MORE REAL FUNNY ZUCKERPUNCH Facebook Jokes and Offensive Warnings!

MORE FUNNY ZUCKERPUNCH  Facebook Jokes and Offensive Warnings!

i'd go look but i'm too busy posting offensive works of art and/or attacking invisible groups of people i've never met who're addicted to reporting offensive photographs of art, unless they got me for my hardcore racist self-harm photos of art that i like posting. the only thing better than them removing my offensive art is making new offensive art

has anyone ever seen a thirteen-year-old FB profile yet?

it's ZUCK!!![[posterous-content:pid___1]]

Facebook just bought a cruise line for their new cruiser network, they're christening the hull of their first ship tomorrow with ginger ale : see ya at the ceremony for the SS Censor[[posterous-content:pid___0]]

Facebook: protecting infants and fetuses from your filthy pictures of cleavage

if they'd had a facebook in nazi germany, it would have been JUST THIS GOOD!

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Today

• John Herman likes your status. 3:36pm
• Paris Oozylips Kardashian likes your comment: "i demand that you make your fifth..." 3:24pm
• Paris Oozylips Kardashian, Jay Alan Davis, and 7 other friendsMichael Sheppard
  Taquila Mockingbird
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  Randall Kitty Davis commented on your video. 3:23pm
• Paris Oozylips Kardashian likes your comment: "'s called paris" 3:20pm
• Paris Oozylips Kardashian and Taquila Mockingbird like your comment: "i like your mind" 3:20pm
• Paris Oozylips Kardashian likes your comment: "THEO WAS PRETTY COOL TOO! tell snoop..." 3:19pm
• Paris Oozylips Kardashian, Winston Wolfe, and Taquila Mockingbird
  Laura Lasworth
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  John Herman like your video Russian Beatles Drive My Car 'Starinki Avtomobil.' 3:18pm
• Jay Alan Davis likes your comment: "fuck, i finally made it to dylan..." 3:17pm
• Taquila Mockingbird, Jay Alan Davis, and 2:10pm
• Jay Alan Davis likes your comment: "you sound like the gay tony randall if..." 2:09pm
• Michael Sheppard and Randall Kitty Davis posted on your Wall. 2:00pm
• Roger Cornwall Jr. likes your video 'Isle of Hippie' Wight (You Missed Last Time). 1:19pm
• Jay Alan Davis likes your comment: "fellow in lampshade hat fits in though" 12:39pm
• Chris LeRoy posted in The Litter Box. 8:34am
• Tony Martin Blank, Winston Wolfe, and Randall Kitty Davis
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  Michael Sheppard commented on your video. 12:33am
• Alan Pritchard, Randall Kitty Davis, and Cam Paterson commented on Gaejang Guk's video. 12:31am
• Alan Pritchard likes your comment: "THERE'S A WHOLE KGB TORTURE AND MAIM..." 12:23am

Yesterday

• Elena CemetaryCorvid Bridges, Barbrasive Hmpb, and Adi Da Samraj like your comment: "yeah, gotta admit. weirdo has good..." 11:47pm
• Elena CemetaryCorvid Bridges likes your comment: "p.s. just to untarnish my friend's..." 11:46pm
• Bob Roehrman, John Herman, and 주아란 like your post in The Litter Box. 11:42pm
• Bob Roehrman and Lenny Smith like your post in The Litter Box. 11:41pm
• Bob Roehrman and 주아란 like your post in The Litter Box. 11:41pm
• Bob Roehrman and Randall Kitty Davis like your post in The Litter Box. 11:40pm
• Bob Roehrman and Barbrasive Hmpb like your comment: "I CAN'T BRING myself, knowing that..." 11:36pm
• Bob Roehrman and 주아란 like your comment: "주 아 란아주 란란 주 아" 11:34pm
• Bob Roehrman likes your comment: "Randorukit (unfortunately, I don't have..." 11:34pm
• Deanna Ivey likes your video Magnifico "Here I come, Here I go" Besexiest Serb Video EVER! 11:10pm
• Randall Kitty Davis made you an administrator of the Page "I quit eating Sparta". 9:56pm
• Gaejang Guk, Lenny Smith, and 9:19pm
• Randall Kitty Davis commented on your Wall post. 8:44pm
• Randall Kitty Davis posted on your Wall. 8:41pm
• Randall Kitty Davis replied to your comment on Developer Site. 8:39pm
• 주아란 likes your video Apparently Charlie Sheen Loves Dogmeat. 8:23pm
• Jonela Laurel commented on a photo of you. 6:45pm
• Valiant Ferguson, Winston Wolfe, and Dezi Desolata
  Lisa van Ness
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  Jay Alan Davis commented on your video. 5:25pm
• Dezi Desolata, Cam Paterson, and 3:29pm
• Randall Kitty Davis commented on your post. 3:18pm
• Randall Kitty Davis commented on your post. 3:13pm
• Cam Paterson, Jay Alan Davis, and Dezi Desolata
  Rachel Aran Joo
  Lisa van Ness commented on your video. 12:41pm
• Diego Ralloncini, Winston Wolfe, and 9:27am
• Lenny Smith likes your comment: "if you're a singer expect your ears to..." 9:27am
• Lenny Smith and Windysan Zog commented on your video. 9:25am
• Lenny Smith likes your video if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me. 9:24am
• Steve Mulgrew likes your video Japanese Girls Exercise English. 8:57am
• Mike Polachekster also commented on Developer Site. 8:43am
• Lisa van Ness likes your comment: "oh, it was...it was" 4:44am
• Lisa van Ness, Suzy Fisher, and Dampira Quin
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  Taquila Mockingbird like your video Willy DeVille White Trash Girl. 3:23am
• 주아란, Randall Kitty Davis, and 2:51am
• Elena CemetaryCorvid Bridges likes your comment: "thinking of punishing by hardcore porn..." 2:50am
• 주아란 likes your comment: "** ___________ *****--" 2:49am
• 주아란 likes your comment: "9" 2:47am
• John Herman likes your status. 2:46am
• Randall Kitty Davis likes your comment: "that's my first pity like ever only..." 2:44am
• Rusty Spur likes your status. 2:34am

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