Is Lana Del Rey the 'Violet Bent Backwards Over the Grass'? Is Jack Antonoff Bending Her Out of Shape?

 

My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola

― Lana Del Rey – Cola

Violet   Bent Backwards   Over the    Grass

Who is Lana Del Rey?

 

 lana del rey Life Story ends abruptly when director finds artist lana del rey sleeping on gig.

 

Calls alternate starter:

 

then realizes deja vu.

 

THIS IS HER STORY. ...

 

Record company dismiss her, kicked off squad, reassessed, well-versed in seclusion, New Jersey trailer park,

 

no @toto like no place like home,

 

re-emerged Zarathustra-like dancing one foot over the proscenium,

 

establishes self to herself,

 

not A&R — authentic #LanaDelRey — #chainsmoker,

 

nobody broke her,

 

boiling interlocutor,

 

ain’t no one in that sundress gonna fuck with her,

 

coprolalia tics in her expatriate bars,

 

more foks and poes and Zef  2 tour wit @dieantwoord  — LANA tours with #landydoll #YolandiVisser;

 

every racked up cracked up vid looks like she wasn’t made for these times, but wouldn’t it be nice if we got to kiss;

 

bitch likes older guys who had us at ‘fuck it.

 

first impressions are her specialty;

 

can’t contain the eye strain.

 

she’s a dress flipper ...

 

Smokes LDR 💯 Cigarettes

 

but got all y’all know what to live for.

 

• #mrjyn • @dougmeet

 

for

 

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@LanaDelRey interview by @bleachersmusic #IWannaGetBetter prod. @jackantonoff re.
new #poetrybook #balthus titular #violetbentbackwardsoverthegrass @InterviewMag & #ldr tries to assuage what he already knows about #popculture by breakfast ...🍳(YouTube comment) https://t.co/BcT6ySGCoU pic.twitter.com/fmIXJm0hQ5

— mrjyn (@mrjyn) 29 septembre 2020

 

wherein

#ldr tells #jackantonoff what he already knows from ellipsing #popculture for breakfast 🍳 on the great mysteries of the universe: #realitytvstars, #freeganizm, #dumpsterdivingpreference, like #nicknolte also ‘knew,’ and similarly imbued with “special’ powers of jack's " #hipness and #weirdknowledge " which is especially confounding to him too, as the receiver in what the  dsm-5 calls #schizoaffective, #borderlinepersonalitydisorder, and the #CIA calls #remoteviewing, but which here, will not shyly, be clocked as #shybrag,

 

which, if everything is broken, as the man (see next) says, is correct, is  only correct twice a day.

Antonymical #bobdylan, who never met a Jack he couldn't adumbrate, then raise, by checking silently, eats Jack's like this for breakfast, weezer hipsters who Dylan recalls from Village, Cafe Wha? and everywhere, luckily, short-lived cartoon cats and kittens, the paterfamilias Beatniks were into the same shit, man:

coffeehouse culture, boho, and gassy chicks into far-out kicks -- the Beatniks -- 'without a pause,' Brando's character from The Wild One, famously mumble-mouths, in reply to the chick,

 

ASKING:

 

What are you rebelling against?'

he says, never missing a beat on his table drumming,

What ya got?

 

Dylan was exposed to every old-fashioned scumbag, 'industry' biz, personified COVID-19, so virulent, his own personal mandemic.

To name a few:

Albert Grossman (Joan Baez, Bob Gibson, Odetta, Gordon Lightfoot, and Bob Dylan -- helped form Peter, Paul and Mary), who unlike Andrew Loog Oldham, whose louche was hip, the others were less hip with more, a big chip on their gargantuan statures and its shelf-like shoulders, with various record company, eg. Dylan's Columbia's dime feeding the sadistic greed gulch of its gauche and greedy, vioent, sleazy, the end of the greatest generation, the beginning of the awful one. 

 

And contemporaneous with them were  Don Arden (Ozzy's wife, Sharon's Daddy), and Peter Grant, Two of those whose NAME's are  MOST FOUL.

 

Extortionary kingmakers, not glommy headline-mongerers, whose favorite place to hide was 'in plain sight, and as close to their stars as possible.

 

Bob Dylan would never have been put into Lana's position:   too awkward to turn down, and so she reluctantly consents, an absurd interlocutor / collaborator, producer du jour -- ask some  Swifties -- fronting a loathsome, execrable band.

 

Dylan's nightmare would have been:

#donovan for #andywarhol's same magazine.

But

as he never did what he did not want to do, his refusal was never necessary,  management shielding him from diminutive press or the celebrity peerage of his day, which barely existed -- surely  never a  breathless #chemtrailsoverthecountryclub 19th-hole horologic exercise in painful empathy, as he goes all echo-melancholic, star-mirroring, phantom pain, support dog, Marcel Marceau --menstrual matching her bent ear's sympathetic drone-string, somewhat reluctantly deciding to support narcissism  🕳  in lieu of fucking up her own vibe before the joint's in the can.

 He

  ain't got time to be a producer, with his uber-hip  signal reception -- but amanuensis, that might be his épicène scene, man.

 So

busy is he, the downselling smarmosour with the no self-awareness exhibited here, that he can't read Lana's rote cry for help note, her go-to,  checked out thousand-yard-stare is not cause for worry, but she's agreeing too much, and that's when I call 911, before she fakes it, and it freezes that way.

 She

is not like him,

 

            as he is slowly dying.

 

#ldr suffers fools graciously, especially when they are in possession of her latest release — reminding me of another #joanbaez archetype (always Joan's);

 

#fionaapple, whose #jonbrion IS Lana's jack antonoff, until, well, FIONA fired him mid-sesh,  awkwardly ending both a friendship and a very noticeably less-Briony Extraordinary Machine. 

Brion

 #svengali'd her through corn mazes, redoubling back, only to never see deforested trees at the end of the road that wasn't.

-- always hallways,

he finagled and inveigled her folderol,  leaving Apple to look for the first exit, through his Robin Williams' stand-up bits of wacky instruments and parts that never would be, while adding to it the purchase and management of a nightclub / shot-in-his-arm called #clublargo, or Club Ego on jam nights, all the while selling obnoxious wunderkind fancies with no follow-up, no skin in the game, from his prop-comic magic box of orange crate art, as soul-killing as someone yelling out a bit subject  at 'Night at the Improv.' 

 He is the

bipolar opposite  of Mozart, whose fun was fun, and of his making, and not in service to someone else.  

He is on the make, alright,

but,

'make' HER (pick either artist)  great?

 

Come on. 

 

Have you heard you? 

After

 mounting Apple's extraordinary machine, taking it for a spin around Peristyles, spitting Barbancourt as Guede, and as close to possession over her as he’d ever have, he found himself in the only room in which his art was a show, and his genius was NOT:

because

 

 genius checks you across a room, quietly thinking.

 

💉P♓️🌀\|£

Doug Meet 3 hours ago

https://twitter.com/mrjyn/status/1311056441747410948

 

Photography Chuck Grant Stylist Mel Ottenberg September 8, 2020 #ldr tries assuage what he already knows about #popculture, gleaned by breakfast ...🍳 YouTube comment https://t.co/BcT6ySGCoU pic.twitter

— (@mrjyn) 29 septembre 2020

 

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Lana Del Rey
from the EP Paradise
Length	4:20
Label	Interscope Polydor

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¿Qué celebridad española muerta soy?

Mi adicción a drogas determina qué tan desnudo y bronceado estoy en Twitter y mi hijo de puta, Panther. 

1.  dígame quién es el barman.
2. ¿Puedo meterme babania? 
El ultimo tweet: "Recuerda esto. Me diste todo.
Gracias por su resistencia "

Translated from Spanish by

What dead Spanish celebrity am I?

 My drug addiction determines how naked and tanned I am on Twitter and my son of a bitch, Panther.

 1. tell me who the bartender is.
 2. Can I get babania?

 The last tweet: "Remember this. You gave me everything.
 Thanks for your resistance 

    
1.  dígame quién es el barman.
2. ¿Puedo meterme babania? 
El ultimo tweet: "Recuerda esto. Me diste todo.
Gracias por su resistencia "
Translated from Spanish by
What dead Spanish celebrity am I?
 My drug addiction determines how naked and tanned I am on Twitter and my son of a bitch, Panther.
 1. tell me who the bartender is.
 2. Can I get babania?
 The last tweet: "Remember this. You gave me everything.
 Thanks for your resistance "