NOT UNLIKE THE ZAPRUDER FILM [FUNNY HOMOPHONIC COINCIDENCE, THAT--BOB ZAMUDA], THIS SMACKDOWN AND SUBSEQUENT LATE NIGHT, TALK SHOW PUG-E-DY, WILL BE DEBATED HOTLY IN THE COMMENT SECTIONS OF YOUTUBE [EACH TIME THEY REMOVE ONE, ANOTHER SURELY POPS UP, LIKE LEAVES OF GRASS].
ZAPRUDER FILMED SOMEWHAT GRAINILY, SOMETHING WHICH WAS OUT OF CONTROL--A TRAIN WRECK. HE WAS ALSO A WITNESS FOR LOOKYLOOS AND FOREVERMORE-RUBBERNECKERS, AND CONSTANT ARMCHAIR CONSPIRACISTS. SPEAKING OF ARMCHAIRS, DID YOU NOTICE THAT AK MOVES HIS CHAIR CLOSE TO JL BEFORE THE FINAL SEGMENT, THE ONE IN WHICH THE (ANTICIPATED/RIGGED?) BLOW OCCURS.
FOR THE UNINITIATED, BE PREPARED, FOR REPEAT VIEWINGS, UNTIL I LOCATE ULTRA-SLO-MO FOOTAGE--
FOR SUBTLETIES AND NUANCE ABOUND.
AS MUCH AS I LOVE KAUFMAN'S INSPIRED GENIUS
(PERFORMANCE? MAYBE UP UNTIL, JUST THE END? ARE YOU GETTING TIRED OF THE INTERROGATORY MARKERS YET?), I CANNOT, AND WILL NOT FEEL GUILTY PROFESSING MY ADMIRATION, RESPECT, AND SHEER DELIGHT, IN PRAISING "THE KING"..."THE KING"--JERRY LAWLER [NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT OTHER REI OF MEMPHIS SUNSHINE, "THE KING" ELVIS PRESLEY].
O, BUT THEY ARE BOTH SPLENDIDLY SARTORIAL, BOTH SPLENDIDLY BEJEWELED, BOTH SPLENDIDLY, PRIMARILY COLOR-CLAD RULERS, BOTH DARKLY AND DEEPLY WITTY, AND SHARP, AND BOTH TERRIBLE...TERRIBLY FUNNY.
BUT IT TAKES TWO TO RUB WRONLY [AS THE FRENCH SAY], AND HERE'S THE RENDEZVOUS RIB MEMPHIS DRY-RUB: BOTH, TERRIBLY PRONE TO UNCONTROLLABLE VIOLENCE [THE FARMER MORE DIRECTLY THAN THE LATKA] LAWLER'S, A POSSIBLE JOB HAZARD--HIS SPORT, VERSUS ELVIS'S, IMPOTENCE? [IN HIS CASE HIS COTERIE/COURT WAS INFILTRATED WITH 'YES MEN,' HANGERS-ONS, AND A DOCTOR OR TWO-HUNDRED WHO COULD NOT SAY 'NO' TO THEIR ETERNALLY UNDERMEDICATED ROYAL "HIGHNESS"! (YOU SEE WHEN HE FORCED PRISCILLA TO STUDY AT HIS DOJO WITH HIS MOJO, KANG RHEE (ANOTHER KING REFERENCE), WELL, SHE INADVERTENTLY, FELL IN LUST WITH A KARATE EXPERT, AND CONSUMMATED A WORLD OF "MARITAL ARTLESSNESS'S".]
DIGRESS, YES, BUT, ONLY TO CONFESS THAT LESS IS MORE, OR MORE OR LESS, THIS KING-SIZED BLOW MATCH IS EITHER A GARGANTUAN PUT-ON WITH ALL CONSPIRATORS INVOLVED: LETTERMAN, SHAEFER, LAWLER, KAUFMAN, ZAMUDA, ETC., OR ONE WITH NONE: NO CONSPIRACY AT ALL, PURELY ACCIDENTAL, OR HALF-CONSPIRED [IN FACT, EXACTLY WHAT MANY KENNEDY ASSASSINATION CONSPIRACISTS BELIEVE]. I SAY, 'TOO DIFFICULT AND PAINFUL TO CONCOCT ENTIRELY; TOO WELL-ACTED TO BE REHEARSED; TOO NATURAL TO BE CONTRIVED; TOO EMOTIONAL TO BE ANTICIPATED.'
A HALF-HELPING, INDEED, DOES SEEM LIKELY, IF ONLY IN ITS DIVY OF EXACTLY HOW A HALF CAN BE, WELL, HALF. A HALF COULD EASILY BE KAUFMAN/ZAMUDA, NOT LAWLER/LETTERMAN, OR ANY PERMUTATION [I'M NOT A MATHEMATICIAN] OF THE PLAYERS WHO SURROUND THE NIGHT ON 'LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID LETTERMAN'.
OBVIOUSLY, [ALTHOUGH, PERHAPS ONLY, NOT, IF YOU'RE INSANE], NO ONE BELIEVES THAT KENNEDY OR ANY RIDERS IN THE CONTINENTAL WERE COMPLICIT IN AN ASSASSINATION; HOWEVER, SOME BELIEVE THAT A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE IN A MUCH LARGER CIRCLE, AND, WITH COUNTLESS MORE PERMUTATIONS OF COMBINATORIAL ACTORS, WERE.
LIKE THAT INFAMOUS DALLAS DAY, THIS LATE NEW YORK NIGHT WILL NEVER BE FULLY KNOWN/SOLVED. PERHAPS ONLY ONE PERSON KNOWS, AND LIKE THAT OTHER MORE FAMOUSLY INFAMOUS EVENT, HE'S NOT TALKING, KAUFMAN'S DEAD! [IMAGINE THAT GUY FROM DATELINE SPEAKING THAT LINE] NOT KILLED BY A FATAL STRIKE, IN FACT, NOT THE AGGRESSOR AT ALL [I REALLY WRITE SCRIPTS FOR THAT SHOW], BUT THE ONE WHO (NEED I LIST THE MANY WAYS IN WHICH THE WORLD SEES POSSIBILITIES FOR WHY KENNEDY WOULD HAVE BEEN ASSASSINATED?)...WHO WAS ACTED UPON BY PROVOCATION, GOADING, BULLYING, BAITING [DID YOU HEAR AK CALL JL A REDNECK!]
AFRICAN AMERICANS MAY BECOME UPSET AT THIS NEXT CONTROVERSIAL PRONOUNCEMENT, BUT PROUD WHITE SOUTHERNERS MAY CALL EACH OTHER, DEPENDING ON WHICH PART OF THE SOUTH THEY HAIL, REDNECK, COONASS...THE LIST IS LONG; HOWEVER, JUST AS IN THE 'N'-WORD DEBATE: DARE ANYONE, ESPECIALLY ONE WHO CONSIDERS HIMSELF MORE ERUDITE BECAUSE OF STATUS, UTTER THAT WORD OUT LOUD.
MY FRIENDS, ONLY A SOUTHERNER CAN QUIXOTICALLY AND TRULY UNDERSTAND AND EMPATHIZE (SOMETIMES IN THE SAME EQUATION) WITH A PROUD AFRICAN AMERICAN, WHO HAS THE MISFORTUNE TO HEAR THE EPITHET, "NIGGER" SPOKEN AT THEM BY A WHITE MAN.
I SAY, IF NOT STAGED (AND UPON EXAMINATION, HOW COULD IT (THE SLAP) HAVE BEEN?), LAWLER WAS IN HIS RIGHTS, AND IN FACT, I'VE SEEN WORSE BEATINGS OVER MORE TRIVIAL BAITINGS.
ALL IN ALL, IT IS YOUR REMARKABLE OPPORTUNITY TO BE THE JUDGE, REFEREE, CONSPIRICIST, LOOKYLOO, RUBBERNECKER, RACE-BAITER, JEW HATER, OR ANY OF A PLETHORA OF EXPERIENCE DERIVABLE.
EACH TIME CLIP #2 IS VIEWED WILL MULTIPLY INTO A MORE AND MORE INEXACT APPROXIMATION OF, WHERE LIES THE TRUTH?
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