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August 11, 2009

Favrd.

Milli Vanilli x 1,000,000 = a million vanillion, which is also the guest list for my dream orgy. Girl, you know it's true.

DrBadhands (Malus Manus ) from New Jersey

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jkubicek

My animal control business is doomed if the DMV won't let me get my PUSSPTRL plates.

jkubicek (jimk) from Richmond, VA

13 minutes agoView original

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secretsquirrel

So he's a 'time-travelling' husband who sometimes just disappears? Wow... that's brilliant. I have to try that with MY secret second-family.

secretsquirrel (Ryan) from the timekept city

18 minutes agoView original

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apricotica

It is just stupid to sweat THIS MUCH and not have an orgasm in the process. We need some special attachments for the treadmill. NOW.

apricotica (Adrien Chock) from Silly Cone Valley

19 minutes agoView original

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myracles

Sometimes I give away things and say 'it's ok, i'll take your soul as payment.'

And they laugh.

And I laugh because I own their soul.

myracles (myr) from Jumping in the air

23 minutes agoView original

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nonlinearmind

Does anyone else think Nancy Grace looks to be constantly in a state of Glamour Shots?

nonlinearmind (Jon C) from Washington DC Burbs

24 minutes agoView original

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JeeNeeBee

I just cleaned a microwave that was used by at least 8 college boys. Can I hear an ewwwwwww? Because I have no words.

JeeNeeBee (Jeannie B) from Michigan

26 minutes agoView original

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Erinmack

imagine a nice, relaxing massage. then, imagine your mom is the masseuse and she's mad at you for not doing you dishes.

Erinmack (EMack) from Cambridge, MA

27 minutes agoView original

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damndanm

"He seems nice."

"He seems like he'd cut us just to see our blood."

"Yeah, but in a nice way. Like he'd just skin our knees or something."

damndanm (Dan M) from Lil' Rhody

32 minutes agoView original

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roughdiction

She totally blows my mind and I only think with my dick.

roughdiction from Br00klyn

33 minutes agoView original

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trixieboots

I may not have contributed anything to the GNP, but I did eat a whole bag of mini Oreos today. #simpleactsofheroism

trixieboots (Trixie Longboots) from In the Illa

34 minutes agoView original

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RexHuppke

If I eat this piece of plastic fork that broke off in my quiche, I think I'll be an omnivore. And nobody fucks with quiche-eating omnivores.

RexHuppke (Rex Huppke) from Chicago

34 minutes agoView original

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AinsleyofAttack

I need to get laid or get out of the suburbs. Saw a skinny tattooed boy on a bicycle and nearly ran him off the road in order to mount him.

AinsleyofAttack (Ainsley Drew) from Norman, Oklahoma

35 minutes agoView original

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myracles

Who would win in a fight between a strawberry, a raspberry and a grape?

Me. I'd wait for the fruit punch and drink it!!

I need a hobby.

myracles (myr) from Jumping in the air

35 minutes agoView original

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ange_black

Will the eight bottles of wine I have had for about 10 years still be good to drink? I'm asking for a friend. A loser friend.

ange_black (angela black) from Toronto

36 minutes agoView original

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adamisacson

With no spousal supervision, I just bought presents for my kid's birthday and booze for vacation. If the recession ends today, that was me.

adamisacson (Adam Isacson) from Washington, DC

37 minutes agoView original

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Alter_ed

If all you've got at the checkout is Visine, pipe cleaners & Twinkies?

We're on to you man.

Alter_ed (Edwina) from The internet. Duh.

38 minutes agoView original

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InSoOutSo

Pimp Game: G's up, hoes down, b-a, b-a, select, start.

InSoOutSo (JT) from OH

39 minutes agoView original

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jabonguge

I named my dingaling Crinkle Tatum, but its stage name is Stumper Dakota.

jabonguge from Astoria, OR

41 minutes agoView original

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imajinarie

My take on premarital sex? Why, I subscribe to the Zenith philosophy: The Quality goes in before the Name goes on.

imajinarie (Tim H.) from Indy

41 minutes agoView original

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Favrd.