The slutty Mayflower Pilgrim costume over at Ricky's is a whopping $59.99, and the Pirate Hooker getup is $49.99 on sale.
Why not save the dough on an outfit you'll wear only once (in public)
when you probably look pretty slutty in the first place?
MAC
agrees, proving all you need for Halloween is a little makeup to theme
your sluttiness. Though the references may be vague, explaining to
people that the card drawn over your eye makes you a "poker face" is
pretty genius. You'll need an extra couple of hours to ready yourself
for the night, a steady hand, and a load of tools, but your final
outcome as a pop art piece come to life will be worth it. MAC's helpful
how-to videos will ensure you'll get it right, even if you cant draw a
straight line.