WhatGetsMeHot in Conjunction with YOUTUBE PRESENT 'THE SEVEN FREAKIEST YOUTUBE CHANNEL-DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS' [DAY #5] 'xxTetsuo' - He Died But his Website's Here

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[::] in Conjunction with YOUTUBE PRESENT: 'THE SEVEN FREAKIEST YOUTUBE CHANNEL-DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS' [DAY #4] 'thedailyenglishshow': ESL

#869 The Wizard Of Oz -

I Haven't Got A Brain

#776 In The Ghetto, Elvis, Tree Dies In NZ, Fish Joke

#713 I Am An Anarchist,

I Dreamt I Was A Muffler

#626

Pulp Fiction

WARNING:

EXPLICIT LANGUAGE

(just a little)

#643 Rehab by

Amy Winehouse, Angry Old Man Throws Table

http://www.thedailyenglishshow.com/

"I would like to 'thank' Sarah, the homely host of 'The Daily English Show' for many happy moments spent watching her educational daily english show.

I like to think that having graduated with a degree in english, that i have a grasp on the english language; however, i am now thoroughly convinced that if push came to shove, and Sarah and I were sharing a martini in a cocktail lounge , i would be struck down with a form of glossolalia which would render any conversation between us useless.

at that point, i would hope that Sarah might take me under her wing and help me relearn my mother tongue.

I would also like to take this opportunity to remind Sarah, that if she were ever to find herself in need of 'thanking' in Norwegian, i would almost certainly drop whatever it was that i might be doing on the other side of the world, so that i might 'thank' her properly in Norwegian.

As a southern man, i was raised to be very polite, and my 'thanks' in Norwegian would, i'm sure, be unparralelled in her experience or mine. I am completely at her disposal, and i leave this offer of unconditional 'thankfulness' open and on the table for her and at her discretion, to use as she may see fit; and having said this, should she possibly want no 'thanks' in return, i would not be even slightly offended.

It would simply be a pleasure for me to 'thank' her in Norwegian, as i believe, only knowing her from her videocast, she might deserve to be 'thanked;' and possibly never having been thanked to such a degree in the past, or at least recently, in Japan, i believe that she might 'thank' me twofold for such a sincere and demonstrative 'thanking' which anyone was ever 'thanked'.

m.

[::] in Conjunction with YOUTUBE PRESENT: 'THE SEVEN FREAKIEST YOUTUBE CHANNEL-DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS' [DAY #3] ' mouffettefatale': occult/avant garde

Otto Mühl, 1967


One of many strange short-films from Otto Mühl and his band of merry freaks...

I set my sights on the human body and realized things
were moving at last, during my first material action,
I soiled a female body with mud, paint, rubbish and paste,
and tied it up in old rags and ropes dipped in mud.

- Otto Muehl, 1963


Question: If Control's Control is Absolute, then why does Control need to Control?

As always Burroughs is inspiring, avant-garde, thought-provoking. While smoking a hookah he philosophizes against mainstream American ills in a sci-fi apocalyptic context, an organic planet in a symmetrical, monochrome universe.

So, light your hookah and have a listen...

- Ah Puch, the God of death and King of Metnal, the underworld was depicted as a skeleton or corpse adorned with bells, sometimes the head of an owl.


Mickey Mouse has been castrated by Disney, he's now a pussy. Not the playful, evil little trickster of long ago, he's now remains the mouse of the suburbs, the well behaved pet of Ozzie & Harriet.

Kenneth Anger on Mouse Heaven:

Yes, I'm finishing a film I've already shot. It's a study of animated toys of a rare nature. These are collectibles of early Walt Disney toys. I've always loved Mickey Mouse since I was a little boy and I'm outraged about the current Disney company's attitude to Mickey Mouse. I mean they think they own it but all the children of the world own Mickey Mouse. And I have devised a way to star Mickey Mouse in a film that the current Disney company can't legally object to, by filming an antique toy collection of early Disney toys. And it's just a coincidence all those toys happen to be Mickey Mouse. I'm actually being very respectful of early Mickey Mouse. I hate later Mickey Mouse, because from "Fantasia" on the Disney people decided to humanize the mouse, remove his tail - which is a kind of castration - and turn him into a little boy who is a sort of a goody-two-shoes. And he's no longer the mischievous, sadistic mouse that he was in the beginning. He used to do nasty little tricks like twist the udders of cows and things like that. And that's the only mouse I'm interested in, I mean this kind of demon 'fetish' figure.


A girl sees a rabbit running across a field. Thinking it would make an excellent muff, she pursues it with a knife. It escapes her, but her brother kills it. She slices it open, and out pops an animated idol that, when bothered by insects, turns them into feathers, bottles of ink, and jewels. Thinking of the riches of royalty, the boy and girl put the idol outside in a vat of plum jam and proceed to eviscerate various farm animals to draw hundreds of wasps and flies. The idol complies, and soon they've filled a bedroom with boxes of jewels. Off they go to town to trade the feathers and ink for more jam, but while they're gone, the idol is busy. Comeuppance awaits...

Malice In Wonderland

A montage of scenes from Burroughs cut up novels. In fact the film shows how it is done. Pages are cut up and reassembled into prose.

More watchable than a pure Dadaist exercise, it is still anti-bourgeoisie at heart, and it is a trial of ones sensibilities. After all, the aim of surrealistic cinema is deliberately to try the patience of the audience

— Man Ray

bonus [from its favorites]:

very creepy, disturbing children's cartoon, banned from TV

Short Film/Animation...
as topic...
holy shit..
no wonder it's banned from tv...
mysterious stranger?
is that mark twain or alber einstein?

i think its from mark twain

remember to leave appropriate comments! =)
and please dont spam about death to relatives or people if they read those stupid comments please. I dont have all day to mark all those crap as spam...

btw, thx for the honours!

[::] in Conjunction with YOUTUBE PRESENT: 'THE SEVEN FREAKIEST YOUTUBE CHANNEL-DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS' [DAY #2] 'Philtertip': WOMEN SMOKING!

I thought I'd seen everything....Until I came accross this gem.... a woman smoking underwater.... she comes up for a couple of drags (and some air) and then heads underwater to exhale... after these shenanigan, she proceed to show us what great shape her smoker's lungs are in by doing extended breath holding... sexy as hell.... odd, but sexy

mom almost catches teen daughter smoking a cigarette

Oh my... and, as I recall, mom too was an avid cigarette smoker in this movie...

mother daughter smoking team (cigarettes)

"School-girl" sneaks a cigarette on the playground

sexy blonde woman smoking

2 extremely hot smokers.... candid IRL

I take no credit for aquiring these shots... I have only edited them for your enjoyment... the credit goes to Mr. Ciggy Piggy.... and, Ciggy, if you want my enhancement of your fine work removed... please let me know.... Phil

[::] in Conjunction with YOUTUBE PRESENT: 'THE SEVEN FREAKIEST YOUTUBE CHANNEL-DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS' [DAY #1] 'NBAK' WOMEN IN NECK BRACES!

[::] in conjunction with YOUTUBE

IS HAPPY TO PRESENT

INSTALLMENT ONE [#1]

OF


'THE SEVEN FREAKIEST YOUTUBE + [::] DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS'

NBAK

[WOMEN IN NECK BRACES]

NBAK Proudly presents our latest DVD
Mercedes "The Recovery" Part 1

Mercedes is one of our beautiful models from the Spanish Beauties Section and this is her first DVD. Follow the story of Mercedes who is just home from the hospital after she was involved in a bad car accident on the busy streets of Madrid, Spain. Her Doctor has prescribed bed rest and a cervical brace. The brace is a very restrictive 2-Post Cervical Thoracic Orthosis (CTO). Mercedes hates her new neck brace and cannot wait to be rid of it, but she is not a very good patient. At her 2 week check-up her Doctor discovers she is not healing as fast as he hoped so he instructs her that she will need to be in the brace for another 6 weeks! Mercedes is devastated with the bad news. Back at home, she tries & tries to adjust the brace to make it more comfortable but nothing seems to work so she decides enough is enough and against her Doctors orders; she removes her 2-Poster Brace. Her neck continues to hurt with out the brace so she decides that she should at least put on her soft collar while she is at home resting.

Finally, 6 more weeks have gone by and it's time for her next Doctors vist. Mercedes again has not been a very good patient, mostly wearing her soft collar or nothing at all. Only wearing her 2-poster brace a few hours a week. After her Doctor examines her neck and look at the looks at the x-rays, he realizes that she has not been wearing her 2-Poster brace much in the last 8 weeks and her neck has a long way to go before it is healed so he decides to put her into a new neck brace that may be better tolerated. Mercedes is sent home in her new cervical orthosis called a SOMI Brace!! Her Doctor tells Mercedes that she will need to be in her new brace for atleast 6 more weeks and, that under no circumstance is she allowed to remove it. Mercedes is not happy! The restriction of the new SOMI brace makes everything difficult. Finally, after a long conversation with her Doctor, he allows her to remove the chin piece for eating, but only if she wears her soft collar. Unfortunatly for Mercedes, after she gets done eating, she must once again re-attach the uncomfortable chin piece to her SOMI Brace and strap herself back-in, tight and secure! Sweet dreams Mercedes, only 6 more weeks to go!
Over 40 minutes of high quality digital video are included on this DVD and as an added bonus,20 digital still are also included.This DVD contains some high quality, exclusive & very rare video footage of Mercedes in a 2-Poster CTO, a Soft Collar and a SOMI Brace and is a "must have" for the brace aficionado and the 2-Post CTO & SOMI Lover!

"Elizabeth's Milwaukee" - DVD

"Elizabeth's Milwaukee" - DVD NBAK Proudly presents our first "Elizabeth" DVD KTLA's Marta Waller reporting on the OJ Simpson Trial in a hard collar -- looks to be a wire frame type collar Elizabeth is one of our beautiful models that enjoys wearing everything from a soft collar to a CTLSO but in this DVD, she only wears the coveted Milwaukee Brace. A full chin to hips Milwaukee Brace (also know as a CTLSO), this DVD includes 81 pixs of her strapped into her very restrictive Milwaukee Brace Elizabeth models the Milwaukee Brace in various lingerie outfits and workout wear! Also included on this DVD are 11 minutes of high resolution digital video. In the first video, Elizabeth tries to settle down for the evening with a glass of wine and a comfy oversized man's dress shirt, unfortunatly her Milwaukee Brace makes things more challenging as she attempts to get comfortable in a chair, getting up and removeing the shirt and finally crawling into bed. In the second video, Elizabeth watches TV while once again strapped into her Milwaukee Brace, then she tries to get more comfortable by removing her blouse and her pants , striping down to only her foundation wear and her Milwaukee Brace. This DVD contains some high quality, exclusive & very rare video footage of Elizabeth in her Milwaukee Brace and is a "must have" for the brace aficionado and the Milwaukee Brace lover!

"Sasha One" - DVD NBAK Proudly presents 8 & 1/2 Women

"7 & Gwen's Brace Night " - DVD

"7 & Gwen's Brace Night" NBAK Proudly presents our latest DVD - "7 & Gwen's Brace Night" Thomas Collars on The Streets of Italy This DVD features the lovely Gwen scantly clad in her sheer, translucent panties and bra and the striking "7", wearing her long leg panty girdle and sheer bra. Watch the girls discussing the different braces that they should wear for an evening out. Gwen decides she will wear the Malibu Collar with a Thoracic Extension and 7 chooses the dreaded Halo Vest. Watch 7 as she straps Gwen into the Malibu and then see Gwen work hard on getting 7 into the Halo vest. After the braces are on, the girls try on several different outfits but struggle to get something that works with 7's new Halo Vest. Finally they decide on a sheer black body suit & black nylons under a blue satin skirt and jacket with high heels as the finishing touch. Next we see 7 help Gwen into black nylons, a long black skirt and matching black suit jacket. Finally, after the girls get decked out in their evening attire, we follow them into the bathroom to watch them put the finishing touches on their make up before venturing out. In the next scenes we follow the girls out of their hotel room into the hall for a brief conversation. From there they make their way up a flight stairs onto a small landing at the side of the hotel where they talk more about the evening and eaves drop on someone in the hotel next door. Finally, they carefully make their way back down the stairway and into the safety of their room. Back in their room we observe Gwen as she helps 7 get undressed and removes her Halo vest but not before she places her into an Aspen Collar to stabilize her neck before removing the Halo. Chapter 16 contains all the outtakes from the shoot with some very humorous conversations with the girls, Eric and myself. This DVD contains over 50 minutes of high quality, exclusive, original video and is a "must have" for the brace aficionado and the Halo lover!

"Johnna One - A Photo Shoot" NBAK Proudly presents our first "Johnna" DVD Nurse Patricia's Soft Collar Ever wonder what it is like being on one of our photo shoots, trying different braces on the models, having them change into different outfits. Well now you can have a look in full screen, high quality, high resolution video. Our first DVD release, "Johnna One - A Photo Shoot" was shot a few years ago on location and is finally ready for DVD release.