Your Gmail Address: I proofed it, but send me the next draft (don't expect to get it right anytime soon) On A Serious Note: WATCH OUT FOR GUYS WITH THEIR SHIT TOGETHER! Gmail reply-to Gmail
Re: Your Gmail Address:I proofed itbut send me the next draft (don't expect to get it right anytime soon) On A Serious Note: WATCH OUT FOR THE GUYS WITH THEIR SHIT TOGETHER! Gmail <reply@googlemail.com> reply-to Gmail <pwd.mernbers@gmail.com>On Sat, Jul 17, 2010 at 11:44 AM,Gmail<reply@googlemail.com> wrote:
Due to thecongestioninour servers,We(CAPS INCORRECT) have come to realizethat your account information on our database system(agreement) are out of date(makes no sensethat's what you were going for, in which casegood job!) , as a result of that (run-on)(awk.)we require youto verifyyourInformation (capitalizationincorrect).
If you are still interested in using our email service,Failure to verify your information will result in account suspension.(a little harsh for the first contact about YOUR congestion)Please(stop capitalizing after the fucking commas. You're thinking of periods or HEADLINES or SHOP SIGNS)click the reply button and fill the below(RETHINK THAT LAST ITEM'S
WORDING)spaces as requested(are you INFERRING something that willbe requested?if [ intentional e.e. cummings tribute] not, this is your first request). Learn more (that's what I'm asking of you.)
Account name: (i guess maybe anold person would start filling in this kinko's flyerversionof spam...HOW DID I GET ON THIS D SPAMPHISH LISTANYWAY?I'M USED TO THEBIG BOYS...IS THIS A JOKE?)
Password:
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