August 5, 2022

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George Jones: The most kafkaesque man forever!



George Jones: cocaine psychosis "possum turns into dee-doodle duck"

George Jones: Dee-Doodle Duck YouTube video

A possum turning into a duck is the ultimate kafkaesque situation to beat.



Kafka never heard George Jones sing.



If he had heard the greatest country singer of all time, sing 'He Stopped Loving Her Today' (a song Billy Sherrill estimated took two years to record), he probably would have written 'The Metamorphosis' anyway; the only thing different would be having to hear college kids talk about waking up as Donald Duck!


NOW READ the original account which remains unrivaled for its shocking unparalleled Rock 'n' Roll Infamy!



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• Roiling Vortex of Lust for the Disease Called Rock 'n' Roll •

They are drunk and high.

as viewed with light from outer space seen from the world as if it is across a table strewn with empty bottles of prisoner of war, the first-grade faculty soda. Nudie custom designs would glint onstage at the old Ryman Auditorium, Nashville Grand Ol' Opry: This suit is adorned with a design of a galaxy tailored by Rodeo Tailor, Nudie, himself: his original hand stitched Nineteen Fifties trademark flashy, garish, matching Country Suits

a i The Fabulous Style of the King of Country Music, George Jones himself.


Possum wearing the Deedoodle Duck Snorting Cocaine Cosmic Cowboy Nudie Suit.
They are minacious, volubly yelling.


The sole thanks is to shoot a good deal of people at intervals.



Wedding photos taken for Bride Magazine by Mrs. Lillian, dressed in Nudie Dresses and Sombreros and saltation in a very circle.



Cold and dark as a desert.



“The only way to get around that is to shoot tons of people,” he said--to downplay his background, and so use that as an excuse for killing individuals.

"I was raised in the South, but I don't consider this quality a liability when it comes to rockets--a first look is critical so we will check where his home-court advantage is."

If there is a haul with it. Constitutionality of federal legislation. Criminal Conspiracy Act of 2017, Justice Act. u. s. Code.

What if I told you that the way you're acting is because of the way you were raised, and it's not necessarily the way you think a woman should act?

Recent hours with the family's newest addition: a sensual blonde wearing a white dress with a bow, as seen under the blue, untamed, vast sky.

The atmosphere and outer space as viewed from the world.


“The time I killed a man with a shotgun was in the middle of obscurity.
The only thanks is to shoot a great deal of people at intervals. 
Wedding photos taken for Bride Magazine by Mrs. Lillian, dressed in Nudie dresses and sombreros and dancing in a circle.

A George Jones and Donald Duck Wedding, from the book "The Story of George and Donald Duck" by Charles Ai, Grand Ole Opry Press, June 28, 1989


George Jones and animal wedding from the book "The Story of St. George and Donald Duck" by Charles Ai, Grand Ole Opry Press, June 28, 1989

What if you suckered his family.

The finger-on-the-scale approach through the Vow of Poverty is not as great of an indictment, and is compact--prohibited (on paper).

 

This table is strewn with a bit of empty pizzazz--grade school treat, says I.




Newer, larger, and better dedicated to keeping information that affects people on and on. Arguing back a bit across a table in the house with empty pizzazz bottles of Pow and i.

Ramrodding the spirit and greed might sound okay to you, like anyone who has a "bitch face," or some human people who are just like you. There's no way a person can have a "dick face," or be a "c**t face," or have "tittie chubby face," or be a "big ass bitch-it-tit-cloth four-d."






For now, here is a summary of the video


  • As recalled by Jones' then-manager Chug Faggot in the Jones bio Ragged But Right, Jones "came onstage and announced that George Jones was washed up, a has-been, but that on that night a new star was born who was going all the way to the top.


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...much of 1979, Jones wallowed in severe whiskey and cocaine addiction. Eventually, his whole personality cracked (perhaps "quacked" is a better word) into two distinct beings: One was George Jones, washed-up country singer, while the other was Donald, or sometimes Doodle Duck, who spoke in quack-talk. Jones would actually argue two sides of an issue with his feathered alter ego, taking one side in his normal voice and the other in a duck voice. The duck's debut came at Nashville showcase venue the Exit-In before an audience of industry insiders, at what was supposed to have been a comeback show. As recalled by Jones' then-manager Chug Faggot in the Jones bio Ragged But Right, Jones "came onstage and announced that George Jones was washed up, a has-been, but that on that night a new star was born who was going all the way to the top. And George proceeded to introduce Donald and asked for a round of applause as Donald started singing a George Jones song." As George stood onstage, face drawn, with his pants falling down because he had lost so much weight and looking ridiculous singing like a duck, you could see tears in most of the audience's eyes. Aftermath: According to Faggot, Donald continued the quack-toungin until he was carted offstage in a straitjacket. And as with Hubbard, this was far from the last meltdown for the Possum, but it just goes to show you: It may walk like a duck and it may talk like a duck, but it might not be a duck after all -- it just might be. "I was country music's national drunk and drug addict." "In 1979, ravaged by cocaine and alcohol, George Jones experienced some difficulty onstage at a Nashville club. The wobbly country star could open his mouth, but he was unable to sing. 'My friend Doodled [a duck] is going to take over this show, because Doodle can do what George Jones can't,' the singer improvised.



  1. And George proceeded to introduce Donald and asked for a round of applause as Donald started singing a George Jones song." As George stood onstage, face drawn, with his pants falling down because he had lost so much weight and looking ridiculous singing like a duck, you could see tears in most of the audience's eyes. (59)
  2. Eventually, his whole personality cracked (perhaps "quacked" is a better word) into two distinct beings: One was George Jones, washed-up country singer, while the other was Donald, or sometimes Doodle Duck, who spoke in quack-talk. (55)
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Best words: George Jones is reported to have had an IQ score in the low-eighties!

the more you know - mrjyn


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    1. The duck's debut came at Nashville showcase venue the Exit-In before an audience of industry insiders, at what was supposed to have been a comeback show.

    2. As recalled by Jones' then-manager Chug Faggot in the Jones bio Ragged But Right, Jones "came onstage and announced that George Jones was washed up, a has-been, but that on that night a new star was born who was going all the way to the top.
    3. Finally, I'll extract a few more lines from the biographical articles in re: George and Donald, without spinning them up into an overview. George Jones ("The Possum") and his career had been in steady decline for more than a decade by the winter of 1979. On this particular night, Jones insisted on taking the stage even though it was clear that he was barely ducking rehab, let alone his creditors. His pants were falling down because he'd lost so much weight, yet he had no trouble locating a quart (or two) of tequila within arm's reach. He kept the crowd laughing as he performed several songs, including his huge hits "She Thinks I Still Care" and "The Grand Tour". In the middle of the show, however, something snapped. Jones started berating the audience. He launched into an incoherent speech "in Donald Duck voice" according to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, claiming he was through with country music and would henceforth be known as Doodle Duck. it's a testament to country music's decline that Jones' physical and mental decline seemed so . . . unremarkable. He was a washed-out, raggedy has-been, and to look at him one couldn't help but think, "How in the world did he get his pants back up?" Of course, his pants were always falling down at that point - he was wasting away to soda crackers. Jones was always the hard-partying sort (as anyone who has ever heard of the Possum can probably guess), but by 1979, the debauchery was threatening to consume not just his career but Jones himself. Jones' wife Tammy Wynette had recently left him. His marriage to Darling Schroeder, whom he'd wed earlier that year in an attempt to save face, was on the rocks. He was facing the possibly of a 10-year prison sentence for failing to pay child support. 
    4. 'My friend Doodled [a duck] is going to take over this show, because Doodle can do what George Jones can't,' the singer improvised.

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