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July 18, 2010

Your Gmail Address: I Proof Gmail Spammers! reply-to Gmail

Your Gmail Address: I proofed it, but send me the next draft (don't expect to get it right anytime soon) On A Serious Note: WATCH OUT FOR GUYS WITH THEIR SHIT TOGETHER! Gmail reply-to Gmail

Re: Your Gmail Address:
I proofed it
but send me the next draft (don't expect to get it right anytime soon) On A Serious Note: WATCH OUT FOR THE GUYS WITH THEIR SHIT TOGETHER! Gmail <reply@googlemail.com> reply-to Gmail <pwd.mernbers@gmail.com>
On Sat, Jul 17, 2010 at 11:44 AM,
Gmail
<reply@googlemail.com> wrote:

D
ue to the
congestion
in
our servers,
We
(CAPS INCORRECT) have come to realize
that your account information on our database system
(agreement) are out of date
(makes no sense
that's what you were going for, in which case
good job!) , as a result of that (run-on)
(awk.)
we require you
to verify
your
I
nformation (capitalization
incorrect).
 
Failure to verify your information will result in account suspension.
(a little harsh for the first contact about YOUR congestion
)
If you are still interested in using our email service,
Please
(stop capitalizing after the fucking commas.  You're thinking of periods or HEADLINES or SHOP SIGNS) 
click the reply button and fill the below
(RETHINK THAT LAST ITEM'S
WORDING)spaces as requested
(are you INFERRING something that will
be requested?
if [ intentional e.e. cummings tribute
]  not, this is your first request). Learn more (that's what I'm asking of you.)

Account name: (i guess maybe an
old person would start filling in this kinko's flyer
version
of spam
...
HOW DID I GET ON THIS D SPAM
PHISH LIST
ANYWAY
?
  I'M USED TO THE
BIG BOYS...IS THIS A JOKE?)

Password:    
        
      
   
Country
:  
Note:
This email is only for Account owner.(YOU WANT TO SAY 'THE')
Thank
you
for using
Gmail
(
PAY A LITTLE MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS LIKE SPACES AND FORMATTING AND BRUSH UP ON YOUR ENGLISH GRAMMAR A BIT...IT WILL HELP YOU IN THE LONG RUN TO TAKE A BREAK BEFORE WASTING YOUR DM RESULTS AND YOUR TIME WITH THE THIRD WORLD/ASIAN VERSION.  TRY COPYING GOOGLE FORMS.  THAT WOULD SEEM A NO-BRAINER FOR NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS...WHAT' SWRONG WITH COPYING A DAMN FORM?  PRIDE? 
GIVE ME ABREAK!)!
 

The Gmail Team

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