Courtroom Artist Not Doing Uma Any Favors | Best Week EverAs we told you yesterday, actress Uma Thurman is spending much of her time in a New York City courtroom lately, in an attempt to put her ultra-creepy stalker behind bars. We’re sure Ms. Thurman is quite devastated by these hearings, reliving all of those scary moments in front of a judge and jury. Still, we find it hard to believe that the Ooms looked even half as bad as the courtroom sketch artist is making her look in the following sketch:
Looks like artist Christine Cornell paid full price for her My Super Ex-Girlfriend ticket… let’s take a closer look:
So gaunt, so wonk-eyed, so troubled. Uma is certainly pretty in a non-generic way, but she’s also not a Ringwraith from Lord of the Rings. The above picture looks like a starving woman who just got arrested for beating an officer to death with her fists.
Unless Maria Shriver or Skeletor was testifying, in which case, “my bad”.
