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Turkish E.T. (Badi) via @nanarland (trending Twitter @mrjyn)

Turkish E.T. (Badi)

Director: By Zafer

Year 1983

Country: Turkey

Genre: Beware of fake

Duration: 1:14

Starring: Cengiz Sayhan, Tolga Sönmez Orhan, Çagman, Tunce

Turkish remake of classic American family film ET, only this one is better. The alien, this time known as "Badi" looks like it overstaffed a clumsy midget! Watch rollerskating Zoroaster's real kneecapping-always amazing Turkish cinema misshapen masterpiece.

Never released in the West for dark tales of intellectual property (are sly, these infidels!), The film is available for 20 euros at "5 minutes to live, publishing Craspek Collector. Another version (perhaps with the same master directly registered with the Turkish TV.) Can also be ordered at "Stumpy Disks".

Wow but what I am holding??? Better than E.. T is Turkish E.T!

Two weeks ago, at a congress of the VRP COGIP in Istanbul, I am addicted to my passion drove me to open the door Cash Convertür Street Cüneyt Arkin. Unaware of this work, I told myself: "Chic! AND for a handful of turkish lira, it is cheap and more is a classic. Well, the jacket is hideous Turkish but you would expect a little, right? Hard luck for me, it was not ET, but his cousin Turkish, I appointed the illustrious "Badi".

It's not even bother to tell the story because on one hand, it is not Turkish subtitles and secondly it is the same as the good Steven, namely that of an alien who lands on Earth and is rescued by a young boy and his gang of friends.

"When I do dream, it is with Saddam Hussein! "

The director, Zafer Par (wedding?), Has seen fit to surround himself with the worst elements for the construction of this film. The cream of the players, the top designers and special effects especially the most high tech of the moment. Because yes, the interest of this film lies not in its history (also relatively consistent) or in its actors (in fact very mustaches), but rather in the appearance on screen Badi, who turns out to be even naughtier than the original.

Turkish converging Arabists.

Both warn you right now, all the scenes are chiantes Badi is not to die, but the debut of our hero puts us in a good mood and start catching up the whole.

"OH! A neon landed! It illuminates what projo still strong! "

After landing and that the whole village is in search of her, this creature takes refuge in the house of the boy and then the second shock within 5 minutes of film: Badi farts to say hello.

"Oops sorry! He went out alone. "

Our young hero will soon make friends with the latex bead overcooked. Badi stolen apples, heals wounds, learns to talk, make jokes with parents ... In short, a true life and soul train.

In his humor-poo pudding totally amazing and wretched appearance, it seems at times an amateur film shot on Super 8 that pals have cobbled together half flared on two weekends to do a pastiche of schoolboy AND We remain amazed at the thought that it was shot in 1983. The true cinema of the Third World, where poverty is palpable, the budget does not dare all no restraint! The film has absolutely no complex Unlike other low-budget works rusent suggesting, "Badi" shows us all and proudly displays his turd with short legs, from every angle.

"I'm Gerard Majax.

A deep look.

"Here, eat, it's good! "

Amateurism terrible special effects is enhanced by a staging so gross that stripping would think the director went to sleep, leaving his camera running in a vacuum.

"HIHI! I'm hiding behind your mother and she does not see me. Humor ubiquitous, it's hard to get up."

The humorous situations abound on all sides and the viewer can not Turkish:

"IT IS GRAVE! TOMB IT! TOO LOOOOOLL of MDRRRR "

As in the original work, Badi will then build a phone to "call home", using a turntable and a circular saw.

"Hello Dad? ... "

"Oh no ... it's a mistake, sorry"

After the scene of the phone, it's time for that when he falls ill and is captured by the evil (that means adults) who understand that Badi was harmful to the health of their babies.

"I AM MALAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEE, FULLY MALAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEE"

Lastly, there is THE scene of the film. In "ET" Spielberg, there was a bike stolen but here Zafer (ironing?) Has said: "Pffffffffff! I'm going to steal a cart filled with kids and in broad daylight mÔssieur!