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April 27, 2020

@leylabluetoo « shoulda, coulda, woulda » bad bitch teen jumps up and down like John Cassavetes' wife PLUS 'Intensely depressing pre-show gyoza at Yo Sushi in Worcester. I didn’t eat them. And I fucking eat *everything*'— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) 6 février 2020


  1. https://whatgetsmehot.blogspot.com/20... Jerry Lee footage SHOT AT NORTH HOLLYWOOD'S "PALOMINO CLUB" HONKY-TONK, AUGUST 16, 1976.
     
    Episode 1 begins with the distorted, over-amped, amphetamine-fueled face of 'The Killer,' as you'll never see him again; looming in a fish-eyed demonic visage in interviews sodden with whiskey-soaked pill-pride.
     
    Here, Palmer talks about shooting images of Jerry Lee Lewis:
     
    "When I went to interview Jerry Lee Lewis in Las Vegas, he wasn't performing on a stage, or even a riser, but in the entrance of the Holiday Inn."
     
    Jerry Lee Lewis - ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE COMPLETE https://dai.ly/x8qeda
     

    mrjyn produced Jerry Lee Lewis's younger sister Linda Gail Lewis

    comeback

    solo

    record

    International Affair

    to great critical success

    Robert Christgau, Village Voice Rock critic extraordinaire picked International Affair as one his top record pics of 1991 in his  highly regarded, annual Village Voice Best of Pazz and Jop list, where the Dean graded it an extremely rare 'A' comparing her to Jeanie C. Riley and Bobby Gentry, while crediting the eclectic selection of songs from Bob Dylan to Gram Parsons to Nick Lowe, agonizingly selected by producer, me, a big compliment, singling that out in his review, where Linda Gail Lewis received her first and much deserved A-, in a microdot-dense tight, hard, and burning hot one-paragraph injection of Hellfire, giving her the energy to turn

 
    1. the

      most exciting

    2. paragraph

      which she or I had ever read,


    3. written by the most critically acclaimed, relevant, 

    4. and seasoned rock critics on the planet (loved so much, and reviled only sometimes by his peers and readers, he also had been bestowed a nickname, different but just as endearing was it from "the Killer," it just sounded cooler somehow to him, 'the Dean').


      Further jolting her career into overdrive on what now seemed to take her

      surely

      way out of the atmosphere, where she deserved, finally to gravitate, and away from the slow doldrums and natural burn-out

    5. from which she found herself, after  a blurred whirlwind which included a number one or two, and where she was an honest to God celebrity and recording star of Country & Western, Boogie Woogie, Rock 'n' Roll, and even Gospel music, along with her wild and woolly brother, even tackling the almost impossible feat (except for Moetta) of multiple and Walinda tightrope walking, fraught duets with a man, who luckily was her brother, whose first take was better than any other and who sometimes only gave it one to put on and show, or throw away, whatever you felt like, KIiller; no chart, no net, phrasing like Willie Nelson, but faster like Gene Autry's horse, Champ, but really shining on her own solo albums, in between the roaringest  touringest schedule of any rock 'n' roll, country, honky tonk  band in the world at that time--becaysem guess what, he was them.

 
    1. Sometimes working 325 nights-a-year, keeping up the hard-charging amphetamine gruel  schedule with Eskatrols and Placidyls, still trying to make it back, Myra-gate in the rearview mirror but everything seemed further than it appeared,

 
    1. until the mid-70s and into the Killer's

      remarkable

      resurgence

      from mid-75 until some would say, today,

    2. but Linda Gail, who is back with her brother as  he hits 81,

      would finally call it a day in the mid-1980s--she needed a rest, and a life.

      Not that that slowed down Killer, who with popularity at an all-time high, with the help of somebody at the record company of that period waking up and giving a fuck, finally providing him an enthusiastic initiative from a well-payed intuitive professional, who picked the right material, the perfect studio musicians, and whatever else the Killer was in a mind for then, and let me tell you, that's a scary grocery list; but it worked turning Jerry Lee into the most finely produced, best sounding, hottest playin', biggest session players of the time, from Nashville to Memphis, he blowed and strode it out, partying 'till dawn -- Myra finally going on, and he just went ahead and let it all hang out, whether gettin' his nose broke at some richass Memphis coke bar, or his home away from home, Hernando's Hideaway, he was damn sure gonna find it where he could, and doing just that with whichever made-up whore Kenny Rogers, (not that one, the one who owned Hernando's) brought up to his office to 'meat' the Killer ... 

    3. those records by that decade's worth of great producers, picked for good taste to get this mercurial wildman back on top, kept him charting into the 90s and continuing to tour on the backside of his one and only biopic, the catastrophic but energetic movie adaptation biopic, Great Balls of Fire, taken from the book, which happened to have been written by his most beloved (for real) ex, Myra Gail, the same, but not the same 15-year-old schoolgirl who when separated from Jerry's sister, Frankie Jean Lewis, her minder in London,

    4. decided to not reply to the first question about family lineage--and did she share any,

    5.  by positively

 
    1. Lolitaing the poor, cagey old

    2. Brit reporter to death,

    3. but who  composed in stride, 

      with the deathblow career-ending scoop of the decade question in his heart,

 
    1. and girl in his sights,

he

    1. fired back thoughtfully, and it was polite, but not about their marriage,

 
    1. and it hit hard, cowing her for a second, until she showed him three things he wasn't ready to see:


    2. her colors,

    3. her teeth,

    4. and what they looked like comin' out of a poor, white, Southern schoolgirl, whose Daddy worked at a plant, and who barely could afford to live in a nice neighborhood, for poor white trash, right smack dab in Midtown Memphis, where he would come home, have a beer, and maybe go play music with cousin, Jerry--


    5. and where she thought that made her the coolest girl in school, and she was right.

    6. But right was alright, but married, right, and rich off her ass was too good to pass, this morning.

    7. She just back from Harrod's with a stack of pound notes in her black patent purse--that snapped shut--and musta weighed a pound

      at least

      with that roll--bigger and fancier than US bills, but spendin' just the same; and wherever she went to spend 'em, those women who first looked down when she strode in, all looked up when she spoke up,

    8. and from there it was off to the races, and those ladies took notice, and when she had enough boxes at one boutique and everyone fell out trying to pack 'em in the shiny black car, she and Frankie Jean would just ride around until they picked out

 
    1. and

      told the driver about the next one,

    2. where they did what it took to make the money do what the money was tryin' to tell them  it wanted to--so, yeah, she was good and goddamn ready to snatch this line drive from off the pitcher's mound, if you will

    3. Myra Gail Lewis is about gonna eat her a real fucking Englishman for FEE FIE FOE FUM Breakfast, and she's gonna Bang HIS Mash for him down the street, if that's what it takes,
       
      because SHE WAS HOLDIN' A STACK. 
       
      SHE WAS A RICH POOR

      WHITE

      BITCH, AND SHE LIKED THE WAY THAT

      WHITE

      UNDERWEAR FELT WHEN SHE THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

    4. She dismissed the first question on her age, but unfortunately she would do this in the opposite order when it came to level of difficulty.

    5. But somehow she manages to throw shade in gloomy London, hard to do for Elvis, much less, a new teenage wife, cousin, and daughter of her husband's bass player (which made Jerry Lee, her husband, and her Dad's boss), fuckin' bet!--oh, yeah, on her honeymoon.

 
    1. So when he inquired as to the truth behind the rumor, and was she, in fact, married to the most popular rock 'n' roll star running a little hot of Elvis that day, she just about lost her shit, and feelin' it, she unfortunately, but so bad girl cooly decided she looked way too fucking good to take any shit that day, or any day from then on out, in London, and especially back home in Memphis,

 
    1. bitches better watch who had done what, and who they thought they was fixin' to fuck with anymore--not in no school halls--she was history, the fuck outta there.

She
    1. was talkin' about when one of 'em got the courage up to just try to say somethin' to her at the Piggly Wiggly, and so

 
    1. was certainly not fixin' to take no shit from some bald man in a suit, with black specs on and holdin' the tiniest notepad and shortass pencil she had to keep from laughin' to concentrate.
       
      When with a snap of her gum and a 'fuck you, and London--I'm from Memphis' look on her face--her hair piled up and pin-curled into a fresh perfumed bouffant by, for all she knew, Monsieur Bouffant, the way he queened around like Little Richard and spoke French like it was an insult, but about hair. He rocked it, which meant she could rock it right out there, standin' under that hair, standing so steady and composed in those new shoes and (I'm gonna say it, stockings and garter belt),

    2. pressing back the hard folds on that

      brand new,

      black and white,

      starched

      and

      pleated,

      polkadot Poodle skirt, flared out, rared out, and rockin' that season's newest, killer, $100-black pumps and heels.


    3. So,
    4. she looks over the top of those punk rock-severe, only-from-Harrods, exclusive, haute couture

    5. black-cat, black cat-eye

    6. sunglasses,

    7. and after the question was over, THE ONE SHE barely heard, she heard herself answering in the affirmative ...

    8. but then that badass bitch threw some cradle-robber protestin' Brits who pussied out while  demanding they leave the country.

      Myra the teenage badass bitch threw them

      out with Killer's motherfucking bathwater!

    9. And that was the last good time either of them had for a long time, before ultimately, the folderol sent them packin',

 
  1. and ain't no one ever got over Myra, or over on Myra, since.  again when it was my my good fortune to seek her out to duet on a Buddy Holly tribute record with my band, Our Favorite Band for the same label we would sign with the same founder and president of New Rose Records in 1991 (We sadly lost our friend and reason for all of the success Linda Gail has continued to have until I write this update in 2020 during the COVID-19 quarantine observed around the world, and the only thing I can think of which would be capable of stopping a force of nature, like her brother, who has only just completed another in a string of sold-out, blissed-out tours in a Dylan-like never-ending tour, mostly





consisting of

fanatical
Nordic rockabilly townswhere nights are cold and long, and Rockabilly is King, and where, as the Dean penned in his review now twenty years ago, 'this wild-ass before anything else' Linda Gail Lewis is definitely still 'belting them out' as the Queen of Sweden, Finland, Iceland and other countries so cold, I don't want to know.



disenchanted just one decade earlier.


  1. for Patrick Mathe's New Rose Records, Paris FR 1991 at Doug Easley last session in his original backyard studio (it was her first time in the studio to record in 10 years, and from its success she was quickly asked to sing on Van Morrison's next record which she of course answered in the affirmative and which propelled her on an unusual, even for a Lewis, sexscapade with the most enigmatic private Rock Star in the world, only to finish a tour all over Europe, meet Van's Miss Universe girlfriend, and ultimately win a law suit against a European tabloid newspaper who Ms. Lewis sued for slander and prevailed, never receiving that apology, however. She'll live); played Buddy Holly, GBOF, retired (over 100) club, watched Jerry and Kerrie's backyard wedding from roof with National Enquirer photog, and partied till dawn at Hernandos Hideaway. Popped tabloid cherry by selling original Jerry Lee mugshot and arrest report from Elvis "assassination attempt." Front row for Fats and Friends, karate chopped by Killer, New Year's Eve, Ritz, 1987, after he told my girlfriend, "Git rid of him and we'll make love."


 
@leylabluetoo « shoulda, coulda, woulda »
 
jumps up and down like some wild, Greek, bad bitch, meet
@_annamagnani go shopping in the open market on holiday in Sardinia, the island next to Sicily with the best Botarga—  you will know, probably @guyaroch or @wine.gini who will have spent an entire month, although what she could be doing, because the place is dead— but they get back and dance like this.
 
They then get into an awfully drunken row, curse, scurrying scurrilously all the while, downstairs to the courtyard, pour le postprandiaux; wear each other’s clothes to a film, pick up a sailor, have another fight; Leyla wins, make-out with the passed out sailor, eat breakfast with a pichet full of his change, all to let us know, that if you take care of yourself and exercise you can look good at 33.



See @T @Twitter -- technically more 'twitter': a virtual mirage, or perhaps, more closely resembling an obfuscatory 'dark shadow  web' doppelganger inadvertently sanctioned and hosted by each country's state, city and district, where there postal service offers for rental a dedicated addressable brick and mortar Post Office box, auto-posting parasitical sisterling mirror proxies, archiving as initial conglomerator / intermediary / virtual amanuensis / forward-post site; now, diversionarily subverting Tweetgiant Twitter through rakes and @T's consuming neuroses, URL hostaging, if he were witty, maybe piratical sharecropping,  or perhaps, voluntary abrogation of virtual rights previously consigned by you on your initial hungry (grocery store) or carlessness (online?) contract, whereby all (not just you, baby) who upon signing invisible paperless contract in order to utilize hot site (x) (i didn't mean it that way, but now that I think about it, that works), do whatever it is that one would never normally do under such extreme anti-conducive conditions of duress, concerning the time frame for posting photographs of yourself on an extremely good hair day, before work, so must agree by a digital submission of a veritable virtual signature for the pleasure, or pay to do the same but with money too, as a 'paying member,'  enabling you to utilize or  participate in the service which the site offers.


@T's more unorthodox twist on this very same business model, in the case of Twitter, whose major distinguishment with a difference is its sitewide policy and enforced maximum limiting of  length of each post (Tweet) to the controversial maximum number of characters allowable on each Tweet, internet experts  write about his third-party social media column written his essay  the respective geoculinary history, according to region or  a reaction and response gyoza 


[a]t Yo Sushi [W]orcester.  And I f***ing [sic - expletive against @instagram #instagram_kids @insta_gramprofanity #instagramtosviolation] eat *(sic incorrect usage asterisk)everything^(sic incorrect usage carot)]}. [sic whitespace] Also, I noticed they’ve [have] changed the menu there [sic omitted comma] so now there’s [ hardly any actual raw fish on rice. I said to the waitress: “Have they changed the name to NoSushi?” Nothing. Not even a smile.
even before the lights get hot, and before his stand-up gig begins looking for all intents and purpose looks like something, just as this is something that he found, exactly like what he found -- the kind of thing a neurotic, Jewish, British, comedian, whose level of stardom hovers somewhere between Louis CK and schlubby Jim Gaffigan, with the kids ... works clean?  Him, from the States. 

  1.  

    I have already thought of the restaurant, where the strange Frankenstein one-man stand-up act, le monstre so great, it can but rival Lou and Abbot, Jerry and Dean, and George and Gracie -- why, it would grab a little Chicken and an Egg Roll -- right there at that horrible American Chinese chain restaurant, you know, the one your parents insist is better than the real Chinese Chinese restaurant farther down the street in the strip mall--Louis CK and Jim Gaffigan's son is eating at a Chinese-American restaurant previous to his 9 PM Comedy Show at the mid-size University venue near downtown, the intimate 1,400 seat theater named after the local newspaper owner, wen up walks his server like he's just robbed TWO banks, saying, 'Hi, my name is Stephen, and I'll be your server tonight at P. F. Changs.  May I start you with anything to drink?'

  2.  

    A 'Gyoza,' which in your comment of +3d ago, you rhetorically ask its

     

    cultural

    authenticity and regional authority of methods  utilized to keep  traditional food popularly consumed in Japan and Asian countries, methods, including, 'fried,' the variation for which Mr. Baddiel opts for and regrets, convincingly explaining why his is not the best review, then giving hell on that same, sad, fried, dough-pillow of porky goodness and soy sauce and vinegar.

     

    Mr. Baddiel complains, his preference for dish x in question, fried gyoza, whose picture Mr Baddiel provides for this Tweet, probably owing to the fact that he is not worried about being extradited by Her Majesty the Queen's Royal invocation to President Trump for whatever it is he might have now done to earn such a hard invitation to reject in a country where things are perhaps a little less fastidious than he may be accustomed.

     


      1.  
        Jerry Lee Lewis KING KONG KILLER ROCK 'N' ROLL! - https://dai.ly/xaek7h Jerry Lee Lewis Dark Side! - https://youtu.be/IgsxXnvL3gE Jerry Lee Lewis All You Need Is Love - https://dai.ly/x8qeda All My Loving – Interview with director Tony Palmer | Tony Palmer Films https://youtu.be/No38fCVvEuc entire episode: https://youtu.be/mhOB2hMGMOU