SHOE SHOULD I LOVE? SHOE IS MR. RIGHT? ['Shoenami' Stand-up] "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Hello?"
Oh, fuck, another fucking phone call. Who is it Now? WON'T BE love of my life. He knows just how to ignore me like his ex-wife.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Hello?
It's goddamn, motherfucking, Marathon MO.
God, Help me, help me get off the phone.
LAMF.
Smart and fun unlike some TexNoMex Cold Wavers I know.
But the frequencies...Dan Rather'd we do it IN THE fucking parking lot, Kenneth!
We do it, inalienably, like the fucking constitution.
We do it, Lifetime Network; and last night, we "do do do do do Heartbreaker," stoned at a club in the'Loo Wop Room.'
We do twofer Tuesdays:
ROCK BLOCK! ROCK BLOCK!
Little 'ting'-i ask--just three days, seventy-two hours.
Indian say:
"See moon ride wolf three times before make'em smokey signal."
WHERE'S MY FUCKING CIGARETTES?
That's his fault too.
"Annie D., please send me magic Belgian shoes that make my ears fall off,or render me mute, except for hot guys who are not twice + plus 12s...Who i won't love the same!
But, oh,
Miu Miu
oh,
Balmaine
Oh,
Rei D.G.!
Help me."
Shoe me the way!
Shoe me the light!
Shoe should i love!
Shoe is Mr. Right?
orig. screenplay written by nichop, inspired by true life events.