Die Antwoord
“Cookie Thumper” is a song about Yo-Landi Visser and her weed dealer
Anies, whom she has a crush on. Anies is a gang member and recently got
out of jail
'Donker Mag' all-Yolandi solo
All-Yolandi Solo Disturbs Zefs
HITS DISTURBING
anal rape bottom
FOLLOWED by
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Yo-landi vi$$er got da hypest flow
2. 10-PT. #zef
1. 15-second ROUGH INTO A VIRAL
SENSATION
Cookie Thumper!
Die Antwoord
Produced by Ninja (ZA) & God (DJ)
Album Donker Mag
“Oooh!!! dis was a dark spell!! da very 1st DM trak we made .. da sigil 4 dis trak was VERY powerfl and very difficult 2 master…dis trak started off az a cover version of ‘I WANT 2B EVIL’ by Eartha Kitt…dat
¥ was fukn wif but it didn’t wanna work .. den da trak just kinda
transformed into this dark ass spell that opened the door 2 anudda
dimension…a door dat was very difficult 2 close!” Ninja
[Intro: God]
There once was a little girl
Who had a crush on a bad, bad boy
But when that bad boy got out of prison
That little girl's ass was in big, big trouble
[Hook: Yo-Landi Visser]
Daai bra Anies, hy's n fokken gam bra
Haai! Daai Anies, hy lam innie mang, ja
"Ken sy my nommer?" Xha! Boy, what's your number?
Twee ses? Twee sewe? Of is jy n ag bra?
[Verse 1: Yo-Landi Visser]
Throw them devilish gang signs in the air
Start giving it up for little evil me
My fingers are green 'cause I'm a mean dope fiend
I'm wicked like a mad D.O.G
Fresh like a little dark G.O.D
Yo-Landi Vi$$er got the hypest flow
Start talking in tongues whenever I get stoned
Motherfucking minds get blown
Every time I rap into the microphone
My zef accent is very foreign
When I speak overseas they go "I beg your pardon?"
You can't get me, like Eric Cartman
Naughty little kitty go "meow"
Yes daddy, I'm a big girl now
Jas little devil make your dick go "wow!"
Yeah, boy, Yo-Landi Vi$$er is hot stuff
[Hook: Yo-Landi Visser]
Daai bra Anies, hy's n fokken gangsta
Haai, daai Anies, hy lam innie mang, ja
"Ken sy my nommer?" Xha! Boy, what's your number?
Twee ses? Twee sewe? Of is jy n ag bra?
Daai bra Anies, hy droom innie mang, ja
Van my punani, ja, jys lekker jas, bra
Vinger in jou hol in, nxa! Haal uit die ganja
Ja pakkie zol in! Klap it soos n rasta
[Verse 2: Yo-Landi Visser]
I rhyme tight! Tight, tight, tight!
Spark mosh-pit shit 'cause I rhyme so hype
Put me in front of someone I don't like
I go punch! Kick! Bite! Fight!
I'm cray-cray like O.D.B
Yo-Landi down with O.P.P
I smell lovely 'cause I don't eat meat
Too much bubbly then I go pee-pee
Look out here I come, little evil me
I got a itchy little need for speed
Rap on the beat like a high-speed chase on
I gooi rooi! No motherfucking brakes on
All these pop songs sound like the same song
I burn them! Ja motherfucker, flame on!
Bow down to her motherfucking majesty
No rapper out there as bad as me
[Bridge: Yo-Landi Visser]
Sny jou koekie!
Sny-sny jou snoekie koekie!
Cut it-cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty!
Cut it-cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty!
Sny jou koekie!
Sny-sny jou snoekie koekie!
Cut it-cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty!
Cut it-cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty!
[Hook: Yo-Landi Visser]
Daai bra Anies hy's n fokken gangsta
Haai, daai Anies hy lam innie mang, ja
"Ken sy my nommer?" Xha! Boy what's your number?
Twee ses? Twee sewe? Of is jy n ag bra?
Daai bra Anies hy's a fokken gam bra
Daai bra Anies hy's vars uitie mang ja
Wys hom punani, waars jou cookie thumper?
Gee hom punani, maar hy soekie bum, bra!
Daai bra Anies hy's a fokken rou bra
Ek blom met Anies lekker oppie sofa
He love Yo-Landi 'cause I'm blonde all over
Maar yoh! Daai Anies hy hou van my boude!
Cookie Thumper!Die Antwoord
Produced by Ninja (ZA) & God (DJ)
Album Donker Mag
“Oooh!!! dis was a dark spell!! da very 1st DM trak we made .. da sigil 4 dis trak was VERY powerfl and very difficult 2 master…dis trak started off az a cover version of ‘I WANT 2B EVIL’ by Eartha Kitt…dat ¥ was fukn wif but it didn’t wanna work .. den da trak just kinda transformed into this dark ass spell that opened the door 2 anudda dimension…a door dat was very difficult 2 close!” Ninja
[Intro: God]
There once was a little girl
Who had a crush on a bad, bad boy
But when that bad boy got out of prison
That little girl's ass was in big, big trouble[Hook: Yo-Landi Visser]
Daai bra Anies, hy's n fokken gam bra
Haai! Daai Anies, hy lam innie mang, ja
"Ken sy my nommer?" Xha! Boy, what's your number?
Twee ses? Twee sewe? Of is jy n ag bra?[Verse 1: Yo-Landi Visser]Throw them devilish gang signs in the air
Start giving it up for little evil me
My fingers are green 'cause I'm a mean dope fiend
I'm wicked like a mad D.O.G
Fresh like a little dark G.O.D
Yo-Landi Vi$$er got the hypest flow
Start talking in tongues whenever I get stoned
Motherfucking minds get blown
Every time I rap into the microphone
My zef accent is very foreign
When I speak overseas they go "I beg your pardon?"
You can't get me, like Eric Cartman
Naughty little kitty go "meow"
Yes daddy, I'm a big girl now
Jas little devil make your dick go "wow!"
Yeah, boy, Yo-Landi Vi$$er is hot stuff[Hook: Yo-Landi Visser]Daai bra Anies, hy's n fokken gangsta
Haai, daai Anies, hy lam innie mang, ja
"Ken sy my nommer?" Xha! Boy, what's your number?
Twee ses? Twee sewe? Of is jy n ag bra?
Daai bra Anies, hy droom innie mang, ja
Van my punani, ja, jys lekker jas, bra
Vinger in jou hol in, nxa! Haal uit die ganja
Ja pakkie zol in! Klap it soos n rasta[Verse 2: Yo-Landi Visser]
I rhyme tight! Tight, tight, tight!
Spark mosh-pit shit 'cause I rhyme so hype
Put me in front of someone I don't like
I go punch! Kick! Bite! Fight!
I'm cray-cray like O.D.B
Yo-Landi down with O.P.P
I smell lovely 'cause I don't eat meat
Too much bubbly then I go pee-pee
Look out here I come, little evil me
I got a itchy little need for speed
Rap on the beat like a high-speed chase on
I gooi rooi! No motherfucking brakes on
All these pop songs sound like the same song
I burn them! Ja motherfucker, flame on!
Bow down to her motherfucking majesty
No rapper out there as bad as me
[Bridge: Yo-Landi Visser]
Sny jou koekie!
Sny-sny jou snoekie koekie!
Cut it-cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty!
Cut it-cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty!
Sny jou koekie!
Sny-sny jou snoekie koekie!
Cut it-cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty!
Cut it-cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty![Hook: Yo-Landi Visser]
Daai bra Anies hy's n fokken gangsta
Haai, daai Anies hy lam innie mang, ja
"Ken sy my nommer?" Xha! Boy what's your number?
Twee ses? Twee sewe? Of is jy n ag bra?
Daai bra Anies hy's a fokken gam bra
Daai bra Anies hy's vars uitie mang ja
Wys hom punani, waars jou cookie thumper?
Gee hom punani, maar hy soekie bum, bra!
Daai bra Anies hy's a fokken rou bra
Ek blom met Anies lekker oppie sofa
He love Yo-Landi 'cause I'm blonde all over
Maar yoh! Daai Anies hy hou van my boude!
Roughly! What happens inside doesn't happen in Paul Simon, because whatever you order won't be like Meg Ryan.
With your head in your hands of the bee liquors you make.
Do you hear about the runner without legs, bruh?
Shot Alien invader through the door six times in his home, which killed his girlfriend.
So wat! Wat daar binne gebeur, gebeur nie
in Paul Simon nie, want wat u ook al bestel, sal nie soos Meg Ryan by
Katz wees nie. (38)
met jou kop in jou hande van die @bee_liquors wat jy maak. (34)
hoor jy van die hardloper sonder bene, bruh? vreemde indringer in sy huis vermoor. (33)
anywah, liz? sy is 'n nie-bekende kunstenaar? goeie kuns is soos goeie natuurskuns in die films. (26)
weghol van die durban na die kaap op 12. (22)
deur 16 was lief vir sy grub en hoof van @oranjezichtgoodfoodclub. (21)
het hom ses keer deur die deur geskiet.
Roughly! What happens inside doesn't happen in Paul Simon, because whatever you order won't be like Meg Ryan.
With your head in your hands of the bee liquors you make.
Do you hear about the runner without legs, bruh?
Shot Alien invader through the door six times in his home, which killed his girlfriend.
So wat! Wat daar binne gebeur, gebeur nie in Paul Simon nie, want wat u ook al bestel, sal nie soos Meg Ryan by Katz wees nie. (38)
met jou kop in jou hande van die @bee_liquors wat jy maak. (34)
hoor jy van die hardloper sonder bene, bruh? vreemde indringer in sy huis vermoor. (33)
anywah, liz? sy is 'n nie-bekende kunstenaar? goeie kuns is soos goeie natuurskuns in die films. (26)
weghol van die durban na die kaap op 12. (22)
deur 16 was lief vir sy grub en hoof van @oranjezichtgoodfoodclub. (21)
het hom ses keer deur die deur geskiet.
opsomming:Ongeveer! Wat binne gebeur, gebeur nie in Paul Simon nie, want wat jy ook al bestel, sal nie soos Meg Ryan by Katz wees nie. (38)met jou kop in jou hande van die @bee_liquors wat jy maak. (34)hoor jy van die hardloper sonder bene, bruh? uitheemse indringer in sy huis vermoor. (33)anywah, liz? sy is 'n onbekende kunstenaar? goeie kuns is soos goeie natuurlike kuns in die films. (26)hardloop weg van die durban na die kaap om 12. (22)deur 16 liefgehad het sy grub en hoof van @oranjezichtgoodfoodclub. (21)het hom ses keer deur die deur geskiet. (21)
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