the whole u.s.a. 1

happiest girl in the whole u.s.a. 2

happiest girl in the whole u.s.a. 3

happiest girl in the whole u.s.a. 4

The Happiest Girl In The Whole U.S.A.
by Danna Fargo

Verse 1:
(D7)Good morn-in' (G)morning, hello (D7)sun shine
(C)Wake up sleep-y head
(G)Why'd we move that (G7)bo-jan-gle clock
So (D)far a-way from the (D7)bed
Just one more (G)minute
Thats why we (D)moved it
(C)One more hug or two
Do you (D)love wakin' up next to me
As much as I love wakin' up next to (G)you

Verse 2:
(D)You make the (G)coffee, I'll make the (D7)bed
I'll fix (C)your lunch and you fix mine
Now (G)tell me the truth
(G7)Do those old shoes look (D)funny, honey
It's almost (D7)time
Now (C)you be careful, gotta (D)go
I love you, (G)have a beautiful (C)day
And kiss the (D)happiest girl
In the (C)whole U.S.(G)A.

Chorus:
(C)Skip-a-dee-doo-dah (there are various alternate spellings of this phrase, such as
Skippedee-dooda. i have decided to go with the extra-hyphenated version.)
(G)Thank you, Lord, for (D)making him for (G)me
And (C)thank you for letting life (G)turn out
The way that I (A7)always thought it could (D7)be
There (G)once was a time
When I could not imagine
(C)How it would feel, to (G)say
I'm the (D)happiest (D7)girl
In the (C)whole U.S.(G)A.

Alive

Donna Fargo

Field:

Music

Info:

Country music singer, "The Happiest Girl in the Whole USA", "Funny Face"

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Date of Birth: Current Age:

11/10/1945 61

first in a series of nashvegas meets hollywood and taps the keg of national craunchousness

Take This Job and Shove It.

CHORUS

Take this job and shove it
I ain't workin' here no more
My woman done left and took all the reasons
I was workin' for
You better not to try to stand in my way
As I walk out the door
Just take this job and shove it
"Cause I ain't workin' here no more.

I've been workin' in this fact'ry
For nigh on fifteen years
Seen some of my best friends' women
Drownin' in a pool of tears
Seen alot of my kinfolk die
Had a lot of bills to pay
Lord, I'd give the shirt right off of my back
If I had the guts to say...

REPEAT CHORUS

The foreman is a regular low-down dog
The line boss is a fool
Got himself a brand new flattop haircut
Lord, he really thinks that's cool
One of these days, I'm gonna blow my top
And that sucker's going to pay
Lord, I can't wait to see their faces
When I get the nerve to say...

REPEAT CHORUS



The comedy for everyone who's had it up to here.

Hells Angels Forever
Willie Nelson, Jerry Garcia, Bo Diddley and others also make appearances.

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David Allan Coe

Born: 6-Sep-1939
Birthplace: Akron, OH

Gender: Male
Race or Ethnicity: White
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Country Musician

Nationality: United States
Executive summary: Take This Job and Shove It

Son: Tyler
Son: Carson
Daughter: Carla
Daughter: Tanya Montana (b. 1986)
Father: (d. Aug-1986)
Wife: Jody
Daughter: Tanya
Daughter: Shyanne
Brother: Jack

Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame
Car Theft
Obscenity possession of obscene materials
Robbery

FILMOGRAPHY AS ACTOR
Take This Job and Shove It (24-Apr-1981)
Buckstone County Prison (1978)

Official Website:
http://www.officialdavidallancoe.com/

Johnny Paycheck

AKA Donald Eugene Lytle

Born: 31-May-1938
Birthplace: Greenfield, OH
Died: 18-Feb-2003
Location of death: Nashville, TN [1]
Cause of death: Emphysema
Remains: Buried, Woodlawn Memorial Park Cemetery, Nashville, TN

Gender: Male
Religion: Christian
Race or Ethnicity: White
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Country Musician

Nationality: United States
Executive summary: Take This Job and Shove It

Military service: US Navy (1950s)

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[1] Vanderbilt University Medical Center, Nashville, TN.

Wife: Sharon (m. 1960s, until his death, three children)

Assault 1950s, served a military prison sentence
Assault Served prison (1989-91) in Ohio
Passing Bad Checks 1972
Rape 1982 (charges reduced)
Assault 1985 (Hillsboro, OH)
Bankruptcy 1990 (filed)
Risk Factors: Diabetes, Alcoholism, Asthma

FILMOGRAPHY AS ACTOR
Hell's Angels Forever (1983) Himself
Take This Job and Shove It (24-Apr-1981)

Official Website:
http://www.johnnypaycheckmusic.com/

Hall Of Fame Honors

Johnny's offspring makes plea

He is not a member of the Country Music Hall of Fame today, but in the next year I want to raise the fans and artists voices to a level that the country music industry can hear. I think my father influenced country music to a degree that he should be honored for. By entering your information below you will be added to a petition that will help to get my father into the Country Music Hall of Fame. He can not be entered in for another year but after that time I hope to see his name on the distinguishable list of country music hall of famers. Please help out and let the country music industry hear your voice.

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(from the official jp website)

NEVER FORGET 2/18/2004 - One year ago tonight is the night that dad passed away.
Keep his memory alive.

seven degrees of craunchy bacon: sock it to me

Socked it to ...

Suddenly she was in it. The lyrics, the music, literally made Jeanniethe Harper Valley girl. Caught up in it, she snorted and sneered theanger of the world. That was it. What the world heard was what was donethe second time around in the studio - the dobro licks and all, nothingelse added or deleted.